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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #850 on: March 02, 2010, 01:43:19 AM »
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...Jesus hung out with tons of whores, and He never, ever did "it". And why not? So that when He swoops down from heaven in His kickin' white Cadillac Escalade, He'll be able to ID all the sluts and flash-fry them with His laser-beam headlights!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #851 on: March 02, 2010, 09:56:08 AM »
Jesus saves, Moses invests.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #852 on: March 05, 2010, 11:05:16 PM »
Quote from: Novice on March 05, 2010, 10:02:30 PM
I'm sure Joe Rogan would still announce.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #853 on: March 06, 2010, 11:17:54 AM »
that^^
and this.
Quote from: xolik on March 05, 2010, 09:02:23 PM
I like watching MMA matches with the sound turned off and my pants around my ankles.

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #854 on: March 19, 2010, 08:58:44 AM »
Quote from: BizB on March 17, 2010, 12:52:45 PM
The troll you found just banned you.

Bwahahahahah, Biz that just made my day!   :lol:
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #855 on: March 19, 2010, 09:29:25 PM »
Quote from: Detta on March 19, 2010, 09:21:33 PM
Baby in the other arm you pervs.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #856 on: March 23, 2010, 01:35:07 PM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on March 23, 2010, 01:18:28 PM
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Is punctuation covered on the ACT?

Yeah, you probably have to be there on time.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #857 on: March 23, 2010, 01:51:15 PM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on March 23, 2010, 01:18:28 PM
Yeah, you probably have to be there on time.
Me too!
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #858 on: March 25, 2010, 09:45:13 AM »
Quote from: Wunderkind on March 25, 2010, 09:34:46 AM
You've never heard of Jesus?

Have you been living under a rock?
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« Reply #859 on: March 30, 2010, 12:15:07 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #860 on: March 30, 2010, 02:09:54 PM »
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go post a newbie thread, rack up 50 posts, and maybe we'll get back to you on that
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #861 on: April 01, 2010, 10:14:19 PM »
Quote from: ivan on April 01, 2010, 06:00:34 PM
I thought that was for him.

haha! +1
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« Reply #862 on: April 06, 2010, 07:55:17 PM »
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Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

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« Reply #863 on: April 08, 2010, 02:52:14 PM »
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« Reply #864 on: April 11, 2010, 10:44:24 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #865 on: April 12, 2010, 11:25:02 AM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on April 12, 2010, 10:29:15 AM
So...

 "An intimate affair?"

 "We're all pretty close anyway..."

 "We can take turns coming inside..."

That last line made me lose it.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #866 on: April 16, 2010, 10:50:01 AM »
Quote from: Probie on April 16, 2010, 02:26:33 AM
I became a programmer because of the movie 'hackers', it was very disappointing to find a hard drive wasn't lots of different neon coloured columns.  :oops:

and

Quote from: 12AX7 on April 16, 2010, 09:05:24 AM
Wull HELLS YEH! Go here: http://www.geekforum.org/   ,,, it's a geek humor forum; there should be fkcin TONS of crap about Hindus there.

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Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #867 on: April 17, 2010, 10:54:28 AM »
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« Reply #868 on: April 20, 2010, 01:22:24 PM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #869 on: April 21, 2010, 07:52:10 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on April 21, 2010, 04:45:52 PM
Okay, but I don't think my wife would approve.  What's your address again?
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #870 on: April 22, 2010, 07:23:45 PM »
Quote from: xolik on April 22, 2010, 04:59:10 PM
Yo, dawg, I hear you like photoshop and mspaint so I mspainted your photshop so you could photoshop while you mspaint.

Or something.
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #871 on: April 26, 2010, 10:11:47 PM »
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« Reply #872 on: April 28, 2010, 04:40:56 AM »
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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #873 on: May 03, 2010, 03:43:44 PM »
Quote from: xolik on May 03, 2010, 03:11:02 PM
"The developer is known to have homosexual tendencies and his fecal matter is mentally challenged"

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Re: HECTAR! HECTAR!
« Reply #874 on: May 07, 2010, 08:24:29 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes on May 04, 2010, 04:13:34 PM
The only thing that keeps me from becoming a serial killer is my distaste for manual labor.
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