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Title: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 16, 2007, 03:51:03 PM
Where the hell are you?  I'm posting now.  You have a window of about 10 minutes then I'm gone again.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 16, 2007, 04:01:45 PM
DUDE!!!!!
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 16, 2007, 04:34:08 PM
d00d
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Vespertine on March 16, 2007, 05:03:56 PM
Ivan's a d00d???!!!!
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 16, 2007, 05:04:18 PM
Yep, I checked.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Min on March 16, 2007, 05:09:17 PM
Ivan, I'm posting right now.  I think you have a window of 10 minutes here too.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 16, 2007, 05:11:37 PM
Am I winning the bracket?  I can't get there from work.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Min on March 16, 2007, 05:21:59 PM
You're in 7th in the sportline bracket and 3rd in the yahoo.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 16, 2007, 05:57:55 PM
I knew about the yahoo, as I can get there (damn I was in 2nd this morning)  Damn Stanford.  7th? it looks like I'm a big loser again this year and will pay dearly with Amazon items.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 16, 2007, 06:14:12 PM
DAMN THESE 10-MINUTE WINDOWS! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!

Hey... Guess which DVD box set I just got?

All the original Planet of the Apes movies.

THAT'S RIGHT!

IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!

I also got the Young Ones and Full Bottom.

It's gonna be a busy weekend!!!!
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 16, 2007, 06:38:24 PM
Already have The Young Ones.  Plus I have Fawlty Towers.  Unfortunately I haven't had a chance to watch any of them yet.  I am planning on watching the Ren and Stimpy with Ian though.  I bet he'll really like the Happy Happy Joy Joy song.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 16, 2007, 06:50:35 PM
Bet he will!

Say, ever see Full Bottom? I've only read about it a little. It's Rik and Ade's series right after the Young Ones. Some people say it's even funnier.

Can't wait... Tonight, Reuben Sandwiches made with corn beef P cooked up yesterday, Guiness and Full Bottom.

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 16, 2007, 08:03:37 PM
Nope, never heard of it.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: hackess on March 16, 2007, 09:16:59 PM
One of these days I'm going to ping ivan on Gmail talk.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Nosferatu on March 17, 2007, 02:23:48 PM
You guys have never seen Bottom?  Brilliant series.  I've still never gotten around to seeing the recent movie "Guesthouse Paradiso" though.  Look out for that too, I've heard good things.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Demosthenes on March 17, 2007, 07:14:51 PM
Hey... Guess which DVD box set I just got?

All the original Planet of the Apes movies.

THAT'S RIGHT!

IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!

I got that a few months ago myself.  I loved those movies.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Stitch on March 18, 2007, 01:13:34 AM
You damn dirty fuckin' apes!
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 18, 2007, 08:15:06 PM
DAMN THESE 10-MINUTE WINDOWS! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!

Hey... Guess which DVD box set I just got?

All the original Planet of the Apes movies.

THAT'S RIGHT!

IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!

I also got the Young Ones and Full Bottom.

It's gonna be a busy weekend!!!!


I'll get those next. This weekend I went and bought Season 3 of Penn and Teller: Bullshit! and the Trailer Park Boys movie. Both kicked ass, and I laughed my ass off at Bullshit!, they've definitely made a fan of me.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Stitch on March 18, 2007, 10:45:15 PM
I'll get those next. This weekend I went and bought Season 3 of Penn and Teller: Bullshit! and the Trailer Park Boys movie. Both kicked ass, and I laughed my ass off at Bullshit!, they've definitely made a fan of me.
For some reason, I really don't like you.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: hackess on March 19, 2007, 12:03:33 AM
You have a point to that, Stitch, or just letting it be known?
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 19, 2007, 12:16:23 AM
For some reason, I really don't like you.

You can't hate agent.

P.s. What are your feelings on me?
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 19, 2007, 01:46:49 PM
Hate Star Wars
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Scheherazade on March 19, 2007, 03:22:27 PM
Hate Star Wars

Some people hate Jews. Both prejudices are equally inane.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 19, 2007, 03:26:23 PM
Some people hate Jews. Both prejudices are equally inane.

I think hatred of jews may in fact be more justified, which makes pb worse than a nazi.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 19, 2007, 03:31:25 PM
I'm worse than a Nazi at polishing boots anyway.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 19, 2007, 04:13:26 PM
Some people hate Jews. Both prejudices are equally inane.

Hatred of Jews or any other group of people is prejudice (and as such inane) because it ascribes characteristics to individuals on the basis of their group affiliation. However, there is only the one Star Wars. If you know and hate Star Wars, you are judging, not prejudging. There is no other Star Wars besides the one you know that can be prejudged based on your knowledge of the original Star Wars.

So Star Wars can be hated completely un-inanely.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 19, 2007, 04:19:47 PM
This is assuming I have seen Star Wars.



