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Main Forums => Anarchy => Topic started by: MISTER MASSACRE on June 17, 2004, 12:46:48 AM
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Session Start (AIM - LacerdaEO[/color]:gamerboytch): Wed Jun 16 01:13:29 2004
gamerboytch: r u really going to help me?
LacerdaEO[/color]: Yes. It would be cruel to offer help and then not give it.
LacerdaEO[/color]: However, I must first see how much you know about the art of website creation.
LacerdaEO[/color]: How long have you been using the internet?
gamerboytch: 5 years
LacerdaEO[/color]: I have not seen Garfield: The Movie yet; is it any good?
LacerdaEO[/color]: And how old are you? (This will help me gauge what programs you should be familiar with)
gamerboytch: don't know i just like Garfield
gamerboytch: 13
LacerdaEO[/color]: So you haven't seen the movie yet?
gamerboytch: nope just like Garfield
LacerdaEO[/color]: You should see the movie before you use the icon--you have no idea what kind of shenanigans that cat could be up to.
gamerboytch: the phat cat
LacerdaEO[/color]: For instance, what if he eats a baby in the movie?
LacerdaEO[/color]: Then people will think that you enjoy the antics of a baby-eater.
gamerboytch: he woun't
LacerdaEO[/color]: But he eats tons of lasagna, and that is more or less the weight of a baby.
gamerboytch: my favourite food
gamerboytch: becuasue of him
LacerdaEO[/color]: It's entirely possible; after all, this is not the cartoon Garfield as drawn by Jim Davis. This is the computer-generated Garfield designed by German scientists.
LacerdaEO[/color]: Do you do other things that Garfield does?
gamerboytch: sleep
LacerdaEO[/color]: What about kicking obnoxious dogs?
gamerboytch: that too
LacerdaEO[/color]: Or sending small cats to Nepal or wherever it was. That NEVER got old!
LacerdaEO[/color]: Did you ever read the one where Garfield ruins a date for Jon? It is hard to believe that man is so socially inept!
gamerboytch: forgot thas a classic
LacerdaEO[/color]: Somehow he manages to keep that cat alive for 26 years, but he cannot find love
LacerdaEO[/color]: It is both amazing and sad.
gamerboytch: can u help me
gamerboytch: now
LacerdaEO[/color]: Oh right. I'm sorry, I like Garfield and I forgot what we were talking about originally
LacerdaEO[/color]: See, I have this memory condition.
LacerdaEO[/color]: I've had it since I was little and it makes doing things hard sometimes.
LacerdaEO[/color]: I've got perfect longterm memory, but no short term
LacerdaEO[/color]: Anyway, about this website you want to build
gamerboytch: WEBSITE
LacerdaEO[/color]: Yes
LacerdaEO[/color]: What kind of colour scheme were you thinking about using?
gamerboytch: maybe something like (Link: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com)http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
LacerdaEO[/color]: A lot of people on the inter-net make the mistake of using a black background.
LacerdaEO[/color]: Here, let me visit that site
LacerdaEO[/color]: See, that website has white text on a black background.
gamerboytch: plus i want a link to my forum (Link: www.hm/thetechkidv3.com)www.hm/thetechkidv3.com
LacerdaEO[/color]: This can give people something called 'corneal dispersions'.
LacerdaEO[/color]: It's really unpleasant; my uncle had it once
gamerboytch: i just like the backround
LacerdaEO[/color]: Ok, let me look at the code for this site
LacerdaEO[/color]: That's weird, look what I found in their code: The Kitty from Coconut Meow is an inside joke on ABS, since there was a long photoshop thread based on that kitten.
LacerdaEO[/color]: Do you know what that means?
gamerboytch: no
LacerdaEO[/color]: I like cat jokes, which is why I enjoy Garfield
LacerdaEO[/color]: Darn, where did I put that sandwich?
LacerdaEO[/color]: I am looking at code
gamerboytch: k
LacerdaEO[/color]: This albinosheep site uses something called 'Javascript'--I think that might be some kind of advertisement program from Maxwell House.
LacerdaEO[/color]: Which I drink when I read the paper.
LacerdaEO[/color]: Well, actually I just look at comics
LacerdaEO[/color]: Mostly Garfield
gamerboytch: site
LacerdaEO[/color]: Because of my short term memory
LacerdaEO[/color]: I read Garfield several times a day and it's always funny
LacerdaEO[/color]: :-D
LacerdaEO[/color]: Oh yeah
LacerdaEO[/color]: I will edit this code
gamerboytch: WEBSITE
now can you make it for free
LacerdaEO[/color]: I am in this process now
gamerboytch: cool can you make the url geekforum.net
LacerdaEO[/color]: I will see what I can do...that url rings a bell though...are you sure it isn't taken already?
gamerboytch: i'll check
gamerboytch: its not
gamerboytch: can u put in chat
gamerboytch: just it similar to (Link: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com)http://www.albinoblacksheep.com
LacerdaEO[/color]: Which one of these buttons does that? I am not good with these messaging programs
LacerdaEO[/color]: Is this it?
*** LacerdaEO[/color] wants to directly connect.
LacerdaEO[/color]: that one?
