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« on: April 25, 2005, 07:47:11 PM »
Oh. I'm quite clever. Look at that oxymoron.

(looks to camera 3)
Good Evening all. I'm the new geek on the block.

(insert spooky music)
(que smoke detector)

That's all I got. *cough* I knew the smoke was a bad idea. All I can say is that I'm truly the incarnation of sarcasm. Don't take anything I say too seriously and the world will be a better place.

Is that a good enough first impression? I didn't hink so. I gues I'll have to overcompensate by adding lots of smilies.

 :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:
 :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
 :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  :roll:  
              :beer:

Crap! I can't even stay focused long enough to get lots of smilies. Oh well. I guess you'll just have to deal with it.
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2005, 07:51:50 PM »
Welcome! Do you do any impressions?
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2005, 09:04:20 PM »
Yeah, sure, you're the incarnation of sarcasm.  :roll:
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2005, 09:09:53 AM »
Hello.  :D
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2005, 09:43:25 AM »
+3 for use of the beer smilie.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2005, 12:36:28 PM »
Do you have a comic book store?  :D
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« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2005, 10:57:49 PM »
Have you ever considered being a teacher or a talk show host?
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2005, 10:30:56 AM »
So are you going to post again or what?
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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2005, 10:33:26 AM »
pfffff.  lacercichia is the epitomy of sarcasm. he's awesome.
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« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2005, 10:36:12 AM »
Yeah, like you know sarcasm when you hear it.
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2005, 12:16:56 PM »
Nice avatar.
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« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2005, 12:34:35 PM »
Fuck you.   :evil:
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« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2005, 02:54:16 PM »
Quote from: Detta
So are you going to post again or what?


What else did you expect but dead silence?
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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2005, 05:15:02 PM »
if this guy was truly sarcasm incarnate, don't you think he'd be responding?



unless it's really true, and sarcasm is a dead art form.
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