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Title: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Chris on June 01, 2008, 11:57:08 PM: We now have people who have used the search string "gay videos" on Google and various other search engings somehow finding this place among the search results.

I hope you're proud of yourself!
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Dark Shade on June 02, 2008, 04:58:56 AM: I simply cannot contain my excitement! :-D
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: canoftuna on June 02, 2008, 08:10:20 AM: Wait.

There isn't any gay porn here?
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: The_FOO on June 02, 2008, 09:54:05 AM: Sure there is. There's oodles of gay and lesbian porn right over there. <--

Right next to the big beautiful woman, and the BDSM videos.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: dcrog on June 02, 2008, 11:07:22 AM: If Chris would fix the search function here we could search for ourselves. :-D
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Demosthenes on June 02, 2008, 12:41:19 PM: And yet we're still somehow NOT the #1 search result for "homoerotic A-Team fanfic".

I'm baffled.

:?
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: pickled kitten on June 03, 2008, 03:07:03 PM: Quote from: The_FOO on June 02, 2008, 09:54:05 AM
Sure there is. There's oodles of gay and lesbian porn right over there. <--

Right next to the big beautiful woman, and the BDSM videos.
How DARE you get my hopes up for BDSM videos when they clearly are only BBW videos >(

FOR SHAME!
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: 12AX7 on June 03, 2008, 07:04:22 PM: Quote from: pickled kitten on June 03, 2008, 03:07:03 PM
How DARE you get my hopes up for BDSM videos
/me is always taking notes...
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: The_FOO on June 03, 2008, 09:30:11 PM: Quote from: Demosthenes on June 02, 2008, 12:41:19 PM
And yet we're still somehow NOT the #1 search result for "homoerotic A-Team fanfic".

I'm baffled.

:?

Me too. I guess we'll have to start writing even more homoerotic A-Team fanfic than we already are.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: The_FOO on June 03, 2008, 09:34:41 PM: Quote from: pickled kitten on June 03, 2008, 03:07:03 PM
How DARE you get my hopes up for BDSM videos when they clearly are only BBW videos >(

FOR SHAME!

Sorry, got turned around. The BDSM videos are over there on my server.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: TheJudge on June 04, 2008, 07:43:36 AM: Quote from: Demosthenes on June 02, 2008, 12:41:19 PM
And yet we're still somehow NOT the #1 search result for "homoerotic A-Team fanfic".

I'm baffled.

:?

Keep posting it in bold, the search engines will pick it up enventually!
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: xolik on June 04, 2008, 11:26:47 AM: Ping Ping - "Hey, Xolik, what sadist mean?"
Xolik - "Beats me!"

He didn't get it. :-(
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: pickled kitten on June 04, 2008, 11:49:51 AM: Quote from: The_FOO on June 03, 2008, 09:34:41 PM
Sorry, got turned around. The BDSM videos are over there on my server.
Share IS caring you know.... >_>
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Demosthenes on June 04, 2008, 12:11:05 PM: Quote from: xolik on June 04, 2008, 11:26:47 AM
Ping Ping - "Hey, Xolik, what sadist mean?"
Xolik - "Beats me!"

He didn't get it. :-(

That reminds me of a really old joke.

Masochist: Hurt me!

Sadist: No.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: The_FOO on June 04, 2008, 12:31:45 PM: Quote from: pickled kitten on June 04, 2008, 11:49:51 AM
Share IS caring you know.... >_>

There's over 30 gigs there. Not exactly the easiest to share.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Chris on June 20, 2008, 12:46:48 PM: "Gay porno" and "goatse" have now also quickly made their way to the top of this list as well.

This is quite impressive if you ask me.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Stitch on June 20, 2008, 06:39:03 PM: OMFG wherez goatse? ! want 2 dl goatse!!

GOATSE!!!
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: The_FOO on June 20, 2008, 09:38:41 PM: We love gay goatse porn!
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: 12AX7 on June 20, 2008, 11:11:12 PM: This thread is officially now about bad butt pr0n. :|
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: The_FOO on June 20, 2008, 11:22:36 PM: Quote from: 12AX7 on June 20, 2008, 11:11:12 PM
This thread is officially now about bad butt pr0n. :|

According to Bananaskittles, there's no such thing.

We love gay goatse porn! Along with BDSM, scat, golden showers, latex, lesbian, and last but not least homoerotic A-Team fanfic
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: 12AX7 on June 20, 2008, 11:47:57 PM: Call me chauvanist, shoveinist, whatever; but "I" wouldn't include lesbian in that there list.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: 12AX7 on June 20, 2008, 11:50:14 PM: Quote from: The_FOO on June 20, 2008, 11:22:36 PM
According to Bananaskittles, there's no such thing.
I thought she was asking 'is there such a thing'... so I was kinda sayin', uh, yeh uh-huh. Right here. :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Stitch on June 25, 2008, 05:26:16 PM: Quote from: 12AX7 on June 20, 2008, 11:50:14 PM
I thought she was asking 'is there such a thing'... so I was kinda sayin', uh, yeh uh-huh. Right here. :mrgreen:
GIS for "Bad Butt Porn"
(http://www.wpclipart.com/medical/cartoons/tough_butt.png)
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: The_FOO on June 25, 2008, 08:45:07 PM: Quote from: Stitch on June 25, 2008, 05:26:16 PM
GIS for "Bad Butt Porn"
(http://www.wpclipart.com/medical/cartoons/tough_butt.png)

That's only funny when Demo does it.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Dark Shade on June 26, 2008, 01:34:00 AM: Quote from: The_FOO on June 25, 2008, 08:45:07 PM
That's only funny when Demo does it.

I was tempted to post a picture. That wouldn't be funny either.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Demosthenes on June 26, 2008, 11:42:54 AM: GIS result for "that's only funny when Demo does it": click (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e233/bubbasnax/demo.jpg)
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Chris on June 26, 2008, 11:53:44 AM: soupbandit!
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: The_FOO on June 26, 2008, 12:17:03 PM: Quote from: Demosthenes on June 26, 2008, 11:42:54 AM
GIS result for "that's only funny when Demo does it": click (http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e233/bubbasnax/demo.jpg)

Winnar!
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Chris on July 03, 2008, 09:43:57 AM: Add the folowing to the list:

Batman kills teen
Rachael Ray Porn
format blocked cruzer micro
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: The_FOO on July 03, 2008, 10:59:04 AM: Those aren't nearly as fun. More pr0n links plz!
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: dcrog on July 03, 2008, 11:03:18 AM: Are we going to have to start a thread titled "Homoerotic A-Team fanfic" to get to the top of that search?
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Demosthenes on July 03, 2008, 11:55:16 AM: Quote from: dcrog on July 03, 2008, 11:03:18 AM
Are we going to have to start a thread titled "Homoerotic A-Team fanfic" to get to the top of that search?

I thought we already had at least a couple of those.
Title: -
Post by: Skananabittles on July 07, 2008, 10:33:21 AM: -
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: TheJudge on July 07, 2008, 02:11:09 PM: You know, when you google "Homoerotic A-Team fanfic" (quotes included), we're the only site that comes up. But what makes me real proud is to have my name displayed up there in bold.
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: Novice on July 07, 2008, 02:36:59 PM: Move to give TheJudge a referral for everyone who googles "Homoerotic A-Team fanfic".

edit: remember... Homoerotic A-Team fanfic goes in bold!
Title: Re: Congratulations, Geek Forums!
Post by: dcrog on July 22, 2008, 05:56:02 PM: It no longer has to be in quotes or in bold.

And fanfic, fan fic, and fan fiction all bring us up as first.

Woot!