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tysonblake

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« on: February 08, 2004, 06:38:43 AM »

I edited this message because it made me seem stupid. :D
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2004, 07:23:35 AM »

the president is only a puppet. you just severed his string. you are both expendable.
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2004, 09:03:20 AM »

Yes, but they are going to try ever thing possible to keep him unharmed.  Even if that means doing what I say to some extent.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2004, 09:19:01 AM »

If you've ever seen Air Force One, you'll know that if you actually did carry out that plan, you probably would get nothing useful out of it. I believe they said, "The United States will never negotiate with terrorists", although just being a movie, I think it would be true in real life as well.

Also, if there are any law enforcement agencies looking this over because of the above "proposed plans", please contact the author about the information posted, I have nothing to do with it.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2004, 10:06:47 AM »

Yeah, I know they wouldn't.

It's not like actually plan on trying it, I am just being creative.  It doesn't matter anyways.  World Domination couldn't actually be that great anyways.  I can only guess you would probably be attacked everyday from people trying to overthrow the throne.

Tyranny sucks.

Yah.

Whatever.

I feel dumb.
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Ka Kuka Kanue

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2004, 11:30:20 AM »

*waves to the Secret Service*
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2004, 11:34:51 AM »

Monkeys are the key to global domination, newbie.  

You obtain a massive army of apes...orangutans, chimps, those little freaky ones who eat nuts and such, gorillas...all kinds of monkeys.  Train them to respond to your every command in the appropriate way and give them weapons.

Send them to every major city in the world and watch the carnage begin.  Fuggin' monkeys with grenades, flamethrowers, automatic weapons...it'd be fantastic.  Monkeys climbing up buildings and destroying anyone who stands in the way of their instructions.  

Yes, monkeys!  We need monkeys!
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tysonblake

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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2004, 01:36:37 PM »

*hides from the snipers surrounding his house
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« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2004, 03:32:35 PM »

I've always been curious about whether the United States would bargain if the First Lady was taken hostage. It's all fun and games until it's you.

No, I have no intention of doing anything of the sort. I've just wondered. Please don't come and kill me. Please.
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« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2004, 04:19:38 PM »

You gotta think though, if someone captures someone important don't you think they will bargain, I mean, they are not gonna say "The hell with him/her, we have backups." They wouldn't kill an innocent person or something, but I am sure they would neogociate to keep that person alive.
Plus if do that, you as good as dead.
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« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2004, 04:46:50 PM »

Well, that's the problem with making "absolute" statements.  Like we will "never" negotiate with terrorists.  That right there just opens up hypocracy if the time's right.

Frankly, though, I think we are able to effectively eliminate hostage takers.  We have the kind of troops to deal with that and it works most of the time.

Even though we "may" negotiate with them at the time, we usually use it to our advantage in order to get what we want and catch them.
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« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2004, 05:32:20 PM »

*waiting for Bino to poke his head up about the FSS*
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2004, 09:29:30 AM »

I believe under certain circumstances we should negociate with terrorists, I mean if it will save inocent lives.
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2004, 09:44:48 AM »

Quote from: tysonblake
I mean if it will save inocent lives.


it won't.

Say you have a terrorsit holding 10 people hostage. He agrees to let them go for a million dollars. He get's paid, releases the hostages and manages to get away. What do you think he's going to do with that million now? Take a vacation? Next time he shows up, more than 10 people will be in trouble. So what then? redo the process untill the terrorsit has billions and buys nuclear war heads?

The policy not to deal with terrorist makes sense.
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2004, 11:35:32 AM »

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*waiting for Bino to poke his head up about the FSS*


*knew you would go there*
*has you assassinated*
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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2004, 01:19:27 AM »

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Quote from: Dark Shade
*waiting for Bino to poke his head up about the FSS*


*knew you would go there*
*has you assassinated*


*waits patiently in Heaven for God to say he screwed up and send him back*
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tysonblake

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« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2004, 09:31:41 AM »

K.
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Ka Kuka Kanue

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« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2004, 09:40:12 AM »

Quote from: tysonblake
K.


*blink*

"K" what, exactly?
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tysonblake

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« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2004, 11:57:53 AM »

Nothing really, just my way of saying I am trying to keep up with everything.
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« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2004, 12:14:57 PM »

You seem to like K's. You even have 3 of them in your sig which translate into nothing...

Odd.
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« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2004, 12:24:23 PM »

Quote from: tysonblake
K.


Never thought I would say this but...

+1
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2004, 12:10:56 PM »

Obviously I am a n00b to this forum, but is there something wrong with K's?

Also, Ka Kuka Kanue, is from Love Hina Again.
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Ka Kuka Kanue

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« Reply #22 on: February 11, 2004, 12:15:12 PM »

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Obviously I am a n00b to this forum, but is there something wrong with K's?


Posting a message that reads nothing but "K." is meaningless. You're not contributing anything to the conversation.
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tysonblake

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« Reply #23 on: February 11, 2004, 12:24:16 PM »

Sorry, won't do that anymore.
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« Reply #24 on: February 11, 2004, 02:00:56 PM »

K.
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