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Hi guys I'm your typical geek I wouLd literally prefere to cut off my left testicle than let someone else on my computer I'm shit hot at programming math physics and everything of real interest I hope this communtity embraces me like I embraced my dual monitor setup that's all.
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2010, 09:47:47 PM » |
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... I'm shit hot at programming math physics ...
But you can't seem to locate the period, comma, or (I suspect) the semi-colon/colon on your keyboard. Also, does this shit you speak of stink? |
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 12:32:33 AM » |
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Include Irvine16.inc
.data
msgNoob BYTE "I should hope he knows where punctuation is if he is hot shit at programming.", 0ah,0dh,0
.code
main PROC
mov ax, @data
mov ds, ax
call ClrScr
mov edx, OFFSET msgNoob
call WriteString
exit
main ENDP
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Hey. You're Nathan Explosion, right?
uhhh, yeah. Get away from me.
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2010, 12:43:27 AM » |
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Include Irvine16.inc
.data
msgNoob BYTE "I should hope he knows where punctuation is if he is hot shit at programming.", 0ah,0dh,0
.code
main PROC
mov ax, @data
mov ds, ax
call ClrScr
mov edx, OFFSET msgNoob
call WriteString
exit
main ENDP
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2010, 12:44:43 AM » |
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Hi guys I'm your typical geek I wouLd literally prefere to cut off my left testicle than let someone else on my computer I'm shit hot at programming math physics and everything of real interest I hope this communtity embraces me like I embraced my dual monitor setup that's all.
I don't like embracing guys who cut testicles. |
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!" -Detta
xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?
Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top. This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine. I work in IT.
bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.
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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2010, 07:18:42 AM » |
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O shit the punctuation police have arrived
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 10:49:53 AM » |
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note that he said left testicle. in most males, that's the one that hangs down farthest. easier to cut.
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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 12:40:49 PM » |
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Well, I'll be damned.
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!" -Detta
xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?
Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top. This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine. I work in IT.
bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 02:05:09 PM » |
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Ew why is one testicle longer than the other? Is that normal? I've never seen that. PICSPLZTHX new-boy.
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2010, 10:43:26 PM » |
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Hi guys I'm your typical geek I wouLd literally prefere to cut off my left testicle than let someone else on my computer I'm shit hot at programming math physics and everything of real interest I hope this communtity embraces me like I embraced my dual monitor setup that's all.
My Brother and half the people I work with have dual monitors. They still call me with basic computer questions like, "What does TLD Stand for?" Dual monitors don't make you intelligent. |
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2010, 12:06:30 AM » |
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Totally Lost Dimwit?
Terrible Liver Dinner?
Testicular Leftward Droop?
Toto Loves Dorothy?
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!" -Detta
xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
Demosthenes: Is that from the gifters movement?
Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top. This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine. I work in IT.
bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2010, 12:19:44 AM » |
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Testicular Leftward Droop?
lawl. of course, I don't think think anyone's ever done a statistic. |
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« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2010, 10:52:35 AM » |
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My Brother and half the people I work with have dual monitors. They still call me with basic computer questions like, "What does TLD Stand for?" Dual monitors don't make you intelligent.
Lol when did I say dual monitors make you clever because that would be misleading dual monitors or more do many great things however getting you an iq of more than 100 is not one of them. |
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« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2010, 11:52:26 AM » |
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Lol when did I say dual monitors make you clever because that would be misleading dual monitors or more do many great things however getting you an iq of more than 100 is not one of them.
Apparently not. |
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"I TYPE 120 WORDS PER MINUTE, BUT IT'S IN MY OWN LANGUAGE!" -Detta
xolik: WHERE IS OBAMA'S GIFT CERTIFICATE?
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Detta: Crappy old shorts and a tank top. This is how I dress for work. Because my job is to get puked on.
Demosthenes: So is mine. I work in IT.
bananaskittles: The world is 4chan and God is a troll.
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« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2010, 05:29:35 PM » |
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^ THAT!
Hahaha I laughed for so long.
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« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2010, 06:57:57 PM » |
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Lol when did I say dual monitors make you clever because that would be misleading dual monitors or more do many great things however getting you an iq of more than 100 is not one of them.
And you have proven that, more than once now. |
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I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.
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« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2010, 08:04:51 PM » |
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And you have proven that, more than once now.
Yh alright then whatever you say boss |
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« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2010, 12:58:27 PM » |
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They still call me with basic computer questions like, "What does TLD Stand for?"
In my former line of work, TLD stands for "Thermo-Luminescent Dosimeter". |
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« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2010, 01:06:48 PM » |
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TLD
Tender Love and Dykes
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« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2010, 01:46:43 PM » |
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TLD - The Love Droid
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« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2010, 02:03:43 PM » |
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Tendril Licking Deities
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« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2010, 03:22:36 PM » |
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Duel Monitors suck. One always breaks down suddenly.
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« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2010, 09:12:51 PM » |
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TLD
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« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2010, 09:28:51 PM » |
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Duel Monitors suck. One always breaks down suddenly.
Presumably the one that doesn't shoot first. |
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« Reply #24 on: June 22, 2010, 11:39:29 AM » |
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Yh alright then whatever you say boss
Your posts are so hard to read. That's why we bitch about the punctuation. In Contrast...ivan's are easy to read! If your posts are too hard to read, no one is going to read them. Then we'll all wonder why you're still typing them out. |
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