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Author Topic: I'm an Addict.  (Read 2524 times)

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I'm an Addict.
« on: October 13, 2015, 10:56:48 PM »

I've had many vices through the years.  Drugs, tobacco, alcohol, tobacco, money, guns, porn, tobacco.  I still drink and take pills.  I've found myself lately enjoying what most simple people call beef jerky.  I call it the the "nectar of cows" or something like that.  Oh yeah.  The goodness of chewing a cow.  I'm not just enjoying jerky, but enjoying it a little too much if you know what I mean.  I have even thought about finding some way of injecting it directly into my bloodstream.  I'm smarter than that though.  If I did that, it would ruin the whole chewing and flavor experience.

I should also point out I have been sampling all kinds of jerky.  Different sizes, colors, flavors, and textures.  I'm not hooked on the stuff you find at the local 7-11.  I have better taste than that.  I paid nine dollars ($9.00) to have my latest score of beef show up on my door step.  That is a lot of money for somebody who makes seven fifty ($7.50) an hour, but it works to my advantage because the place that I bought it from is a 1.5 - 2 hr drive for me.  That is the equivalent to a 3 - 4 hour round trip.  Since time is worth seven fifty ($7.50) an hour, any trip requiring more than 72 minutes makes it worth the nine dollar ($9.00) delivery charge.

Is there an easy and inexpensive way to kick the jerky habit?  If there is a pill, is it one that can be taken with alcohol and other pills with no effect or possibly one that enhances the effect of alcohol and other pills?

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Re: I'm an Addict.
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2015, 02:30:15 PM »

I wish I could help, but beef jerky is a gateway drug and for me led to turkey jerky, venison jerky, and my all time favourite--elk jerky.