Topic: GREETINGS!! (Read 4395 times)

saiyan · « **on:** May 08, 2010, 10:48:19 AM »

hello alll geeks

.. im new to the geeks world. but i aspire to become one.so any information you all can pass my way....tutorials.. ebooks.. anythign to enlighten me inthe aspect of computers.. plze plze help me...({),...mcitp.mcse..cissp ceh..programming tutorials will be most appreciated.. anythign in that area. so ill be more informed

Wunderkind · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2010, 10:56:52 AM »

Geek does not equal tech savvy.

saiyan · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2010, 11:20:51 AM »

it certainly does not.. but it done not = ignorant to enlightenment..

i am anime fan
cos play freak
obsessed with dota...
alll attributes of a geek..
but the stigma we all share is that we are tech savvy...cause of glasses external hdd's we move around with iphone loaded with craked apps etc..plus ur name says hacker.. which sould denote you have soe hacking experience.. do share what you know

mr tech savvy...

Novice · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2010, 11:59:01 AM »

We can't just hand out our hacking knowledge to anyone. What makes you worthy?

Wunderkind · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2010, 12:24:36 PM »

Quote from: saiyan on May 08, 2010, 11:20:51 AM

.... the stigma we all share is that we are tech savvy...cause of glasses external hdd's we move around with iphone loaded with craked apps etc..plus ur name says hacker.. which sould denote you have soe hacking experience.. do share what you know mr tech savvy...

Wrong.

Quote from: Novice on May 08, 2010, 11:59:01 AM

We can't just hand out our hacking knowledge to anyone. What makes you worthy?

This.

Min · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2010, 12:24:52 PM »

Quote from: saiyan on May 08, 2010, 11:20:51 AM

obsessed with dota...

Dude, I don't even know you.

ivan · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2010, 04:01:39 PM »

This one's geekness flows from within, like a brilliant tech-savvy anime-loving cracked-iphone-apps-flaunting technicolor yawn.

ivan · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2010, 04:04:21 PM »

Quote from: saiyan on May 08, 2010, 10:48:19 AM

hello alll geeks .. im new to the geeks world. but i aspire to become one.so any information you all can pass my way....tutorials.. ebooks.. anythign to enlighten me inthe aspect of computers.. plze plze help me...({),...mcitp.mcse..cissp ceh..programming tutorials will be most appreciated.. anythign in that area. so ill be more informed

Here is the world's largest repository of every conceivable tutorial, e_book, and anything enlightening in the aspect of computers: Clack.

BizB · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2010, 04:33:29 PM »

Quote from: ivan on May 08, 2010, 04:04:21 PM

Here is the world's largest repository of every conceivable tutorial, e_book, and anything enlightening in the aspect of computers: Clack.

Pffff... nothing compares to the things you can do here.

saiyan · « **Reply #9 on:** May 11, 2010, 10:15:15 AM »

lol @ google being repository. :p funnayyy. and what makes me worthy...sigh. whats makes anyone worthy to learn thats what u ask.. really -_-!!!i cant answer that...not everyone has the patience or the enthusiasm to sit and learn to "hack".. ithough geeks are like a brotherhood .. where is the love man???one love??? all 4 1 1 4 all ? ohh ohh and dota guy thats not my name..im not on battle net :p rather garena. Cw kinda guy..

BizB · « **Reply #10 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:03:35 AM »

*click*

Wunderkind · « **Reply #11 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:06:20 AM »

Quote from: saiyan on May 11, 2010, 10:15:15 AM

...all 4 1 1 4 all ...

Quote from: BizB on May 11, 2010, 11:03:35 AM

*click*

Demosthenes · « **Reply #12 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:14:46 AM »

Quote from: saiyan on May 11, 2010, 10:15:15 AM

lol @ google being repository. :p funnayyy. and what makes me worthy...sigh. whats makes anyone worthy to learn thats what u ask.. really -_-!!!i cant answer that...not everyone has the patience or the enthusiasm to sit and learn to "hack".. ithough geeks are like a brotherhood .. where is the love man???one love??? all 4 1 1 4 all ? ohh ohh and dota guy thats not my name..im not on battle net :p rather garena. Cw kinda guy..

Anyone figure out what language this one is speaking? I've tried running this through Babelfish with a few shots in the dark but so far I'm not able to translate it.

ivan · « **Reply #13 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:21:16 AM »

I'm stumped.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #14 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:23:47 AM »

I think I figured it out. Unfortunately, Babelfish doesn't have an "Idiot to English" setting.

BizB · « **Reply #15 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:27:02 AM »

I found lots of English to AOL Speak translators, but none to go in the opposite direction. I think we may have to build one, or let this one get away.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #16 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:28:28 AM »

Maybe we can get it to speak English?

*ahem*

NEW PERSON: DO YOU SPEAK ANY ENGLISH?

Wunderkind · « **Reply #17 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:35:22 AM »

*sigh*
TRANSLATED:

Quote from: saiyan on May 11, 2010, 10:15:15 AM

I think the idea of google being a repository is funny.

In response to you're request for what makes me worthy of your teaching, whats makes anyone worthy to learn? I can't really answer, because I am too lazy to come up with a response. Not everyone has the patience or the enthusiasm to sit and learn. (i.e. Me)

I thought geeks are like a brotherhood? Why am I being excluded from the love making? Where is the brotherhood? (Here the thing makes some reference to the musketeers but I'm not certain of it's validation)

dota/detta, "dude" is not my name.

(Insert some inate unintelligible unimportant babble).

END

BizB · « **Reply #18 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:40:15 AM »

OMG Wunderkind is a savant!

Wunderkind · « **Reply #19 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:42:26 AM »

I can't fix stupid, but I speak it pretty fluently.

Demosthenes · « **Reply #20 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:46:05 AM »

Quote from: Wunderkind on May 11, 2010, 11:42:26 AM

I can't fix stupid, but I speak it pretty fluently.

Thanks!

Tell him that we don't find him worthy of learning anything here because we're not teaching anything. Also, since he's too lazy to respond properly, we're even less inclined to take him seriously as a new member of our fine forum. And while there is a brotherhood for geeks, he has yet to demonstrate worthiness of inclusion.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #21 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:50:43 AM »

Quote from: Demosthenes on May 11, 2010, 11:46:05 AM

Tell him that we don't find him worthy of learning anything here because we're not teaching anything. Also, since he's too lazy to respond properly, we're even less inclined to take him seriously as a new member of our fine forum. And while there is a brotherhood for geeks, he has yet to demonstrate worthiness of inclusion.

@ OP
we don't think your geek enough. seriously, weer not taking you seriously.

BizB · « **Reply #22 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:51:00 AM »

Mabee its a test? mabee he wuldnt b a membar uv ne groop that wuld hav him?

BizB · « **Reply #23 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:51:56 AM »

Oh fuck. I screwed that ALL up. I used a capital letter AND punctuation.

It has been a while... give me a break.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #24 on:** May 11, 2010, 11:53:06 AM »

Question marks are ok. But if you're going to use them, just remember to use them at the end of every sentence, regardless of whether or not it's a question.

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