Topic: The Shoutbox (Read 4274 times)

jeee · « **on:** March 13, 2009, 07:30:42 PM »

The new shoutbox gives a very nice twist to the forum. Of course things get typed there which are humorous, insulting, stupid etc.

so this is a Hectar thread for the shoutbox

This one made me *almost* spray my sip of wine over the keyboard

"[Today at 02:26:49 AM] BizB: waitwhat?

so, flame away

Scheherazade · « **Reply #1 on:** March 14, 2009, 08:43:34 AM »

"BizB: come early <> 1 hour "

ivan · « **Reply #2 on:** March 17, 2009, 02:44:54 PM »

[Today at 03:34:32 PM] BizB: That's a lot of queens. Xolik should feel at home in that game.

[Today at 03:35:08 PM] jeee: even better if it was chinese poker

I almost didn't catch that.

xolik · « **Reply #3 on:** March 17, 2009, 02:47:40 PM »

Dammit, I miss out on all the good stuff. I can't even see the dang shoutbox.

Min · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2009, 02:51:35 PM »

You pressed the "shrink or expand header" button, right?

Demosthenes · « **Reply #5 on:** March 17, 2009, 02:56:59 PM »

Quote from: Detta on March 17, 2009, 02:51:35 PM

You pressed the "shrink or expand header" button, right?

He probably does that every chance he gets.

Min · « **Reply #6 on:** March 17, 2009, 03:00:48 PM »

ivan · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2009, 03:54:34 PM »

[Today at 04:39:59 PM] Majorian: somebody signed me up for homoerotic A-Team fan fiction. Now my life is complete.

[Today at 04:43:59 PM] ihatecliches: I judge holidays solely on the food traditionally prepared for them.

[Today at 04:44:40 PM] ihatecliches: Today....today is a good day.

[Today at 04:46:24 PM] jeee: it's Emo day ?

[Today at 04:46:43 PM] BizB: ZING

[Today at 04:47:20 PM] Marjoram: I'm emo. don't make fun uv teh emo. we'll cry.

[Today at 04:49:11 PM] Wunderkind: \wrist

[Today at 04:49:44 PM] jeee: Emo's can't spell either?

[Today at 04:49:55 PM] BizB: So it would seem

[Today at 04:50:14 PM] Majorian: That wasn't me.

[Today at 04:50:22 PM] jeee: Maybe it's the eyeliner, eyes get irritated, blurry sight.

[Today at 04:50:26 PM] BizB: Uh huh

[Today at 04:50:57 PM] Majorian: it's guyliner. *sob*

Awesome.

I have NOT missed being a mod.

Until now.

xolik · « **Reply #8 on:** March 19, 2009, 10:45:44 AM »

[Today at 11:32:21 AM] Socrates: we built this forum on newbs and trollllls

pbsaurus · « **Reply #9 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:58:42 PM »

Noooo. Must get rid of earworm!

* pbsaurus starts humming Facts Of Life theme song

Make it stop!!!!

Demosthenes · « **Reply #10 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:36:07 PM »

I still have this goofy song that I heard a couple of weeks ago on "American Dad".

el perro
el perro
es mi corazon

el gato
el gato
el gato no es bueno

I can't get this to stop either.

pbsaurus · « **Reply #11 on:** March 19, 2009, 06:38:08 PM »

The worst is the 100 Madacy Kids songs that someone gave Ian. If any of you are parents or become parents or even think about listening to children's music. Just say no to the Madacy kids. Freakin' pod kids.

jeee · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2009, 05:10:43 AM »

Do you already recognize this PB?

Oh-Ooh

BizB · « **Reply #13 on:** April 06, 2009, 07:56:55 PM »

Is it wrong that I cracked myself up with this?

