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« on: March 12, 2010, 08:12:19 AM » |
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In my oppinion the best way to get over ex's is to have a little fun at their expense!
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 08:43:49 AM » |
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Didn't ask, but alright.
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 09:28:48 AM » |
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I think the best way is to take all the stuff they ever gave you and put it in a metal trash can then bring it to their new girlfriends house and light it and the lawn around it on fire while screaming out the song you two first danced to. Then when the new girlfriend comes out to put the fire out, you take her by the hair and toss her around like a ragdoll even when she says she doesn't even know your ex.
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 10:08:39 AM » |
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The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
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« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2010, 02:21:20 PM » |
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Disable your emotion chip.
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« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2010, 02:24:23 PM » |
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Well if your asking good old neighborhood hitler i say you find another young lady to take out on a date and if you have a good time you will be able to get over an ex easily make sure your the one paying for the food ha ha dont forget to tip :]
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« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2010, 03:36:47 PM » |
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Oh Der Fuhrer was a wonderful dancer and he could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon TWO COATS
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« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2010, 03:55:03 PM » |
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I see that someone has enjoyed my charm with the wemon, thank you for the compliment.
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2010, 10:22:30 PM » |
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Take the pics he sent you of his new super hot g/f to make you jealous and post them online. Hypothetically speaking of course.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2010, 12:07:07 AM » |
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Oh Der Fuhrer was a wonderful dancer and he could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon TWO COATS
The Producers <3 The best way to get over an ex is to sleep with their siblings. |
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2010, 10:40:38 AM » |
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The Producers <3
The best way to get over an ex is to sleep with their siblings.
That depends on the siblings the ex has... |
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2010, 11:51:37 AM » |
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That depends on the siblings the ex has...
Not really. At least, not for me. |
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2010, 12:42:02 PM » |
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Not really. At least, not for me.
Saw that comin'.  So what'll you do if all your ex's siblings died in a horrible accident?  |
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2010, 12:43:56 PM » |
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The best way to get back at your ex, is to be happy.
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« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2010, 02:11:30 PM » |
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I've never been a dumpee so not a problem. Fortunately my dumpee didn't seek revenge, or if she did it was so subtle that I never even noticed.
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« Reply #15 on: April 28, 2010, 02:17:54 PM » |
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Would you even notice a subtle thing like your car exploding or your house catching fire?
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« Reply #16 on: April 28, 2010, 09:19:50 PM » |
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It depends on how engrossed I am in watching pr0n at the time.
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2010, 07:26:41 PM » |
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After performing a mental ritual killing (mental only, mind you) then find another fleshy being to flop around with. You would be amazed how quickly a new flop, especially a better one, allows you to forget an old flop...
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« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2010, 01:02:55 PM » |
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Personally one my favorites was when the chick got into the guys car during the winter and paper hole punched a thousand of those little dots that you can never get all of into the trash can. She took these and put them in the window heating vent. Being winter when he got into the car to go where were ever his car turned into a snow globe having all of the dots shot out the vent at once. Then he had to get all of those little dots out of his car.  . Not the worst but if you were a watching hilarious. |
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« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2010, 01:15:52 PM » |
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Suicide is always an option!
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« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2010, 01:11:05 AM » |
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I personally like murder-suicide. That way everyone wins  |
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