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Hey
« on: July 22, 2010, 02:12:09 PM »
Hey my name is Alex, and I am re-posting my intro because it was crap. I am 16 years of age, and I have officially left school in the Uk although I am going back. I am weird, and I strive to be weird, I like being an individual, in the limits of not being an attention whore. I like to design websites and I am trying my hardest to get to grips with PHP at the moment. I like to GIMP, and mess with images, not that I am any good. I am here just to see what the community is like, meet new people, and just find a place to talk. I am no stranger to forums, although I can make mistakes regarding what I say. Like now, my first intro was a bit, stupid. I like to read comics and watch old SciFi movies like Battlestar and The Last Starfighter. I'm alright, trust me.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2010, 02:28:30 PM by sandsphinx »
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Re: Hey
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2010, 02:12:46 PM »
Do you play Pokemon?
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Re: Hey
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 02:14:56 PM »
Quote from: ivan on July 22, 2010, 02:12:46 PM
Do you play Pokemon?


Cause well love you forever if you do.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2010, 02:16:57 PM »
Urm, sometimes I play it on my VBA emulator on my windows pc. But not very often.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2010, 02:18:10 PM »
Do you realize you are everything that is wrong with men today?
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Re: Hey
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2010, 02:24:04 PM »
Quote from: ivan on July 22, 2010, 02:18:10 PM
Do you realize you are everything that is wrong with men today?
Sure, I could agree to that. Nice to meet you too. :)
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Re: Hey
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2010, 02:25:43 PM »
It occurs to me that playing Pokemon is not a reliable indicator of a person's general age.

However, when someone says they "watch porn on the internet", I know they are young.

Only young people "watch porn on the internet".

Old people "look at porn on the internet".

At 2400 baud, you don't "watch" anything except the progress bar.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2010, 02:28:15 PM »
Quote from: sandsphinx on July 22, 2010, 02:24:04 PM
Sure, I could agree to that. Nice to meet you too. :)
That's gotta be the post of the day right there. Nicely done.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2010, 02:29:02 PM »
Quote from: Joe Sixpack on July 22, 2010, 02:28:15 PM
That's gotta be the post of the day right there. Nicely done.

Yeah, he'll probably do well here.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2010, 02:30:04 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on July 22, 2010, 02:29:16 PM
I'm desensitized to porn so I don't do anything with it anymore, what does that make me?

Desensitized to porn.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2010, 02:30:28 PM »
Quote from: ivan on July 22, 2010, 02:25:43 PM
It occurs to me that playing Pokemon is not a reliable indicator of a person's general age.

However, when someone says they "watch porn on the internet", I know they are young.

Only young people "watch porn on the internet".

Old people "look at porn on the internet".

At 2400 baud, you don't "watch" anything except the progress bar.


I agree completely with what you have said, and I have modified my intro. I am not a young, adolescent idiot, I do have morals. I am not going to lie and say I don't watch porn, of course I do, let's just keep it out of here yes? The mistake is on me.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2010, 02:33:01 PM »
What's wrong with porn and why is it immoral?
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Re: Hey
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2010, 02:38:49 PM »
Sup, new guy?

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2010, 02:39:14 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on July 22, 2010, 02:35:19 PM
I think the confusion here was on Sandy's part. ivan was just commenting on the fact that you said you watch porn whereas somebody older would say they're looking at porn. There was no need to modify your post, we all love porn here. My first post modification was necessary though.

Even though it was not necessary to change it, I like Sandy's new intro better.

What did you have to take out of yours?
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Re: Hey
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2010, 02:40:40 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on July 22, 2010, 02:35:19 PM
I think the confusion here was on Sandy's part. ivan was just commenting on the fact that you said you watch porn whereas somebody older would say they're looking at porn. There was no need to modify your post, we all love porn here. My first post modification was necessary though.
I am confused, sorry. I'll try and be more clear, pretty scary when you come to a new forum lol
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Re: Hey
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2010, 02:42:17 PM »
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Re: Hey
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2010, 02:42:26 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on July 22, 2010, 02:39:41 PM
I prefer a crazy hip to waist ratio mmm.

The face is everything.

Well, almost everything.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2010, 02:46:06 PM »
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Re: Hey
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2010, 02:47:13 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on July 22, 2010, 02:44:43 PM
Don't say that ivan! My hip:waist is all I have!!! D:

I won't even dignify that with an answer.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2010, 02:49:04 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on July 22, 2010, 02:48:33 PM
Please don't remind me, never remind me!

It's actually quite sweet.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2010, 02:51:27 PM »
No, but I'll drop it.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2010, 03:17:33 PM »
Quote from: ivan on July 22, 2010, 02:42:26 PM
The face is everything.

Well, almost everything.


Quote from: bananaskittles on July 22, 2010, 02:39:41 PM
I prefer a crazy hip to waist ratio mmm.

I prefer both.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2010, 03:18:18 PM »
Quote from: bananaskittles on July 22, 2010, 03:01:29 PM
WTH novice! I am not a Chupanoobra!

 :lol:


Wish I remembered what you said. Maybe I could have some kind of explanation for that.
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Re: Hey
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2010, 03:24:49 PM »
Quote from: sandsphinx on July 22, 2010, 02:12:09 PM
Hey my name is Alex, and I am re-posting my intro because it was crap. I am 16 years of age, and I have officially left school in the Uk although I am going back. I am weird, and I strive to be weird, I like being an individual, in the limits of not being an attention whore. I like to design websites and I am trying my hardest to get to grips with PHP at the moment. I like to GIMP, and mess with images, not that I am any good. I am here just to see what the community is like, meet new people, and just find a place to talk. I am no stranger to forums, although I can make mistakes regarding what I say. Like now, my first intro was a bit, stupid. I like to read comics and watch old SciFi movies like Battlestar and The Last Starfighter. I'm alright, trust me.

+1 Last Starfighter!
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Re: Hey
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2010, 03:31:40 PM »
Personally, I find that the face is pretty much the most important because it's what you look at mostly. But yknow, I also find personality a important factor.
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