You know it occurs to me that there is a post of quotes made by other forum posters that have been found humorous. I thought maybe it would be nice to make a list of those priceless quotes and questions made by the stupid people that surround us every day.

For example:

I work in a government high level environment that deals with network security/ digital forensics (Big Brother type stuff) I was posed these questions by and analyst:

Why do web servers sit so close to the internet?
How are hacking and security related?
Why do you take two 15 minute smoke breaks and one half hour smoke break if we only get an hour for lunch?
If all we do all day is stare at other people's traffic, how are we suppose to keep up with the "insert sports game here" score?
Why do we have to watch CNN all day, Wouldn't someone tell us if there was a disaster we had to worry about?

(all from one person and it just keeps going)

So because I'm bored please continue the list.. I really need to know that I'm not the only person on the planet who deal with people this stupid.