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Isn't there a setting to block a certain transferrate for a period of time ? if it's too high for a certain period some routers might consider it a flood.

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Flamer's Corner / Re: Smote!
« on: May 15, 2008, 04:11:44 PM »
I never smited anyone, and I think no one smited me. And don't do it because I said this, I like my 0 status.

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BizB: a frisbee for commercial use

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Anarchy / Re: We Live in such a Wonderful Country!
« on: May 13, 2008, 03:58:20 PM »
morons  :-D

I knew it..

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Entertainment / Re: sweep the leg? Aww HELL NAW!
« on: April 26, 2008, 02:49:30 PM »
House of wax (on)

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Are you sleeping ?

Yes

Ok, i'll leave you to it.

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Entertainment / Red Hot Chili Peppers
« on: April 13, 2008, 03:47:49 PM »
Last night Dutch tv broadcasted an excellent RHCP documentary. Of course voice over is jibby jabbie for you folks but if you like the peppers it's an hour well spent.

http://www.uitzendinggemist.nl/

You'll know where to click

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Flamer's Corner / Re: The 'Let's Bitch About Our Jobs' thread.
« on: April 10, 2008, 08:33:53 AM »
Fucking airlines.

There could be a market for those.....

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Political Opinions / Re: Olympics . . . boycott?
« on: April 09, 2008, 07:06:27 PM »
This is what I came in to post.

There's no reason to punish the athletes for China's mistakes.

Now if an athlete wants to forfeit their place and not compete to make a political point then more power to them. Even more if the entire team from various countries did this. 

Agree with that, too bad that sports is used to make a political statement.

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Anarchy / Re: Completely Useless Information
« on: April 08, 2008, 09:56:32 AM »
Exactly, Stargate without sound would be very boring.

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Political Opinions / Re: Bush - War Crimes
« on: April 08, 2008, 07:08:15 AM »
[snickers]key members[/snickers]

It is time for a new president. This one is clearly finished. And I so hope it will be one with a pair of brains.

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Writer's Block / Re: The Geekery Chronicles: Chapter One
« on: April 08, 2008, 06:19:43 AM »
Interlude:
Damn, it was really fucking hot in there. We quickly turned and ran the other way. At the point that I thought that this corridor was endless, we suddenly saw a door. "What does the sign say?" I asked 12. "Комната Ивана" he replied. "I have no clue what that means". Hmm, could this be the place ? It was a known fact that Ivan, one of our long time members would often dissappear for weeks. He was not in a gurney like the others when that occurred. He just disappeared.....

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Writer's Block / Re: The Geekery Chronicles: Chapter One
« on: April 07, 2008, 04:10:11 PM »
When I woke up my head felt like it had been hit with a sledgehammer. I was no longer in HQ. I looked around and saw 12AX7 lying in the corner, his head was bleeding but he was alive for sure. I tapped him on the shoulder. "What happened?" he mumbled. "I have no clue, but one thing is for sure, we are no longer in HQ". I helped him on his feet and we inspected the room where we were in. It had the same carpet as HQ, also the same wallpaper. It even smelled like HQ. I looked at 12, he had the same thought as me. Both being experts in the digital world, we knew what just happened to our place. "Do you think Chris knows already?" 12 knotted his head. "Yeah, he is always on top of things, but the problem is for us to get out". We talked things over and came to two scenarios.

"It's either a DDOS or we are on the wrong side of a broken router". 12 was right, a blast like that could only be caused by one of those. We heard the constant humming of the machines on the other side of the wall. "It does not sound like they are busier than normal" I said. 12 agreed, so we had to get out as soon as possible before the router was turned off and we would fade away in some dying buffer. We noticed that one wall felt less stable than the others. Some chairs were warped in with us and we used them to create a hole. Behind the wall it was darker then I had ever experienced.
"Ok, on senses it is then" I said. We walked straight into the darkness hoping to find a way out. We turned the corner, "is it getting hotter in here or is it just me?" 12 was sweating and I also noticed the increase in temperature. “continue?" , "Yes, but with a pace"

We ran around another corner and our way was blocked by bursting flames coming from all sides, we just hit the firewall...

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Anarchy / Re: Preemptive Email
« on: April 06, 2008, 02:56:23 PM »
Subject: New coffee machine

Body:

Hey John, you always complain about the quality of our coffee ? Well those days are over, you won't be drinking it anymore in the near future.

