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Author Topic: The "Absolute Dumbest Questions You've Ever Heard" Thread  (Read 24671 times)
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« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2008, 07:26:52 PM »

Are you sleeping ?

Yes

Ok, i'll leave you to it.
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« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2008, 12:30:10 AM »

"Should I clock in before before I start to work?"
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« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2008, 04:34:23 PM »

During a practice end of the year test on the computer, the students discovered a button that tells you the answer to each question, with an explanation.

"Are we going to have that on the REAL test!!???"
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« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2008, 05:28:57 PM »

In my job, I hear the dumbest questions I have ever heard EVERY SINGLE DAY.

I could devote an entire forum to it, much less a thread.
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« Reply #29 on: April 23, 2008, 01:45:00 AM »

How fuhkin stoopid. . .
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/04/22/moos.pa.obama.waffle.cnn

Obama's half-eaten waffle on eBay. The bid was just over 10k; but they took it down. Fuckin idiots.
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« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2008, 09:12:43 AM »

I worked at Wendy's for all of three months... VERY FIRST DAY over the headset i hear "Can I get a chili cheese burrito and a Baja blast?"

The taco bell was across the street and over to the left one building... you can see it from the drive through window...
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« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2008, 09:22:45 AM »

That one's easy.

"Sure. Pull to the next window.  . . .no; that one."  *points to Taco Bell*
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« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2008, 09:43:38 AM »

only had one window so that would have been freaking hillariousXD
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« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2008, 10:06:51 AM »

What is the purpose of ending words with "XD"?  Seems "Xtra Dumb" to me.
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« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2008, 10:14:53 AM »

it is a habit i have from YIM its like an emote cept not so annoying look at it sideways it looks like a smiley face somewhat
 
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« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2008, 11:11:38 AM »

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , , , , , , , ; ; ;
Have some. Jesus.
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« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2008, 12:16:50 PM »

GIS for "Punctuation Jesus"

http://bp1.blogger.com/_d8bF7KBsmHI/RzKKbRF0L9I/AAAAAAAABJw/N1_nR32yj38/s1600-h/lobby_guy.jpg
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« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2008, 12:20:30 PM »

ok kiddies lets get back on topic....

my mom asked how to empty her emails trash bin....
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« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2008, 01:28:03 PM »

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Ok, kiddies, let's get back on topic.

My mom asked how to empty her email's trash bin.
We really do appreciate it if you at least make an effort to present yourself in a manner that represents the intelligence level of this site - above average - by using punctuation, sentence structure, and wit.

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« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2008, 02:12:32 PM »

So, you are saying I have to use my poor English skills to pretend I give a damn about proper grammar when I can barely even spell?(thank you firefox for spellcheck!) I'm Boned...
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« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2008, 02:15:51 PM »

Exactly.  Practice makes perfect.

I used to was a bad grammer and speeler, tew.  Then I got smrt.  Not book smrt or street smrt, but... something.
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« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2008, 04:56:27 PM »

But, Grammar is a pain in the ass waste of time when it comes to people I will never meet in my life! But, It is a forum rule I'm guessing so I will make an effort.
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« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2008, 05:13:01 PM »

But, Grammar is a pain in the ass waste of time when it comes to people I will never meet in my life! But, It is a forum rule I'm guessing so I will make an effort.

If you don't care enough about us to speak clearly...why would you be here?  Don't do it just because it's a rule.  Understand the reason behind the rule.  And have a little bit of pride in what you have to say.
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« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2008, 05:24:23 PM »

Feh. Kids these days.
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« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2008, 06:11:25 PM »

Heh heh.  I like this new guy.   He cr4xx0rz me up.  cheesy
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« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2008, 06:44:52 PM »

I am here because I am a geek wanting to talk about computers and the likes and waiting to make 50 meaningful posts to be able to post in the tech section... honestly I could care less about what people think I am saying... If they cant see past the bad grammar and spelling and understand it doesn't that make them look stupid? considering my grammar and spelling are not that bad, ok my grammar is horrid... but not bad enough to be incoherent bable
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« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2008, 06:48:11 PM »

honestly I could care less about what people think I am saying...

Again.  If you don't care what we think you are saying...why would you post here?

Fact:  If we can't read what you are trying to say, we won't read it.  And you'll be talking to yourself.  But only for a little while.
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« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2008, 07:25:34 PM »

so when do the meaningful posts start?
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« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2008, 07:36:36 PM »

Someone asked me why I was here... That is a dumb question..
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« Reply #49 on: April 24, 2008, 08:32:29 PM »

is it?
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