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Title: Smote!
Post by: BizB on May 14, 2008, 08:46:44 AM
I thought it might be entertaining and enlightening to have a thread wherein people could explain why they smote someone.

It could be anonymous, like...
  -1: You used colored text

Or, it could be less so, like...
  -1: Lacerda, I can't believe you made a joke about octopus-testicles in that thread about my alcoholic sister's struggle with her over-sized genitalia and skimpy swim-attire.


I'll start.  Because flaming in the FNG section is against the rules...
FNG#1: -2 for punctuation/capitalization
FNG#2: -1 for colored text
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: ydnamtnediserp on May 14, 2008, 10:03:57 AM
uh oh, guess i'd better start capitalizing!
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Demosthenes on May 14, 2008, 10:09:31 AM
uh oh, guess i'd better start capitalizing!

Naw.  You don't have to.  You have that cool ee cummings kinda thang goin' on.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: BizB on May 14, 2008, 10:11:29 AM
buhsides, we <3 you already.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Novice on May 14, 2008, 10:45:13 AM
-1: If you're Vampire.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: ydnamtnediserp on May 14, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
thanks, you guys.  :-)
truthfully, i don't capitalize in real life either. i haven't since i was twelve, except when necessary (papers and such). true story.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on May 14, 2008, 01:38:00 PM
I don't make jokes I should smite you for using me as an example
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: 12AX7 on May 14, 2008, 01:45:29 PM
-1 for threatening
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: pickled kitten on May 14, 2008, 01:55:22 PM
-1 for being an asshat
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: 12AX7 on May 14, 2008, 02:00:28 PM
-1 for having an ass and not letting me wear it.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: MISTER MASSACRE on May 14, 2008, 03:13:36 PM
-1 for threatening

-1 for not a threat but a promise

-1 for being an asshat

-1 for using the term "asshat" past 2002.

(that's approximately when it stopped amusing me and the Internet needs to conform to my standards or I'm not paying for it anymore and you'll all have to find some place else to write about "gothic atheists" or whatever)
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Demosthenes on May 14, 2008, 03:29:05 PM
(http://www.guildhaven.org/images/smilies/asshat.gif)
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: xolik on May 14, 2008, 03:35:23 PM
smite honeypot itt


oh shi
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Vespertine on May 14, 2008, 06:21:11 PM
Let's see...

I smited Evonus a handful of times (but not nearly as many as he thought I did) just for being a fucktard.
I think I might've smited a couple of the mods for refusing to ban Evonus.   :-D
I think I smited Vampire I think (just for being Vampire).
I think I might have smited 12 for losing his cool and swearing at me in the political forum (but I can't remember if I actually went through with the smiting).
Most recently, I smited Flipside for the "if you don't like it leave...go to france and pick up your white flag at the door" rant (I know you're better than this Flip).

Other than that, nothing jumps out at me.  I'm not a big smiter.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: pbsaurus on May 14, 2008, 07:11:57 PM
I smoted everyone in this thread just because I can.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: 12AX7 on May 14, 2008, 07:47:27 PM
I think I might have smited 12 for losing his cool and swearing at me in the political forum
I'm sorry aboutFOR that, btw. You bring out my passion?
 
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: xolik on May 14, 2008, 09:18:26 PM
I smite because I'm not shadow spec.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Chris on May 14, 2008, 10:01:37 PM
I smoted Vampire 65535 times because well, I felt like it.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: TheJudge on May 15, 2008, 07:06:23 AM
I never smote. Ever. And if you stupid fuckers don't beleive me, I'll ban you so fast it'll make your head spin.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Vespertine on May 15, 2008, 11:01:24 AM
I'm sorry aboutFOR that, btw. You bring out my passion?
 
+1 All is forgiven.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: pickled kitten on May 15, 2008, 11:31:10 AM
I smoted everyone in this thread just because I can.
:cry: NOOOO!!! You've ruined my smote free existence!*




*It was bound to happen sooner or later

Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: BizB on May 15, 2008, 12:03:52 PM
Just think, you can get 69'd again!
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: 12AX7 on May 15, 2008, 01:14:47 PM
Just think, you can get 69'd again!
/me smites pk
/me smites pk
/me smites pk
/me smites pk
/me smites pk
/me smites pk
/me smites pk
/me smites pk
/me smites pk
/me smites pk
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: jeee on May 15, 2008, 04:11:44 PM
I never smited anyone, and I think no one smited me. And don't do it because I said this, I like my 0 status.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: ydnamtnediserp on May 15, 2008, 04:58:36 PM
i liked mine too before pb took it from me.  :x
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: pbsaurus on May 15, 2008, 05:05:44 PM
I never smited anyone, and I think no one smited me. And don't do it because I said this, I like my 0 status.

You should have kept quiet  :-D
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: RelandR on May 15, 2008, 06:32:26 PM
I'm pretty sure Evonus popped my neginity when I wasn't looking.

I didn't see him do it, but once I felt the disturbance of the force, I saw his hoofprints all around the scene of the crime.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: jeee on May 15, 2008, 06:35:38 PM
You should have kept quiet  :-D

Give it back ! I know you can.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: TheJudge on May 16, 2008, 09:19:20 AM
Just think, you can get 69'd again!

You can get a reversed 69. I guess that would make it a 96.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Jaepheth on May 20, 2008, 01:09:25 AM
Who smote me and why?

Damn it people, stop doing things to me while I'm not here! That's like molesting the drunk, passed out person on the couch at a party; it may be funny on the internet, but it's actually serious business.

Very serious business!
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: The_FOO on May 20, 2008, 01:11:41 AM
I smoted everyone in this thread just because I can.

-1 for saying "smoted".
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: ydnamtnediserp on June 17, 2008, 06:33:26 PM
well? i'm waiting!
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: 12AX7 on June 20, 2008, 10:48:11 AM
Cry me a handfull. I've gone from -13 to -17 (oddly enough) at the same time you been getting dinged. Also apparently for no reason. Know anything about that, hm?
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Wunderkind on June 20, 2008, 08:11:47 PM
I think someone, who shall remain nameless, who has successfully nailed almost every regular here, is now trying to -69 everybody.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: The_FOO on June 20, 2008, 09:41:01 PM
Aww... Poor puppy.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: 12AX7 on June 20, 2008, 09:43:06 PM
I think someone, who shall remain nameless
We don't have anyone who's nameless.
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Leonidas on June 21, 2008, 12:24:58 AM
well? i'm waiting!

-1 for being impatient.

I suppose I deserve one now, myself...
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Dark Shade on June 21, 2008, 02:01:24 AM
I haven't noticed anything peculiar happening to me.

*dodges smites*
Title: Re: Smote!
Post by: Stitch on June 23, 2008, 09:46:39 AM
I suppose I deserve one now, myself...