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Author Topic: Is There not an Armando Thread?  (Read 8829 times)

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Is There not an Armando Thread?
« on: August 16, 2010, 07:23:50 PM »

Looking For Armando

I was thinking about Armando
And getting in touch with him
Looking for Armando
Does anybody know what his last name is?
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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 01:17:05 AM »

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Fuckers

Too many people walking dogs...
That's the life.
Fuckers.
Walking my dog is a chick magnet.

--Armando

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DM
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I believe that is an Armando original.

I'll put two together.


Is today dumbass day?
People think so around here.
Darn traffic...
Where are they all going?


Yes. That one is all Armando too.

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Ok, I think I've got the style down, now. I'll try an armando of my own...


Dickheads

Look at all them clouds...
I'll bet it's gonna rain.
Dickheads.
They better get inside...

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DM
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Good. I am still not comfortable doing my own. Let me do a Bob/Armando hybrid.


Bush vs. Kerry, they are both gay...
About time I had a little luck.
Morons...
Hey, this church is jesus certified!

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A timeless classic!

Ok, I'll try another one...

Untitled
I'm not sitting there!
Would you look at that?
Fucking slobs...
Where are the flushable wipes?

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DM
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I'll go on my own now...

Bastards

Where is my goat?
Was the landlord here?
Bastards!
I'll go get a sheep now.

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I like it!

Ok... I gotta run now. I'll check in late tonight.

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DM
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Me too.

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Nowledge:
Why do people think they know?
They really don't
If Eggplant was meat
would vegetarians eat it ?

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mmm.....operatically poeticiquette

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Nowledge, your av is hilarious.

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tpfu

ChisWu sucks...
So does his siter...
tpfu!
Your dear coming!!

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BlackWidow

She is definitely hot.
A woman to treasure.
BlackWidow...
My dear coming!!

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HELP

It is hard to breathe.
I'm struggling to think.
HELP!
Nothing but blackness.

This one reminds me of a time that I went camping.

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LSD

It was once fun and games.
I am now scarred.
LSD...
Reality is forever fucked.

This one also reminds me of a time that I went camping.

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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 05:15:29 PM »

Tears in My Eyes

I opened this thread
Not knowing what to expect
Tears in my eyes
Somebody is chopping an onion near me 
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 09:51:06 AM »

Ok, I'm confused.  :?
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2010, 05:37:14 PM »

Don't be Confused

Many, many people
Won't get this thread
Don't be confused
People may think you are me
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2010, 05:49:20 PM »

Some have never been seen, except by PB maybe.


A sad attempt at topping Nasty Bitch.  I failed.  

Was it Wrong of Me to Put it There?

I thought our love
Was the the stongest there was
Was it wrong of me to put it there?
If so, our love isn't as strong as I thought



Chew Toys on the Bed

The puppy wants up
To be with me
Chew toys on the bed
Perhaps I should share them



You Were Good

Hot, lusty passion
I'm so satisfied
You were good
Go make me a sandwich



Shaved

The soft touch of love
I will be missing it for a while
Shaved
Why did you do that to my sheep?



Pigsty

This place is a mess
So much to clean
Pigsty
Fuck it.  I'll take a nap.



Don't Touch Me There!

Do you know what you're doing?
You charge a bit much
Don't touch me there!
What kind of hairstylist are you?



Sugar Daddy

Spending the dough
Showing the love
Sugar daddy
I need to get me one of those



Blue Balls

Such a strange feeling
A new one for me
Blue balls
A can of spray paint goes a long way



Skank

Where are you going?
Dressed like that?
Skank
Be careful tonight, Mom.






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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2010, 07:15:50 PM »

Are you serious

Someone once had a login
Of the aforementioned name
Are you serious
Go ask Dangermonk

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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2010, 07:39:02 PM »

I'm Not Serious

I was once serious
A long time ago
I'm not Serious
I'm too old to be Serious these days
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2010, 07:58:17 AM »

Soy Titties

Soy Titties
They are made of silicone
But they do not squirt soy milk!
Soy Titties
These are the fake ones
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2010, 08:47:15 AM »

You're Not Going to Spank Me?

I was in the wrong
I deserve to be punished
You're not going to spank me?
Give me my money back!
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2010, 06:19:28 PM »

Flexing the Muscle

I have two kids on the way
And I'm the man of the house
Flexing the muscle
Pregnant chicks just don't do it for me


 :?
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2010, 06:29:37 PM »

Preggo Porn

You never know
Maybe you'll like it
Preggo Porn
Give it a google

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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2010, 06:18:52 AM »

Preggo Porn Won't Either

If preggo sex
Doesn't work
Preggo porn won't either
I'm not touching it with a nine inch stick
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2010, 07:03:16 AM »

Try putting oignons on that sucker

Maybe he won't touch it
Don't kock it till you try it
Try putting oignons on that sucker
Worked for Lacerda
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2010, 08:10:18 AM »

Try putting oignons on that sucker

Maybe he won't touch it
Don't
kock it till you try it
Try putting oignons on that sucker
Worked for Lacerda[/i]


lol "kock"

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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2010, 08:21:16 AM »

lol COCK!

Look at those fuckers laughing
They don't know the sweet lovin'
lol COCK!
Demo loves that 12 year old stuff
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2010, 01:20:24 PM »

Proof

Somewhere is gone
But I kept this
Proof
http://dangermonk.com/scotch
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2010, 01:54:05 PM »

I Already Knew That

That is not news
You fruiting jingle jangle
I Already Knew That
Check your logs

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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2010, 02:07:20 PM »

I don't have Logs

I've looked everywhere
Even under the sofa
I don't have logs
It is too hot here to use the fireplace
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2010, 02:30:51 PM »

TSOTEOTS

Hectar
CVL, GWV, CATOML
TSOTEOTS
All synonyms for LOL

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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2010, 02:35:49 PM »

I Give Up

Scratching my head
Racking my brain
I give up
What does LOL mean?
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2010, 02:37:14 PM »

TSOTEOTS

I already
Told you
TSOTEOTS
Means--Gee Ivan's Butthairs Are Really Long

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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2010, 02:44:17 PM »

I got it now

All of that
Just to know
I've got it now
Why didn't you just say that from the beginning?
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2010, 09:34:51 PM »

Licking My Wounds

I'm an average guy
I need to feel love
Licking my wounds
I hope I don't break my back in the process
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Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2010, 09:39:20 PM »

$875?

I had it once
Now it is gone
$875?
Somebody actually wants $875 for armandos.org?
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