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Writer's Block / Re: The Geekery Chronicles: Chapter One
« on: April 06, 2008, 02:22:48 PM »
Chapter 2: A different perspective

I walked into HQ around 3 am. I normally don't come here around this 
time but my schedule shifted due to increasing insomnia. Was it the 
lack of sleep that made this place looks different? I saw some noobs 
crawling around the main room. I couldn't care less for them, 90 % 
percent of them never makes it past the first week.

That thought was justified when I passed the morgue, that room contains 
a list of everyone who signed up over the past years. It already 
contains over a thousand names. A quick glance at the list only showed 
up two names that I recognized. Cat and Nowledge, once active but 
nowhere to be found today.

When I went into the main room I saw 12AX7 sitting behind his desk. 
Finally, a familiar face. I sat next to him and slammed a can of beer 
next to his keyboard. That made him wake up from his digital coma.

"Thanks Jeee"

"Of course man, what are you doing? "
 
"Ah you know, the usual"

"Porn ?"

"hahaha, yes of course" and he gave me the big smile. He always looks a 
bit chubby around this time of year. But spring is here and some 
outdoor activity always brings the man back in shape in no time.

We watched the latest South Park and drank a couple of beers.


"So, what's up with the new kid ?" I asked him.

"You mean the wonderkid ?, it's a female allright"

"age ?"

"22"

"too young for us" I said. I saw the glimmer in his eye and I knew he 
did not agree with me.

"So what happened with the Morombie?". "Not much" 12 replied, the old 
man took care of....."

He stopped in the middle of his sentence; I looked at him and that 's when everything turned black.

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Entertainment / Re: Help Rick Roll the Mets!
« on: April 05, 2008, 05:42:39 PM »
Ah, it's about building permits

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Entertainment / Re: Help Rick Roll the Mets!
« on: April 05, 2008, 04:41:52 PM »
Is this about sports ?

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Entertainment / Re: YAY IRON MAN WOOT
« on: April 05, 2008, 03:37:14 PM »
You're just jealous because he gets more chicks then you !

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Writer's Block / The Geekery Chronicles: Chapter One
« on: April 05, 2008, 03:34:42 PM »
"Or 12AX7, who rarely left the headquarters, seeing human life as dull and uninteresting"

Don't you have to eat around this time ?

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Entertainment / Re: Musical Guilty Pleasure Lately
« on: April 05, 2008, 02:54:58 PM »
I recently discovered Cat Power.

Excellent "falling asleep music"

Info:

http://www.catpowerthegreatest.com

Example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpFwnf6F_GY

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Classic theme for a classic man. But then no nosehair clippers buddy !

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Writer's Block / The Geekery Chronicles: Chapter One
« on: April 05, 2008, 02:35:01 PM »
The Geekery Chronicles: Chapter One

Darkness was setting in fast on the once brightened streets. The members of the elite morombie fighting team had dispersed to enjoy at least one day off from fighting the undead idiots of the world. But there was to be no peace or rest for the champions of intellect.
 
I found it as I returned to the headquarters to check on the locks, never quite certain that things were safe, perhaps as a side effect of a sordid youth. Its shapeless, faceless form shadowed the alley and it spoke with the same distorted tone as did all the morombies. I reached quickly for some way to defend myself, but alas! I had left my weapon in the car! All I could do now was hope that I wasn't alone.

Perhaps Dark Shade was still lurking in the shadows as he usually did. Or 12AX7, who rarely left the headquarters, seeing human life as dull and uninteresting, was still inside and would hear the exchange. Maybe, Detta would return early.

All I could was stand there, and hope...



When the morombie approached me everything turned ice cold, I could smell his stinking breath and saw his distorted face under his hood (yes, stolen from Stupid Sexy Flanders) but then I saw the head of our squad approaching the morombie from behind. I will be alive !

He patted the morombie on the back and mumbled some kind words into the morombie's ear. I was in shock !

Turns out that te morombie can have some potential if fed the right way ;-)

My writing skills are way below yours wunderkind but that was an excellent piece +1 and another in an hour

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Political Opinions / Re: Telling me I shouldn't is one thing...
« on: April 01, 2008, 04:11:17 PM »
The only thing I can add is that I found every American meal served to me too salty. And the rest of my family blames me for eating too much salt.

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DC, try setting the them to windows classic, reboot and then set it back to windowsVista. It sometimes let's you set up the side bar again.


I have vista for a year now and I love it

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New Geeks on the Block / Re: eReincarnate
« on: March 18, 2008, 03:11:13 PM »
Hello again  :-D

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