Which I actually have.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 19, 2007, 04:24:40 PM
What did you think of it?
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 19, 2007, 04:27:09 PM
Hate.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 19, 2007, 04:31:05 PM
Please specify object of hatred.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Vespertine on March 19, 2007, 05:14:38 PM
I think hatred of jews may in fact be more justified, which makes pb worse than a nazi.
Just so I'm clear...hatred of jews is more justifiable than hatred of a movie...

and you wonder why you get slapped around in here... :roll:
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 19, 2007, 05:17:36 PM
...and ignored.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 19, 2007, 05:39:51 PM
What did you think of it?

Not really my cup of tea.  TOS is much better.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 19, 2007, 05:44:25 PM
Yes. Not as stupid.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 19, 2007, 05:47:52 PM
Explains
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 20, 2007, 02:00:06 AM
Hatred of Jews or any other group of people is prejudice (and as such inane) because it ascribes characteristics to individuals on the basis of their group affiliation. However, there is only the one Star Wars.

Nuh uh, there are six of them.

Just so I'm clear...hatred of jews is more justifiable than hatred of a movie...

and you wonder why you get slapped around in here... :roll:

That was a joke.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Vespertine on March 21, 2007, 06:48:03 PM
That was a joke.
It wasn't funny.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 21, 2007, 09:38:45 PM
A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who's best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear and attempt to convert it. Later they get together.

The priest begins. "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion."

"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerised that he let me baptise him."

They both look down at the rabbi, who is wrapped in a body cast.

"Looking back," he says, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."

– Rabbi Sandford Kopnick

Now THAT'S a good joke about Jews (except of course they aren't evangelistic as far as I know, so it doesn't totally work)!
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 22, 2007, 12:44:30 AM
It wasn't funny.

I think we need a poll before we can determine whether it was really funny or not.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: TheJudge on March 22, 2007, 06:47:29 AM
A Theif, a Jew and a Homosexual die in a train wreck. They found themselves at the gates of heaven and are greeted by an angel. They beg to be sent back to earth as they feel their death was too sudden and they didn't get to enjoy life as much as they could have. The Angel leaves to consult with God and returns to them later saying "Your request has been granted, but you must no longer live in Sin. One mistake and you're back here for good, or worse..." as he points a finger downwards.

The three men find themselves back on earth on a busy street. It takes very little time for the theif to face temptation as a women wearing the most amazying necklace walks by. He sneaks up behind her and prepares to snatch the neckless. As he does *Poof* he vanishes from the face of the earth.

The Jew and the gay guy discuss what they have just witness when all of a sudden the Jewish man spots a coin on the street and withouth thinking bends over to pick it up. *Poof* Both men vanished.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 22, 2007, 07:58:31 AM
Hahahahah that's great!
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: hackess on March 22, 2007, 08:25:56 PM
I think we need a poll before we can determine whether it was really funny or not.

Or a trial.
/me feels like executing someone
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Vespertine on March 22, 2007, 11:50:14 PM
Or a trial.
/me feels like executing someone
/me feels like watching [catwritr] execute someone

EDIT: you know, just so long as it's not me being executed.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 23, 2007, 01:18:06 AM
Or a trial.
/me feels like executing someone

'tis a far far better thing I do now, than I have ever done before.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Min on March 23, 2007, 11:44:32 AM
It wasn't funny.

concur
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 23, 2007, 12:00:29 PM
School holiday?
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Min on March 23, 2007, 02:09:16 PM
You're so observant.

I'm actually home sick today.  Real sick.  Oh woah is me.  I have to find some way to make myself feel better emotionally since I feel so crappy physically.

Here we go...


(http://justjared.buzznet.com/images/2006/09/brad-pitt-new-orleans.jpg)
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 23, 2007, 02:19:49 PM
Did it work?
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Min on March 23, 2007, 02:20:46 PM
Yeah, a little.  The soda is helping too.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 23, 2007, 02:39:24 PM
Aww.  I hope you feel better soon.  Reread, the Soupbandit trial thread, it should bring up your spirits.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 23, 2007, 02:56:51 PM
Brad needs a shave.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 23, 2007, 03:54:54 PM
Substitute teacher time!
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Min on March 23, 2007, 04:09:43 PM
Sub time ended about 3 1/2 hours ago.  First period will have their test on Monday.  They won't try to understand the material this weekend in hopes that I'll be out again on Monday.  I don't think I will.  They'll be disappointed.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 23, 2007, 04:27:18 PM
Crushing dreams reminiscent of the work of JoeSixpack
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 24, 2007, 02:32:29 PM
Those poor children.  :cry:
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Min on March 24, 2007, 03:02:55 PM
What's so poor about them? They've known about this test all week.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 24, 2007, 03:20:14 PM
What's so poor about them? They've known about this test all week.

