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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #50 on: March 02, 2011, 07:21:35 PM »

No, you need a big cawk.

What's the point? You don't remember half the guys you make out with anyway.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #51 on: March 03, 2011, 12:56:34 PM »

<Control_Rod> oh
<Control_Rod>  oh oh oh
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> this pork is roasted slow
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> I'll take my meal to go-oh
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> oh oh
<Control_Rod> BBQ with smo-oke
<Control_Rod> I
<Control_Rod> I I I
<Control_Rod> I I
<Control_Rod> follow up with pie-I
<Control_Rod> I I
<Control_Rod> I I
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #52 on: March 08, 2011, 12:41:15 PM »

<Mr_Shifty> and I'm sure I've formed some sort of retarded Pavlovian association now
<Mr_Shifty> so any time I hear this album or hear someone mention the Temples of Syrinx, I'm going to start drooling for a chicken buffet
<Mr_Shifty> ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
<Mr_Shifty> ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
<Mr_Shifty> ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
<Mr_Shifty> WE HAVE REGULAR AND EXTRA CRISPY NOW AT THE BUFFET.
<Mr_Shifty> WE HAVE REGULAR AND EXTRA CRISPY NOW AT THE BUFFET.
<Mr_Shifty> OH AND THE MAC AND CHEESE IS READY NOW TOO.
<Mr_Shifty> ENJOY.
<Mr_Shifty> ENJOY.
<Mr_Shifty> ENJOY.
<hackess> GRAVY GRAVY GRAVY.
<reimero> Bwahahahahahahah
<Mr_Shifty> lol
<Mr_Shifty> bobert: gravy
<Bobert> Mr_Shifty: He passed away on sunday or something. Big pot of spaghetti & gravy, freeze half.
<Mr_Shifty> whaaaaa?
<hackess> *blink*
<reimero> uh
<reimero> What can this strange chicken be
<reimero> When I taste it
<reimero> It won't even crunch
<Mr_Shifty> lol
<reimero> It's all moist and smooth and juicy
<Mr_Shifty> bwahahaha
<reimero> I think I'd like this for lunch
<Mr_Shifty> DAMMIT
<Mr_Shifty> we're doing it again!
<Mr_Shifty> but now instead of pork, it's chicken!
<Mr_Shifty> We're on the train to Bankok
<Mr_Shifty> aboard the pad thai express
<Mr_Shifty> we'll get some rice along the way
<Mr_Shifty> we only stop for the best
<reimero> We've been smoking with mesquite
<reimero> We've burned the hickory too
<Mr_Shifty> *spittakke*
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2011, 01:20:26 PM »

<@reimero> What else would they do with their surplus of cheerleadeners?
< BizB> I collect them
< BizB> they could send them my way
<@Mr_Shifty> face it, Biz
<@Mr_Shifty> eventually you're going to run out of crawl space
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* Mr_Shifty resents that realistic implication
* BizB implies that pondering has little to do with reality
< BizB> damn it
<@Mr_Shifty> HAH.
<@Mr_Shifty> Er.  I think.  *rereads*
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2011, 01:46:07 PM »

<Bobert> Mr_Shitfy: Dear pete, lol. U r dum.
<Mr_Shitfy> LOL
<riemreo> ROFL
<Bashnee> LAMO
<Mr_Shitfy> bwahahahahahaha
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<Bashnee> EPIC BOBERT
<Mr_Shitfy> you gonna take that, Biz?
<scoff> What's he supposed to do?
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<scoff> There's no recovery from that
<Mr_Shitfy> game over, man! GAME OVER!
<Bashnee> Wow, Biz got shit on by Bobert
<scoff> I only hope I never get into an insult war with bobert
<Bashnee> That's harsh
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Re: From IRC to the Stage: Lunching out your favourite songs
« Reply #55 on: March 11, 2011, 02:59:44 PM »


[13:46] <@reimero> Well kaiser rolls are nice I really like them fresh with jam
[13:46] <@reimero> And southern rolls are nice and warm and taste real good with ham
[13:46] <@reimero> And rye rolls heated nicely they make me feel all right
[13:47] <@reimero> Jelly rolls for dessert you know, they fill me up at night
[13:47] <@reimero> I wish they all could be California
[13:47] <@reimero> I wish they all could be California
[13:47] <@reimero> I wish they all could be California rolllllssss......
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #56 on: March 16, 2011, 10:58:11 AM »

<Mr_Shifty> Some day lunch will find you
<Mr_Shifty> break those
<Mr_Shifty> chains that bind you
<Mr_Shifty> One bite
<Mr_Shifty> will remind you
<Mr_Shifty> How we lunched
<Mr_Shifty> and went our separate ways
<Mr_Shifty> If he
<Mr_Shifty> ever hurts you
<Mr_Shifty> True lunch
<Mr_Shifty> has dessert too
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #57 on: March 16, 2011, 12:20:39 PM »

Thanks for the earworm.

