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Microsoft Before Christmas
« on: April 17, 2011, 10:32:45 PM »

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse. The computer wholesale electronics was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping.
The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of computer games danced in their heads.
PageMaker for Billy, and Quicken android tablet for Dan, And Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann. The letters to Santa had been sent out by Mom,
Which has now been re-routed to Washington State Because Santa's workshop has been bought by Bill Gates. All the elves and reindeer have had to skedaddle To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle.
After centuries of a life that was ebook reader simple and spare, St. Nicholas is suddenly a new billionaire, With a shiny red Porsche in the place of his sleigh, And a house on Lake Washington that's just down the way
>From where Bill has his mansion. The old mini netbook for sale fellow preens In black Gucci boots and red Calvin Klein jeans. The elves have stock options and desks with a view, Where they write computer code for Johnny and Sue.
No more dolls or toy soldiers or little portable ebook reader toy drums (ahem - pardon me) No more dolls or tin soldiers or little toy drums Will be under the tree, only compact disk ROMS With the Microsoft label. So spin up your drive, From now on Christmas runs only on Win95.
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Re: Microsoft Before Christmas
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2011, 10:02:24 AM »

wow, you really can do anything at zombocom!
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Re: Microsoft Before Christmas
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2018, 04:07:40 AM »

Do not know where these sources are coming from?
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