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Author Topic: Animal Farts  (Read 10597 times)

12AX7

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Animal Farts
« on: July 01, 2008, 12:14:29 AM »
 :x damn cat.

 These kittens love having their little bellies rubbed and scratched, but watch out!
 Apparently, doing so relaxes their innards, and dry cat food gives them gas. Stinky gas.
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 12:22:05 AM »
I should point out they're still hilarious and very much "aww!" Even stinky.
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 01:04:29 AM »
We call them love bombs.  :lol:
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 02:00:14 AM »
HAHA!!  :-D

To be so little, they sure are WMDs.  :lol:
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2008, 09:37:47 AM »
Aww... Cute stinkies!
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 04:57:34 PM »
Watch out you don't get pink eye.
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 05:11:32 PM »
Quote from: Pyrenus on July 10, 2008, 04:57:34 PM
Watch out you don't get pink eye.

"Yeah, doc, I giving my cat a rimjob when it ripped one right in the ol'peeper. So can I have some meds or what?"
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2008, 05:32:27 PM »
New twist to the phrase 'eating pussy'. . .
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 05:23:57 AM »
you need a sewing kit.
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 09:49:35 AM »
This thread was totally dead.  Please refrain from reviving dead threads.

You see, all of us have read this thread.  All of us, obviously, have no comment.  All of us have stopped caring.

You then come in here and post 5 words, with an off-the-wall comment that is totally superfluous.
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2008, 05:58:56 PM »
HA! NOW you see what I mean?  :lol:
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2008, 08:35:21 PM »
We're not in your life, though.
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12AX7

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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2008, 08:44:03 PM »
Ok.  :-)   *farts*  :lol:
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2008, 09:12:51 AM »
i have resurrected the thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2008, 03:47:39 PM »
Quote from: 12AX7 on December 10, 2008, 05:58:56 PM
HA! NOW you see what I mean?  :lol:

Knowledge is experience in action. ;)
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2008, 02:47:32 AM »
She's lesbian?

 :-o
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2008, 05:51:59 AM »
Quote from: kanca mosan on December 11, 2008, 03:47:39 PM
Knowledge is experience in action. ;)

Fucking Nowledge
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2008, 05:53:22 AM »
Quote from: pbsaurus on December 13, 2008, 05:51:59 AM
Fucking Nowledge
has been awful scarce these days. Know what's up there?
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2008, 05:55:00 AM »
Got involved with some chick I think.
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2008, 11:14:38 AM »
 :?

Nowledge is a d00d?
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2008, 09:55:31 AM »
No, lesbo.
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2008, 09:59:08 AM »
Took you long enough.




Welcome back, d00d
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2008, 12:28:09 PM »
Fucking Nowledge
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2009, 03:32:33 PM »
lmao
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Re: Animal Farts
« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2009, 03:46:56 PM »
Fail
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