Then there's



Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time - It's easy.

All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
Lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch.
All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is lunch, all you need is lunch,
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.
All you need is lunch (all together now)
All you need is lunch (everybody)
All you need is lunch, lunch, lunch is all you need.

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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #58 on: March 18, 2011, 02:15:41 PM »

Yes.  We sing about food a lot.

In this case, Swine Inch Nails.


<@reimero> Slow cook the pork you're gonna serve
<@reimero> Gravy is just what you deserve
<@reimero> Ham like a hole! Filet of sole!
<@reimero> I'd rather die than eat from a bowl!
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #59 on: March 18, 2011, 02:19:07 PM »

And the Violent Hammes

<@Mr_Shifty> Let me go onnnnnn
<@Mr_Shifty> like a pork chop in the sun
<@Mr_Shifty> let me go on
<@Mr_Shifty> big hams you know you're the one
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #60 on: March 18, 2011, 04:10:08 PM »

Bravo!

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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #61 on: March 21, 2011, 10:41:14 AM »

Pork Floyd - Wish Food Were Here

[11:37] <@reimero> So, so you think you can tell
[11:37] <@reimero> spinach from kale
[11:37] <@reimero> applewood from mesquite
[11:37] <@reimero> Can you tell a wet smoke
[11:37] <@reimero> from a convection roast
[11:37] <@reimero> English muffin from toast
[11:38] <@reimero> do you think you can tell
[11:38] <@reimero> Did they get you to trade
[11:38] <@reimero> baked potato for rice
[11:38] <@reimero> back bacon for ham
[11:38] <@reimero> roast mutton for rack of lamb
[11:38] <@reimero> cold salad for beans
[11:38] <@reimero> and did you just mean to order filet mignon instead of the veal
[11:38] <@reimero> How I wish
[11:38] <@reimero> How I wish for a beer
[11:38] <@reimero> We're just two lost asses with empty glasses drinking year after year
[11:38] <@reimero> Staring into the same old pail
[11:38] <@reimero> wishing for ale, more nuts over here
[11:38] <@reimero> Wish for a beer
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #62 on: March 21, 2011, 11:11:30 AM »

Boston Market - Don't Look Back

[12:06] <Bansh33> Don't look back, a new ham is bakin'
[12:06] <Bansh33> It's been too long since I ate this way
[12:07] <Bansh33> I don't mind, when I get bakin'
[12:07] <Bansh33> The grill is callin, today is the day
[12:07] <Bansh33> I can see, it took too long just to season-ize
[12:08] <Bansh33> I'm much too strong not to pimentize
[12:08] <Bansh33> Now I see my ham is holding me down
[12:08] <Bansh33> I'll turn it arounddd
[12:09] <Bansh33> Hey, I finally see the BBQ providin'
[12:09] <Bansh33> I see beyond this grill I'm watchin
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #63 on: March 21, 2011, 04:32:24 PM »

< Bansh33> Saruman> What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' Uruk'hai, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of axes and a red hot brand. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get First Age on your ass.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #64 on: March 21, 2011, 04:37:15 PM »

< Bansh33> Galadriel> And what is your name?
< Bansh33> Boromir> Boromir, milady.
< Bansh33> Galadrial> And what does your name mean?
< Bansh33> Boromir> I'm Gondorian, honey. Our names don't mean shit.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #65 on: March 21, 2011, 05:38:28 PM »

Judging by the Bash posts from today, you'd never guess that I was busier today than I have been in a week.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #66 on: March 22, 2011, 12:24:31 PM »

And it continues.