LacerdaEO[/color]: Wait
gamerboytch: wat?
LacerdaEO[/color]: none of these buttons are going to chat
LacerdaEO[/color]: OH!
LacerdaEO[/color]: You meant on the website
gamerboytch: dou
LacerdaEO[/color]: I should be able to do that
gamerboytch: k :-D
*** gamerboytch direct connection failure: couldn't connect to host.
LacerdaEO[/color]: Look at this monkey: (Link: http://www.corney.net/Bens%20Place/images/monkeymouth.jpg)http://www.corney.net/Bens%20Place/images/monkeymouth.jpg
LacerdaEO[/color]: He is so happy!
gamerboytch: heheh :-D
gamerboytch: WEBSITE
LacerdaEO[/color]: What?
LacerdaEO[/color]: Oh yeah
LacerdaEO[/color]: Uh oh
gamerboytch: How far r u
LacerdaEO[/color]: This is bad news
gamerboytch: wat?
LacerdaEO[/color]: Well..
LacerdaEO[/color]: I don't want to alarm you or anything...
LacerdaEO[/color]: The Garfield movie got some pretty bad ratings.
gamerboytch: WEBSITE
WEBSITE
LacerdaEO[/color]: That's where I'm reading about it, on the movie review website
gamerboytch: MY WEBSITE
LacerdaEO[/color]: They gave it only 15%, which as my teachers were...
LacerdaEO[/color]: OH year
LacerdaEO[/color]: r = h
LacerdaEO[/color]: In this case, but not in all
LacerdaEO[/color]: Do you know what this means?
LacerdaEO[/color]: <script type="text/javascript"><!--
an=navigator.appName;d=document;function
pr(){d.write("<img src=\"(Link: http://v0.extreme-dm.com)http://v0.extreme-dm.com",
"/0.gif?tag=sners&srw="+srw+"&srb="+srb+"&",
"rs="+r+"&l="+escape(d.referrer)+"\" height=1 ",
"width=1>");}srb="na";srw="na";//-->
</script><script type="text/javascript"><!--
s=screen;srw=s.width;an!="Netscape"?
srb=s.colorDepth:srb=s.pixelDepth;//-->
</script>
<script type="text/javascript"><!--
gamerboytch: WORK ON MY WEBSITE
I think its for the navigator
LacerdaEO[/color]: I am working very fast but I have a hangnail and it hurts when I type
gamerboytch: if u want u can stop for today
LacerdaEO[/color]: Maybe I should because I think there is some blood in my keyboard
LacerdaEO[/color]: Don't worry though, I don't work for very long hours so this will be done very quickly
LacerdaEO[/color]: Hey look Garfield is wearing sunglasses!
LacerdaEO[/color]: I've tried to put those on cats but they don't stay on very well
LacerdaEO[/color]: In fact the cats have been downright unpleasant about the whole thing. :-(
gamerboytch: i got to go to sleep talk at 6pm tomorow becuas i have school we could edit thenok?
LacerdaEO[/color]: I guess that's why they don't have their own comic strips and movies and cartoon shows and plush dolls and boardgames and video games and coffee mugs
LacerdaEO[/color]: That sounds like a plan
gamerboytch: bye
LacerdaEO[/color]: Hopefully my boss will let me come home 5 hours early
LacerdaEO[/color]: Bye
LacerdaEO[/color]: (ns)
LacerdaEO[/color]: smoking is bad also
gamerboytch: gamerboytch and bye
LacerdaEO[/color]: bye
gamerboytch: or thetechkid
Session Close (gamerboytch): Wed Jun 16 01:37:55 2004
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tl;dr :wink:
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^^ b&
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damn kids
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I have seen the light, and it is good.
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What the fuck. This kid is 13, and well, acts like he is 13. Kids these days. All they want to do is play around and smoke weed.
I think I started using the Internet when I was about that age, and I sure as hell don't remember asking for shit like, "HELP ME MAKE THIS WEBSITE WHILE I SIT ON MY ASS AND NOT BOTHER TO READ A DAMN THING TO HELP ME MAKE A WEBSITE WEBSITE WEBSITE"
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OMFGLOL @
'Javascript'--I think that might be some kind of advertisement program from Maxwell House.
Brilliantly exectued!
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That clearly wins an award.
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Personally, I like how he kept saying, "WEBSITE" and "MY WEBSITE" to try to get him back on track.
What a whiny little bitch.
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:lol:
I heart Lacerda.
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(http://www.rpi.edu/web/creditunion/images/applause.gif)
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:D
Good stuff LacerdaEO! Can't wait to see you drop the hammer.
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I have a problem with this kind of behavior. When we have new people comming here seeking for our assistance, we must do everything in our power to accomodate/educate them. I don't think you quite sold him on the possibility that Garfield could eat babies. You just didn't bother to explain to him why this is a real possibilty. Try harder next time! :lol:
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This kid should be hit upside the head with a .bat.
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I saw Garfield eat three babies last night.
You are talking about the zombie of former president James Garfield, right?
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This kid should be hit upside the head with a .bat.
I couldn't agree more.
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I is skerd of java. *whimpers*
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Drink your coffee anyway. It's good for you.