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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2006, 10:23:58 PM »

Truce doesn't have enough syllables.

Can we call it an "Armistice of Brobdingnagian Proportions, Being the Concurrent Agreement of Two Select and Separate Parties for the Cessation of Passive Aggressive Hostilities Exempting the Hours of 3:30 and 5:40 AM, Pacific Standard Time or Greenwich Mean Time, at which points LuciferSam Reserves the Right to say Whatever the Fuck He (Yes, He, Capitalized and monosyllabic. Like God.) Wants?" ABPBCATSSPCPAHEH35PSTGMTLRRWTFHW for short. Or, St. Brendan's Agreement. Or, The Forty Four Summit (44 years being our age difference).

Pick whichever you want, I'm partial to all of them and will cite any of them whenever possible.

"I'm sorry, I can't make any negative, snarky, or demeaning comments to the above post due to the ABPBCATSSPCPAHEH35PSTGMTLRRWTFHW of 2006. I will defer to CyberSniper in this matter", etc. Or, "Welcome to GeekForums, new member. We are an historic referendum of individuals, responsible for among other things: various masonic conspiracies, the hijacking of Byron Rickards' Ford Tri-Motor on the 21st of February, 1931, in Peru, the cessation of hostilities between Australia and Iceland in the great Austral-Icelandic war of 1993, and the subsequent erasure of all memories and paper trails related to that incident by a clever series of high profile staged bicycling accident assassinations, and the St. Brendan's Agreement."

I'll agree, on one condition: I want the Sudetenland.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2006, 04:00:01 AM »

Unacceptable, I need the... important... regional... idiosyncratic features. Will you accept the Kashmir region and the Faulkland Islands?
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2006, 03:31:03 PM »

Unacceptable, I need the... important... regional... idiosyncratic features. Will you accept the Kashmir region and the Faulkland Islands?

Hmm...keep the islands, and give me Alsace-Lorraine...and you've got yourself a deal.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2006, 04:07:29 PM »

Hmm...keep the islands, and give me Alsace-Lorraine...and you've got yourself a deal.

WW2 links always make me itchy.

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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2006, 07:11:09 PM »

Hmm...keep the islands, and give me Alsace-Lorraine...and you've got yourself a deal.

Alsace-Lorraine is yours, on one condition - I get 10% of each season's wine bottlings.
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2006, 10:29:10 PM »

Alsace-Lorraine is yours, on one condition - I get 10% of each season's wine bottlings.

Then we have a deal? Someone had better draw up some documentation...
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #31 on: November 16, 2006, 11:12:39 AM »



I had my team draft this, does it meet your needs?
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2006, 02:14:32 PM »

That isn't what I meant by "draw."
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Re: WHO DA FUCK IS ASKIN?!!
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2006, 08:51:19 PM »

 :-(
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