The Apparently Necessary Random Stuff Thread

[Novice]

No joke!

[Demosthenes]

Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me, as her body once did
All five horizons revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed has taken a turn

And all I taught her was everything
I know she gave me all that she wore

And now my bitter hams chafe beneath the clouds
Of what was everything
Oh, the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...

I take a walk outside
I'm surrounded by some kids at play
I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear
And twisted thoughts that spin round my head
I'm spinning, oh, I'm spinning
How quick the sun can, drop away

And now my bitter hams cradle broken glass
Of what was everything
All the pictures have all been washed in black, tattooed everything...

All the love gone bad turned my world to black
Tattooed all I see, all that I am, all I'll ever be

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why
Why, why can't it be, why can't it be mine

[pbsaurus]

I got a little change in my pocket going jingle lingle ling
want to call you on the telephone baby I give you a ring
but each time we talk I get the same old thing
always no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding ring
my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
she said don't give no lines and keep your hams to yourself

Cruel baby baby baby why you want to treat me this way
you know I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way
that's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cow
and she said no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding vow
my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
she said don't ham me no lines and keep your hams to yourself

you see I wanted her real bad and I was about to give in
that's when she started talkin' true love started talkin' about sin
I said honey I'll live with you for the rest of my life
she said no huggin no kissin until you make me your wife
my honey my baby don't put my love on no shelf
she don't ham me no lines and keep your hams to yourself.


Speaking of hams, last night I went to see Jello Biafra and the Guantanamo School of Medicine last night at the Bottom of the Hill in San Francisco.  Jello really knows how to ham it up!  But that's beside the point as the opening band ABU GHRAIB (the band) totally hammed it up performance art style including the Desert Foxes feeding canned ham to the detainees.  Great show, you should have been there.

[pbsaurus]

Ooh, I found a youtube of Abu Ghraib from a couple years ago.

[12AX7]

lol.. ZZZT! ZZT!  hehe the girl with the taser. Wonder how long it was before she accidentally hit one of them with it.

  "OOOWWW!!!!! OK! THAT is IT! NO MORE TASER ONSTAGE, REGINA!!!"

[pbsaurus]

We also have a performance art band here called the Womentors who are a parody of the Mentors.

[xolik]

http://cbs13.com/local/ashburn.arrest.dui.2.1534505.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Wunderkind]

http://cbs13.com/local/ashburn.arrest.dui.2.1534505.html

I keep reading his name as Assburn. His apology made me lol.

[BizB]

Yoink!

[Vespertine]

Okay, xolly, I'm electing you as the spokesperson for "the gays".  I have never understood the concept of the self-hating, closeted homosexual.  By this, I specifically mean someone who attacks (physically or verbally)/represses/decries/denies rights to gays, but who is actually GAY.  'Splain please.

[xolik]

Okay, xolly, I'm electing you as the spokesperson for "the gays".  I have never understood the concept of the slef-hating, closeted homosexual.  By this, I specifically mean someone who attacks (physically or verbally)/represses/decries/denies rights to gays, but who is actually GAY.  'Splain please.

I'll try to put this as eloquently as I can....



Fucked if I know! I never understood it either. I makes ZERO sense to me.

[pbsaurus]

It has something to do with self loathing.  They have been brainwashed that homosexuality is morally wrong.  It totally betrays logic.  I wouldn't be surprised if Fred Phelps is also a closeted homosexual.

[Demosthenes]

It has something to do with self loathing.  They have been brainwashed that homosexuality is morally wrong.  It totally betrays logic.  I wouldn't be surprised if Fred Phelps is also a closeted homosexual.

Not surprised at all.  In fact, he's probably heavily into the leather and ball-gag scene.

[Novice]

Yet another reason why Kansas blows : Proximity to Fred Phelps and his church

[ivan]

Mean old homophobes turn gay because chicks don't dig them.

[pbsaurus]

So for them it's not biological?

[12AX7]

 I'm still fuzzy on this "gay" thing. I thought you had to have some emotional something going on. What if you've had a fair amount of playmates, but have only ever been interested in women for more than physical? Is that considered "gay"? Why; if the only emotional or relationship-oriented preferences are for the opposite sex?
 

[Wunderkind]

And how much do you have to like the same gender before you count as gay?

And why is there even a distinction? Why can't there just be people who like other people?

(It's scary that I'm asking that first question seriously, still... to this day... no clue if I count as gay or bi.)

[Detta]

Hey remember Phyre?  He got engaged!  Wehoooo!!!!

[xolik]

Hey remember Phyre?  He got engaged!  Wehoooo!!!!

That's awesome!

[xolik]

And how much do you have to like the same gender before you count as gay?

And why is there even a distinction? Why can't there just be people who like other people?

(It's scary that I'm asking that first question seriously, still... to this day... no clue if I count as gay or bi.)

*insert a bunch of insane ramblings that we've all heard a dozen times before*

[Novice]

So you're not a member of the Gay Banditos who stalk a nice Christian family, break into their house during dinner, start fucking each other and destroy another "American family"?

Well that's a relief.

[Novice]

Hey David Blaine, they take Visa.

http://www.ameritherm.com/video_levitation.html

[xolik]

Ok, here's the deal. I'm a bit drunk so I can spell it out for ya.....

STFU and don't ever get on the keyboard when you're drunk again. I swear, I do the damnedest shit when I'm hammered....

[Demosthenes]

Heh, actually you should have left that there.  I thought it was very well put and articulate for someone who was drunk.