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« Reply #75 on: July 01, 2009, 01:19:51 AM »

Started watching Metalocalypse and paused it a few times with the 'ol DVR. After doing this a time or two, I was about 4-5 minutes behind live. Moved my laptop to on top of my television remote, switched the channels twice and the DVR forgot the show. Missed the ending.  angry

. . . although The Venture Bros is on now.
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« Reply #76 on: July 02, 2009, 07:20:12 PM »

Why must I get a period once a month! These cramps are really killing me; all my plans are ruined for the day and I have to stay home and do nothing but watch Pokemon. Why was I born female >.<? Why do we need periods? Screw children the world is going to shit anyway. Why make more copies of ourselves... I think they'd be more grateful not living in this world.
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« Reply #77 on: July 03, 2009, 08:09:27 AM »

Why must I get a period once a month! These cramps are really killing me; all my plans are ruined for the day and I have to stay home and do nothing but watch Pokemon. Why was I born female >.<? Why do we need periods? Screw children the world is going to shit anyway. Why make more copies of ourselves... I think they'd be more grateful not living in this world.
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« Reply #78 on: July 03, 2009, 08:37:43 AM »


 
that's a bit like using a wrecking ball to knock down a tent. Overkill much?
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« Reply #79 on: July 03, 2009, 10:01:38 AM »

Hehe, thank God indeed that I don't have that kind of crap every month. Also, if men were to ones bringing children into the world? Things would be far less overcrowded, I can tell you that Cheesy

Can rants be positive for a change? Was going to share that I'm really pleased with myself or with something that happened. Unfortunately I do not remember what it was about. So instead I'll just complain that it is far too sticky & hot here in Holland and it is very uncomfortable. I'm basically braindead by the time we hit one o'clock, stuck to my chair, stuck to my desk and feeling utterly incapable of doing anything in 35 degrees heat (that's like a 100 F right?) and 99% humidity. Let it rain already!
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« Reply #80 on: July 03, 2009, 10:49:24 AM »


Periods are rubbish. BUT...

Being a girl beats the shit out of being a boy. We have boobs, our orgasms our more intense, we can hug without people thinking we are over friendly, we make more interesting tennis players (yes for the outfits) and we can pretty much get sex... any time... ever!  Slap Fight
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« Reply #81 on: July 03, 2009, 12:12:02 PM »

That is very true, very true... I was just really upset yesterday and in A LOT of pain.

Can rants be positive for a change?

I believe that is called a rave Smiley.
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« Reply #82 on: July 03, 2009, 12:22:27 PM »



lol@ rave!

It gets to the best of us. I once tried to describe what a period was like to my male friend and he died....actually died. FACT.
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« Reply #83 on: July 03, 2009, 07:20:07 PM »

I go around telling everyone about my period, the guys get used to it after a while.
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« Reply #84 on: July 03, 2009, 07:52:19 PM »

I think I'd take cramps over morning sickness.
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« Reply #85 on: July 04, 2009, 06:04:54 AM »


me too, as when I vomit I cry. Don't like crying.
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« Reply #86 on: July 04, 2009, 11:57:32 AM »

Well this thread turned interesting real quick.
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« Reply #87 on: July 04, 2009, 01:39:20 PM »

I don't mind vomitting, it's the dry heaving that kills me.
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« Reply #88 on: July 08, 2009, 07:37:10 PM »

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« Reply #89 on: July 09, 2009, 03:58:31 PM »

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« Reply #90 on: July 09, 2009, 04:55:30 PM »

Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.
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« Reply #91 on: July 10, 2009, 03:39:38 AM »

Why the HELL is it that the ads load and play just fine; but when you get to the CONTENT, it hoses or stutters so bad you can't watch it.  angry
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« Reply #92 on: July 14, 2009, 01:56:08 PM »



Ok, America, get your act together. You're getting way too fat. Is this what we've really become as a nation? I'm all for freedom of choice and being able to eat what you want, but COME ON. At least make some kind of effort to balance your diet out. What the hell is wrong with our country? Gah, it irritates me to no end.
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« Reply #93 on: July 14, 2009, 04:13:43 PM »

Imagine how that would look if . . . she . . wasn't wearing all-black! Hopefully, Burger King didn't serve . . . uh, her?
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« Reply #94 on: July 14, 2009, 04:24:30 PM »

They did. There's a whole series of her ordering with cards behind her then picking up her 'snack' at the drive through.
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« Reply #95 on: July 14, 2009, 05:02:10 PM »

Customers are customers, I guess. Whether in a SUV or a Rascal.
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« Reply #96 on: July 18, 2009, 10:09:39 AM »

I split the healthcare posts off and put them in the political forum.  I hope no one minds.
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« Reply #97 on: August 03, 2009, 02:26:48 PM »

'Touchy' vendors piss me off to no end. Don't come up behind me and put your hands on my shoulders as I look up our support contract on the computer. I don't even know you. Better yet, just stay way the hell far back from me, OK?
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« Reply #98 on: August 03, 2009, 02:28:16 PM »


   Big nasty fart will cure that.
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« Reply #99 on: August 29, 2009, 03:25:43 PM »

'Touchy' vendors piss me off to no end. Don't come up behind me and put your hands on my shoulders as I look up our support contract on the computer. I don't even know you. Better yet, just stay way the hell far back from me, OK?

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