Mad Bitches, Disgruntled Hoes

[Anonymous]

Inspired by Lacerda himself, his first rap single entitled, "Mad Bitches, Disgruntled Hoes" was released on February 19th, of 2003 and became an instant hit on http://forums.gotthegeek.com">The Geekery Forums.

He had been contemplating the idea of becoming a "rap poet" for many months prior to recording "Mad Bitches, Disgruntled Hoes", and spent those many months playing D&D, working multiple jobs at the time, and going to school in some far, far away land to major none other than rap itself. Well, we're not too sure about the whole Rap Major thing, but the rest we're pretty certain to be true.

You can download your very own free copy of his hit single "Mad Bitches and Disgruntled Hoes" by clicking http://www.gotthegeek.com/lacerda/lacerda.mp3">here

Mad Bitches Disgruntled Hoes
Written by: Lacerda
http://www.gotthegeek.com/lacerda/lacerda.mp3">Download The Single

Lacerda comin' through in two zero zero two,
gonna let all you playas know exactly how we do
got ten fingers on the hand and equal that in toes
got mad bitches and an equivalent crop of hoes
People be telling me that they don't want to hear
Listen to them? Shit, I don't even know the year
Bitches be constantly self-aggrandizin'
Motherfuckers need to know it's time for some down-sizin'
of their rhymes, cause they got none
Nil, zero, zip, bupkis, the apex of a gun
Metaphors all fucked, and similes got whack
Two zero zero two also the number of bitches on dey back
For Lacerda, I gots the mad beard!
Takin' the shots, baby I be weird!
Weird? Odd? Somewhat strange, yo
I was serious about dose penis metaphors, ho.
My disregard for women is purely monumental!
The fact I spout misogyny is merely incidental.
If suckas take offence, I brush it off like joke,
Promote hate to kids while I take a toke
Of a major market share, so who needs shame?
Just another playa in the popular music game.

Updated: 3/9/03
http://www.gotthegeek.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=32">TheJudge made a http://www.gotthegeek.com/lacerda/lacerda.swf">flash movie to go along with the origional music file.

[Briz9]

man this rap is tight, so tight I'm gonna have to do tha remix.  stay tuned.

[catwritr]

Thanks for reviving a year-old thread. We really appreciate it.

[Demosthenes]

LOL @ TheJudge's flash.

I forgot how fricken funny that is.

Note:  it's even funnier with no sound!  

[Briz9]

Thanks for reviving a year-old thread. We really appreciate it.

you will appreciate it when you see my music video of this rap, trust me.

[Demosthenes]

Why don't you register an account instead of posting as a guest?

[Lacerda]

I thought I was out, but they pulled me back in.

[Briz9]

Why don't you register an account instead of posting as a guest?

good idea, done.  i will post the remix and video tonight, its good stuff. i'd do it now but i'm at work.

[Demosthenes]

Why don't you introduce yourself and tell us a little about yourself in the process, as well?

[Briz9]

I thought I was out, but they pulled me back in.

hope you get a laugh out of my remix and video, we prob spent a good 6 hours total on it.

[Briz9]

Why don't you introduce yourself and tell us a little about yourself in the process, as well?

sure, my name is Tim, my friend found this rap by searching google for "disgruntled hoes" i think, he just searched that for fun!  amazed by finding this crazy rap, we got an idea to do a remix and video.

[catwritr]

That's neat. Feel free to wander outside of the Main Page forum.

[Briz9]

That's neat. Feel free to wander outside of the Main Page forum.

cool, i'm surprised that i got this many responses as quick as i did.

[xolik]

This thread took a strange turn.

[Briz9]

i've uploaded the stuff for anyone who wants a good laugh (hopefully), i figured anarchy was a good place for it:

http://www.geekforum.org/viewtopic.php?p=22475#22475

[Anonymous]

I must say, that was pretty god damn amusing. Usuaully the remixes of songs aren't that good, but that's pretty impressive. Good job, guys.

Main page post time... not that anyone still reads it anymore.

[biggyfred]

The Judge's flash.. still a masterpiece!

Welcome Briz. Quality work. Welcome to the board.