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« on: May 31, 2008, 12:02:45 PM »

Here's your chance to share how you're a geek with the rest of the world. Actually, maybe not the rest of the world. Just several thousand people.

Up for grabs this go around is a 1GB sansa Clip MP3 player in which you can store and play all of your most likely pirated music on.



This contest requires participants to come up with a creative, yet humorous, article pertaining to technology of some sort (IE Computers, the internet, Google, Microsoft, Linux, Nintendo Wii, etc).

Quick Details:

Who: Any registered member of the forums, regardless of how long they've been a member. Register here if you're not registered yet.
What: We're giving away a 1GB Sansa MP3 Clip player.
When: June 1, 2008 - June 30, 2008.
How: Participants must write a humorous tech-related article. Submissions must be made in this thread.

Entries will be judged by the following criteria:
- Is the article original? Has something like this already been published on the internet?
- Was the article humorous? Would it make someone who is fairly educated laugh? (IE: Absence of crude humor)
- Spelling and grammar - Does it actually make sense? Is the article worthy of being published in a newspaper or other publications?
- Overall effort - Did it appear as though the writer put more than 10 minutes into writing the piece? Are there more than 300 words?

Voting will be done by the moderators of The Geek Forums. In the event of a tie, I will vote for one of the two who are the finalists in order to break the tie. Rest assured that we will verify that your entry was not copied from somewhere else by doing extensive searches on Google and various other search engines and article services on the internet. Anyone who is caught submitting something that they did not write will be disqualified and their actions will be brought to the attention of the RIAA.

Participants must have a forum membership (Which is free, and can be obtained by clicking here). Any and all submissions must be made in this thread by June 30, 2008 11:59:59PM EST. If you have any questions or comments regarding this contest, please contact Chris.

Please keep in mind that any and all entries may be published in full on The Geekery at any time. If you do not wish for your writing to be published on The Geekery, do not submit any content to this contest.
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 07:40:23 PM »

You mean I have to work to win?
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 11:48:41 PM »

Rest assured that we will verify that your entry was not copied from somewhere else by doing extensive searches on Google and various other search engines and article services on the internet. Anyone who is caught submitting something that they did not write will be disqualified and their actions will be brought to the attention of the RIAA.

Heh, I think I might have access to a program that checks a piece of writing for plagiarism.  It's for our English teachers.

By the way, I found these three sentences on the internet.
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« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2008, 12:50:40 AM »

W00tHo0. I found them too.

psytation:
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2008, 01:08:35 AM »

Yay! I'm not a particularly good writer, but I sure love getting email from Chris!

I miss you guys!
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2008, 05:59:51 AM »

Yay! I'm not a particularly good writer, but I sure love getting email from Chris!

I miss you guys!

Hey man, how the hell are you?  grin
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« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2008, 09:49:10 AM »

It's like Chris has turned on the Cat Signal for this contest...
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« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2008, 10:05:58 AM »

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! Wonderful spam! Glorious spam!
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2008, 03:20:13 PM »

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! Wonderful spam! Glorious spam!

Well, we are on a Python binge...
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« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2008, 10:24:58 PM »

It's always the right time for a Python quote.

And now for something completely different.
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« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2008, 10:58:24 PM »

okay, so the last few days, this forum has gotten way too geeky for me.









i quit.
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« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2008, 11:35:25 PM »

You can't quit us, we'll quit you first!
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« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2008, 04:32:45 PM »

I had no idea I even registered under my current email address =3 Well, I'll be sure to think about this. Thanks for the info.
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2008, 03:29:34 PM »

Hey man, how the hell are you?  grin

I'm great! and all graduated and such, so I now get to experience the joy of hunting for a real job. If any of you are in a position to hire or put in a good word for a straight-out-of-college computer scientist, let me know and I'll chuck a resume your way.
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2008, 03:54:54 PM »

I keep meaning to write something for this and then life gets in the way.
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