[13:23] <@Mr_Shifty> Elrond> Well, let's not start sucking each others' quarterstaves quite yet.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #67 on: March 22, 2011, 12:30:03 PM »

< Banshee> Faramir> Since you are robbed of Boromir... I will do what I can in his stead. If I should return, think better of me, Father.
< Banshee> Denethor> In the midst of battle, you might feel a slightsting. That's pride, *fuckin'* with you. Fuck pride. Pride never helped no one. Pride only hurts, it never kills. That's the orcs' job.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #68 on: March 22, 2011, 12:31:44 PM »

Couldn't resist this one. :)

<@Mr_Shifty> Elrond> So where are you going?
<@Mr_Shifty> Aragorn> Minas Tirith
<@Mr_Shifty> Gandalf> The Undying Lands of the Valar
<@Mr_Shifty> Elrond> Hmmm... I see... a long ride on Shadowfax in your future. Move out of the sticks, gentlemen.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #69 on: April 11, 2011, 04:27:27 PM »

[17:22] <@Mr_Shifty> bobert: tits
[17:22] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Omg... Popo radio, cop just asked you to fuck around with really spectacular tits.
[17:22] <@DG> Bwhahaha
[17:23] <@DG> Bobert, you owe me tea.
[17:23] <@DG> and a new keyboard
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #70 on: April 26, 2011, 11:43:46 AM »

[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> (Great.  Now I have "The Goat Show" stuck in my head.  Thanks, DG.)
[12:21] <@DG> We're all stars, now.
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> WE'RE
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> ALL
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> STARS
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> NOW
[12:21] <@Mr_Shifty> IN THE GOAT SHOW
[12:22] <@reimero> ROFL
[12:22] <@Mr_Shifty> I should start wearing colored contacts like Marilyn Manson does
[12:23] <@Mr_Shifty> Bobert: We're all stars now
[12:24] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: Four trash bags full of stars.
[12:29] <@DG> Wow
[12:29] <@DG> Bobert: In the goat show?
[12:30] <Bobert> DG: We're almost certainly getting new flip phones, we should have gone with the 24gb of goat pr0n.
[12:30] <Banshee> HAHAHA
[12:30] <Banshee> LOPFL
[12:30] <@DG> bwhahaha
[12:30] <@Mr_Shifty> ROFL
[12:30] <Banshee> Should we get a new quote already?
[12:30] <Banshee> That needs to be the channel topic
[12:30] <@Mr_Shifty> Bobert: I didn't realize that was an option when we were evaluating new phones at work.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2011, 09:16:42 AM »

[09:22] <@Mr_Shifty> I'm listening to a song by Motherlovebone called "Mindshaker Meltdown"
[09:23] <@Mr_Shifty> but whenever I hear it I think it sounds like they're singing "Mimeshaker Meltdown"
[09:23] <@reimero> LOL
[09:23] * @Mr_Shifty shakes mimes
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> hay
[09:29] <@reimero> wat
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> when I pick this mime up, I get asked what application I should open it with
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> "unknown mimetype"
[09:30] <@BizB> because I'm on Mibbit?
[09:30] * @Mr_Shifty opens it with a chainsaw, selects "always open this mimetype with this application"
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« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2011, 11:29:46 AM »

So, what's black, white, and red all over?  A mime opened by Mr. Shifty!

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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #73 on: April 28, 2011, 12:37:31 PM »

So, what's black, white, and red all over?  A mime opened by Mr. Shifty!

Yes!  Plus, the motherfucker's stuck in an invisible box, playing tug-of-war with an invisible rope, and is struggling against the wind...
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #74 on: April 28, 2011, 06:13:33 PM »

[09:22] <@Mr_Shifty> I'm listening to a song by Motherlovebone called "Mindshaker Meltdown"
[09:23] <@Mr_Shifty> but whenever I hear it I think it sounds like they're singing "Mimeshaker Meltdown"
[09:23] <@reimero> LOL
[09:23] * @Mr_Shifty shakes mimes
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> hay
[09:29] <@reimero> wat
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> when I pick this mime up, I get asked what application I should open it with
[09:29] <@Mr_Shifty> "unknown mimetype"
[09:30] <@BizB> because I'm on Mibbit?
[09:30] * @Mr_Shifty opens it with a chainsaw, selects "always open this mimetype with this application"


I love this.  BizB'z "because I'm on Mibbit" sounds like some bizarre, surreal response when it's out of context like this.
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