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Author Topic: Wal Mart Wine  (Read 2898 times)

12AX7

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Wal Mart Wine
« on: December 30, 2008, 06:31:04 PM »

Walmart announced that, sometime in 2009,
it will begin offering customers a new discount item ----
Walmart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up
with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California
to produce the spirits at an affordable price,in the $2 - $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined
to put a bottle of Walmart brand
into their shopping carts,
but "there is a market for inexpensive wine,"
said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing
at the University of Arkansas.

"But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine
the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served
with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).





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Re: Wal Mart Wine
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2008, 06:37:34 PM »

I recently tried Kirkland Champagne and Kirkland Cabernet Sauvignon.

Both not bad.
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Re: Wal Mart Wine
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2008, 07:27:55 PM »

Trader Joes usually has good cheap wine.  Gallo of Sonoma is actually very good wine.  On of the daughters runs that one though.

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Re: Wal Mart Wine
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2008, 08:15:20 PM »

Yeh, one of my favourite cheap wines is Lambrusco Reggiano.

  I think this was a joke, though.
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Re: Wal Mart Wine
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2008, 08:24:32 PM »

  I think this was a joke, though.

  ...not that you can't SEE that the post is a joke; I just meant that I believe the base story (Wal Mart selling wine) is totally bogus.

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Re: Wal Mart Wine
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2008, 08:56:03 PM »

Night Train FTW.
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Re: Wal Mart Wine
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2008, 09:58:26 AM »



It'll get you drunk!

Mmm mmm, bitch!
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