All the red lines used the impersonate command

bethemiz: hi guys i just registered =)
bethemiz: i just wanted to let yall know you guys are my only friends
bethemiz: i dont have any. =( this is my last resort
BizB: why?
bethemiz: nah i was jut joking but thanks for askin =)
BizB: why?
bethemiz: because I think it's funny to say things that make me look pathetic
BizB: why?
bethemiz: hey! i didn't say that =(
bethemiz: what?!
bethemiz: thats crazy!
bethemiz: nah dude im pretty cool!
Detta: BizB is an automated bot. Just ignore him.
bethemiz: automated? haha
Detta: he's capable of using your username to have conversations with himself when it's slow around here.
bethemiz: kindof like that msn bot? but i dont think the msn is as good as this one haha
bethemiz: ah thats freakn sweet!
BizB: you're sweet for saying that
bethemiz: thanks! =)
bethemiz: you whats up are you as bored as me?
BizB: only boring people get bored
bethemiz: ah man! you got me!
bethemiz: nah well thats true....and im NOT boring!
BizB: and im NOT boring!
bethemiz: BizB are you the bot?
BizB: the bot is dubm
bethemiz: ah ok
BizB: do you share a brane?
bethemiz: do i share a brain?
bethemiz: no i use colgate =)
BizB: it's ok. today is my birthday
bethemiz: you should update your profile
bethemiz: happy birthday! dude?
BizB: i should put my birthday in my profile
bethemiz: you should!
bethemiz: you should!
bethemiz: i can fly a airplane across the usa today
BizB: usa today is a suck nuespaper
bethemiz: i can make a bong out of nuespaper
BizB: "Scuzzy" is back after over a year of silence. it is my birthday.
Scuzzy: Isn't a bong made out of any sort of paper sort of counter-productive?
bethemiz: a bong!
Scuzzy: also happy birthday BizB!
bethemiz: sup scuzzy! im miz
bethemiz: and im freaken cool
BizB: BizB is teh dubm bot
bethemiz: nah i dont even know who is who =(
bethemiz: this sucks
bithemiz: who?
bethemiz: the bot =(
Scuzzy: Hi Miz, I'm Scuzzy, I've been a member for a real long time and probably only posted ~four times, all asking questions.
bethemiz: BizB is the bot
bethemiz: bot is me
bethemiz: spy is bot =P team fortress?
bethemiz: ah yeah thats probably why i joined tooo =)
bethemiz: i wanted to ask what OS system is better for me
bethemiz: im having some trpuble with vista ultimate x64
BizB: please continue in your original direction of travel until you reach another destination
BizB: kthxbye
bethemiz: peace im out too.

jeee · « **Reply #14 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:55:22 AM »

Ok maybe I am a little irritated but he calls himself "tek"

[Today at 09:23:56 AM] CONFUSETEK: Anybody no how to fix a sata boot problem from xp installlation

[Today at 09:34:54 AM] CONFUSETEK: need help with optiplex 210L xp install with sata drive no boot

[Today at 09:35:14 AM] jeee: get you sata drivers

[Today at 09:35:25 AM] jeee: and use a diskette or usb

[Today at 09:36:04 AM] CONFUSETEK: i used a diskette for what

[Today at 09:36:22 AM] CONFUSETEK: i have only usb connnections

[Today at 09:36:24 AM] jeee: during installation of xp

[Today at 09:36:55 AM] CONFUSETEK: i used an xp sp3 cd

[Today at 09:37:08 AM] jeee: press f6 or f7 if you want additional drivers

[Today at 09:37:16 AM] jeee: there at that point

[Today at 09:37:44 AM] jeee: then during installation you can add the drivers for sata

[Today at 09:38:03 AM] jeee: but you're no using your original Dell cd then

[Today at 09:38:44 AM] CONFUSETEK: press f7 an select what driver i install A01 from dell bios downgrading bios from A02

[Today at 09:39:48 AM] jeee: have you ever installed a pc?

[Today at 09:40:04 AM] jeee: nothing to do with bios

[Today at 09:40:33 AM] CONFUSETEK: i talking to you from th computer as we speak but i haave to keep the cd in the computer to get to windows page

[Today at 09:40:46 AM] CONFUSETEK: many times

[Today at 09:41:17 AM] jeee: sigh

[Today at 09:41:33 AM] jeee: you put in your xp cd and start the installtion

[Today at 09:41:51 AM] jeee: then during setup you get the f7 question

[Today at 09:41:55 AM] jeee: you press it

[Today at 09:42:04 AM] CONFUSETEK: computer window not boot from installlation have tried many times

[Today at 09:42:21 AM] jeee: and then with a diskette you add the drivers

[Today at 09:42:30 AM] CONFUSETEK: ok i'll press f7 and get back to you

[Today at 09:43:08 AM] CONFUSETEK: i tried super wipe and that didnot work

[Today at 09:43:54 AM] CONFUSETEK: i tried recoverying the boot sector

[Today at 09:44:04 AM] jeee: ok

[Today at 09:44:10 AM] jeee: i tell you one more time

[Today at 09:44:19 AM] jeee: that has nothing to do with it'

[Today at 09:44:26 AM] CONFUSETEK: ok

[Today at 09:44:44 AM] jeee: do you know what sata drivers are?

