Topic: The "Absolute Dumbest Questions You've Ever Heard" Thread (Read 59221 times)

Vampire · « **Reply #100 on:** April 27, 2008, 01:09:19 PM »

As mature as I can be I guess I can sink to your level as well. Honestly I have never been on a forum where people abused their power as administrators so much. It is rather pathetic...

Min · « **Reply #101 on:** April 27, 2008, 01:10:04 PM »

ouch.

BizB · « **Reply #102 on:** April 27, 2008, 01:13:23 PM »

Quote from: Vampire on April 27, 2008, 01:06:13 PM

honestly how fast can you ban someone??

Asked and answered.

dcrog · « **Reply #103 on:** April 27, 2008, 01:20:42 PM »

But he's going to be an IT guy in the Army. He'll probably write some scripts and HaXX0R the site.

dcrog · « **Reply #104 on:** April 27, 2008, 01:27:34 PM »

Quote from: Vampire on April 27, 2008, 01:09:19 PM

As mature as I can be I guess I can sink to your level as well. Honestly I have never been on a forum where people abused their power as administrators so much. It is rather pathetic...

OMFGWTFLOLBBQ!!!!!!1111one.

I can see by the above post that you are starting to sink to our level.

Shift key at start of sentences. Check
Capital I's. Check
Commas to break up thoughts Not yet, but maybe later.
Over use of ellipses Well only once in this post.

Yes I can see you sinking fast.

12AX7 · « **Reply #105 on:** April 27, 2008, 04:16:07 PM »

Quote from: dcrog on April 27, 2008, 12:58:56 PM

With your attitude I think that the Army (or whatever branch of service will have you) might do you some good. When you start your whining, bitching, and moaning about how people don't treat you right you'll be in for a rude awakening.

This I would PAY to see. God, I'd love to be there when he starts that whining and demanding apologies and proclaiming what he will and won't do to his Drill Sergeant. Wouldn't want to be in his platoon, though, cos you KNOW they are going to end up getting dogged out because he's so retarded and incompetent.
They'll take care of that shit, though. The boys'll have some really clean, soapy socks before too long.

sociald1077 · « **Reply #106 on:** April 28, 2008, 01:32:33 AM »

Quote from: 12AX7 on April 27, 2008, 04:16:07 PM

They'll take care of that shit, though. The boys'll have some really clean, soapy socks before too long.

Heh, I was thinking the same thing about that kid.

LuciferSam · « **Reply #107 on:** April 28, 2008, 06:33:32 PM »

I thought the policy on soapy cocks was don't ask don't tell?

Wunderkind · « **Reply #108 on:** April 28, 2008, 07:22:15 PM »

Hey! I didn't say a thing!

...

I mean...

I didn't ask anything!

12AX7 · « **Reply #109 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:20:10 AM »

Quote from: LuciferSam on April 28, 2008, 06:33:32 PM

I thought the policy on soapy cocks was don't ask don't tell?

It is.
The policy on soapbar-filled Socks, however, is "Beat Ass; Hear Yell".

Chris · « **Reply #110 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:28:00 AM »

"Do you have the internet here?"

Yes, sir. I have it the back. Let me go bring up the box for you.

ewomack · « **Reply #111 on:** May 09, 2008, 09:07:40 AM »

This was based on a question I overheard...

Reality can amaze...

IFOUNDWALDO176 · « **Reply #112 on:** May 09, 2008, 11:38:29 AM »

This just happened while I was reading the thread.

Teacher: Damn it Taylor, just hand me the needle!

Taylor: ok.

*Taylor takes out the needle.*

*Teacher puts hand out, palm up.*

Taylor: Can I stab you with it?

Me: Did you just say "Can I stab you with it?"

Taylor: yup.

Vespertine · « **Reply #113 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:17:42 PM »

Oh, you're back.

ydnamtnediserp · « **Reply #114 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:18:39 PM »

so where was waldo?

pbsaurus · « **Reply #115 on:** May 09, 2008, 04:31:43 PM »

No one's really sure what became of Waldo.

IFOUNDWALDO176 · « **Reply #116 on:** May 10, 2008, 06:19:59 AM »

I started paying attention in my classes instead of getting on here.

straight A's this year.
So now I finally got my car, and my license. Now the oil companies raise the price on gas so I can't drive it.

Chris · « **Reply #117 on:** May 15, 2008, 11:04:11 AM »

Me: Hey, you need to go over that with a dry mop; there's too much water on the floor.
Him: Where do I find a dry mop? Is it in the back?

Chris · « **Reply #118 on:** May 15, 2008, 11:40:52 AM »

Customer: Does your granola contain nut products?
Me: You've managed to stay alive this long?

12AX7 · « **Reply #119 on:** May 15, 2008, 01:13:05 PM »

Quote from: Chris on May 15, 2008, 11:40:52 AM

Customer: Does your granola contain nut products?
Me: Does your head contain brain matt- wait. Never mind.

Chris · « **Reply #120 on:** May 15, 2008, 03:04:46 PM »

To start out, I've put a few of the stupid questions posted so far here.

BizB · « **Reply #121 on:** May 15, 2008, 03:47:16 PM »

When I click the link from the gotthegeek page, it takes me to the admin login page.

12AX7 · « **Reply #122 on:** May 15, 2008, 04:14:37 PM »

It takes me to a log in page (with Firefox populating the password field), and when I hit log in; it goes to a Registration page.

Dark Shade · « **Reply #123 on:** May 15, 2008, 05:18:16 PM »

Thrice.

Chris · « **Reply #124 on:** May 15, 2008, 07:42:47 PM »

Which link (what text) are you guys clicking on to get that?

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