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Author Topic: new geek on the block!  (Read 7616 times)

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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2011, 03:12:16 PM »

There are no girls on the Internet.
What he said!
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2011, 03:13:16 PM »

What he said!

Thank you, sir. I knew I could count on your support.
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2011, 03:13:48 PM »

You must have boobs surgically removed and a penis attached before operating a computer or multimedia device of any kind.
-Joe Lieberman
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2011, 03:14:21 PM »

Ugh man why can't I just talk to girls gee gosh I am so awkward and they're so soft oh well I guess I'll just cover myself in warhammer figurines and yell about Sony
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2011, 03:15:01 PM »

"The only girls on the Internet are actually 40+ year old male FBI agents, mostly looking to entrap pedophiles." -- Janet Napolitano, Department of Homeland Security
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2011, 03:16:23 PM »

You must have boobs surgically removed and a penis attached before operating a computer or multimedia device of any kind.
-Joe Lieberman

Let me show you my Honorary Penor, now fully enhanced by some kind of pill I ordered off the Internet.
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2011, 03:17:03 PM »

CRAP! I just got a chaos marine in my eye and the only doctor in town is a lady! I guess I'll go blind now
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #32 on: May 03, 2011, 03:21:16 PM »

CRAP! I just got a chaos marine in my eye and the only doctor in town is a lady! I guess I'll go blind now


Actual picture of Lacer... I mean, Juggstown Massacre in the late 90's.
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #33 on: May 03, 2011, 03:22:33 PM »

That was back in the day when I had style and was working out on a regular basis. I've kind of let myself go since then.
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #34 on: May 03, 2011, 03:22:57 PM »

"GeekForum.org: Trolling newbies since 1926."
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #35 on: May 03, 2011, 03:23:32 PM »

"GeekForum.org: Trolling newbies since 1926."
-- Mr_Shifty

We look good for our level of cynicism.


Hey, did anyone else experience deja vu just now?
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #36 on: May 03, 2011, 03:24:47 PM »

Hey, did anyone else experience deja vu just now?

Didn't you just ask me that?
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #37 on: May 03, 2011, 03:25:34 PM »

Ugh man why can't I just talk to girls gee gosh I am so awkward and they're so soft oh well I guess I'll just cover myself in warhammer figurines and yell about Sony

In my case that would probably be a very good idea for a first date ;-)
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #38 on: May 03, 2011, 03:26:35 PM »

amen to that!
that's the way i'm gonna think of it :) hello by the way!

Oh Hai!
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #39 on: May 03, 2011, 03:31:44 PM »

Didn't you just ask me that?

Didn't YOU just ask ME that?
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2011, 03:33:27 PM »

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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2011, 03:33:35 PM »

STOP THAT!
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2011, 03:34:50 PM »

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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2011, 03:40:17 PM »

Haha!  Pb got reported!  I've been looking for an excuse to ban that guy!

That is so not funny.  OK, which one of you banned me?  Thanks alot George or whatever you name is.  Fucking special agent pig.
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #44 on: May 03, 2011, 05:26:06 PM »

This thread smells nicer than usual.
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #45 on: May 03, 2011, 08:18:45 PM »

Tonight on It's the Mind...
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #46 on: May 03, 2011, 08:19:14 PM »

Thank you, sir. I knew I could count on your support.
Totes, dude.  Bros before hos!
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #47 on: May 03, 2011, 09:23:08 PM »

There are no girls on the Internet.

Dude! Where have you been young man?

By the way new "girl", here's a picture of Lacerda. He's awesome!



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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #48 on: May 03, 2011, 10:47:52 PM »

Man.  He got a lot... more... buckety.
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Re: new geek on the block!
« Reply #49 on: May 03, 2011, 11:51:13 PM »

Yeah... When he sent me the picture, the e-mail subject read "Got a little trim".


Hard to say with that monkey in the way.

I'm still confused about why he sent it to me in the first place. Sure, there's no girls on the intrawebs, but there's plenty of pictures of girls.
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