[Today at 09:46:17 AM] jeee: http://support.dell.com/support/downloads/driverslist.aspx?c=us&cs=04&l=en&s=bsd&ServiceTag=&SystemID=PLX_PNT_P4_CEL_210L&os=WW1&osl=en&catid=&impid=

[Today at 09:46:21 AM] jeee: there

[Today at 09:46:31 AM] CONFUSETEK: sata hard drive xp does not recognize sata hard drives

[Today at 09:46:46 AM] jeee: becuase of the drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Today at 09:46:55 AM] jeee: you don't have them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Today at 09:47:07 AM] jeee: you nedd to add them during installation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Today at 09:47:12 AM] CONFUSETEK: no

[Today at 09:47:33 AM] jeee: no what ?

[Today at 09:48:37 AM] CONFUSETEK: no i don't have the sata driver for samsung hard drive

[Today at 09:49:04 AM] jeee: excatly

[Today at 09:49:13 AM] jeee: get them at the website of dell

[Today at 09:49:31 AM] jeee: up there I posted the link

[Today at 09:49:33 AM] CONFUSETEK: do you know how i can get the drivers

[Today at 09:50:06 AM] jeee: can't you read?

[Today at 09:50:08 AM] CONFUSETEK: i added it to my favorites

[Today at 09:50:19 AM] jeee: cool go there and download the drivers

[Today at 09:50:26 AM] CONFUSETEK: thanks

[Today at 09:50:32 AM] jeee: add them during installtion

[Today at 09:50:42 AM] jeee: but better use the original Dell cd

[Today at 09:50:49 AM] jeee: no hassle

[Today at 09:50:52 AM] jeee: bye

[Today at 09:50:52 AM] CONFUSETEK: ok

[Today at 09:52:15 AM] CONFUSETEK: i dont have the original dell cd someone gave me the computer because they thought is was broken they locked the system

[Today at 09:52:44 AM] CONFUSETEK: ok bye

Demosthenes · « **Reply #15 on:** July 15, 2009, 09:40:47 AM »

ivan · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2010, 04:27:15 PM »

The Shoutbox discussion reminded me of Raised on Robbery by Joni Mitchell:

He was sitting in the lounge of the Empire Hotel
He was drinking for diversion
He was thinking for himself
A little money riding on the Maple Leafs
Along comes a lady in lacy sleeves
She says let me sit down
You know, drinkin' alone's a shame
It's a shame it's a crying shame
Look at those jokers
Glued to that damn hockey game
Hey honey-you've got lots of cash
Bring us round a bottle
And we'll have some laughs
Gin's what I'm drinking
I was raised on robbery

I'm a pretty good cook
I'm sitting on my groceries
Come up to my kitchen
I'll show you my best recipe
I try and I try but I can't save a cent
I'm up after midnight cooking
Trying to make my rent
I'm rough but I'm pleasin'
I was raised on robbery

We had a little money once
They were pushing through a four lane highway
Government gave us three thousand dollars
You should have seen it fly away
First he bought a '57 Biscayne
He put it in the ditch
He drunk up all the rest
That son of a bitch
His blood's bad whiskey
I was raised on robbery

You know you ain't bad looking
I like the way you hold your drinks
Come home with me honey
I ain't asking for no full length mink
Hey, where you going
Don't go yet
Your glass ain't empty and we just met
You're mean when your loaded
I was raised on robbery

pbsaurus · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2010, 04:29:54 PM »

The shoutbox also reminded me of Dilbert classic related to an older one that I can't find where the accounting troll informs Dilbert that the company policy is for him to stun a pigeon with his briefcase and then cook it on the iron provided by the hotel. Dilbert replies that it didn't really cook on the iron. The accounting troll tells him to use the wool setting.

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