You got them all excited by thinking the test would be put off, and now your going back to school and crushing their dreams.  :-(
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Min on March 24, 2007, 03:23:10 PM
They shouldn't assume that I'll be out on Monday just because I was out on Friday.  I feel no sympathy for them.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 24, 2007, 03:41:12 PM
They shouldn't assume that I'll be out on Monday just because I was out on Friday.  I feel no sympathy for them.

This is an algebra class, logic doesn't apply here.  :wink:
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Min on March 24, 2007, 06:55:18 PM
The 3.8 MILLION links in this google search disagree. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=logic+in+algebra&btnG=Google+Search)

Think, think, think, type, think some more, delete, think, think, retype, think, think, press send.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Nosferatu on March 24, 2007, 07:17:57 PM
Win = TRUE

Mmm, boolean!
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 24, 2007, 10:09:13 PM
The 3.8 MILLION links in this google search disagree. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=logic+in+algebra&btnG=Google+Search)

Think, think, think, type, think some more, delete, think, think, retype, think, think, press send.

I think you missed the inherent sarcasm, hence the winking face.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: 12AX7 on March 24, 2007, 11:30:31 PM
lol..  "WinKing".  That's after Vista.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 26, 2007, 12:01:04 PM
I think you missed the inherent sarcasm, hence the winking face.

Evonus, you are not a logical thinker. You just are not. Face up to it. Own it.

Either that, or you don't know what "hence" means, which would reflect poorly on you, as well.

We need another trial.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 26, 2007, 01:06:18 PM
Fuck logic, I'm late for church.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 26, 2007, 01:43:40 PM
On Monday?

Actually, that's not a bad idea.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 26, 2007, 03:42:13 PM
On Monday?

Actually, that's not a bad idea.

I'm REALLY late.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: 12AX7 on March 26, 2007, 03:48:36 PM
Or REALLY early for next week?
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: ivan on March 26, 2007, 04:06:10 PM
I thought it was some obscure sect with an 8-day Creation model.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 26, 2007, 04:08:52 PM
8 days.  What a lame God.  Mine did it in the blink of a noodly appendage.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: 12AX7 on March 26, 2007, 04:48:38 PM
Mine's supposedly still workin' on it...
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 26, 2007, 05:07:14 PM
Mine's got a demolition squad on the way.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 26, 2007, 06:24:23 PM
Evonus, you are not a logical thinker. You just are not. Face up to it. Own it.

Everyone I have ever met that is not on this forum in real life or other forums alike says the exact opposite. With the weight of popular opinion behind me I'm going to say you're wrong.

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Either that, or you don't know what "hence" means, which would reflect poorly on you, as well.

I do know what it means, I have for a long time, and it's part of my normal vocab. Do I need to get a dictionary on your ass?

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We need another trial.


I am not a crook!  8-)
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 26, 2007, 06:27:40 PM
I am not a crook!  8-)

Ford ain't around this time, bud.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: RelandR on March 26, 2007, 06:38:04 PM
I do know what it means, I have for a long time, and it's part of my normal vocab....

Inherently so ?
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Evonus on March 26, 2007, 07:00:45 PM
Ford ain't around this time, bud.

Stooges like Ford are easy to find.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: RelandR on March 26, 2007, 07:29:51 PM
Stooges like Ford are easy to find.
One of these would be easy to locate perhaps. Which one is like Ford ? (just curious)
Moe Howard
Real Name: Harry Moses Horwitz
Born: 1897-06-19
Died: 1975-05-04
Stooge years: 1922, 1926, 1929-1975
Larry Fine
Real Name: Louis Feinberg
Born: 1902-10-05
Died: 1975-01-24
Stooge years: 1925-1926, 1929-1975
Curly Howard
Real Name: Jerome Lester Horwitz
Born: 1903-10-22
Died: 1952-01-18
Stooge years: 1932-1946
Shemp Howard
Real Name: Samuel Horwitz
Born: 1895-03-04
Died: 1955-11-22
Stooge years: 1922-1925, 1929-1932, 1947-1955
Ted Healy
Real Name: Clarence Nash
Born: 1896-10-01
Died: 1937-12-21
Stooge Years: 1922-1925, 1929-1934
Joe Palma
Born: 1905-03-17
Died: 1994-08-15
Stooge Year: 1956 (Body double for Shemp)
Joe Besser
Born: 1907-08-12
Died: 1988-03-01
Stooge years: 1956-1957
Curly-Joe DeRita
Real Name: Joseph Wardell
Born: 1909-07-12
Died: 1993-07-03
Stooge years: 1958-1975
Emil Sitka
Born: 1914-12-22
Died: 1998-01-16
Stooge year: (1975)
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Agent_Tachyon on March 26, 2007, 07:40:53 PM
Sam Raimi has an unlimited supply of fake Shemps.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: pbsaurus on March 26, 2007, 07:46:45 PM
Iggy and the Stooges are touring and I'm probably going to one of the dates next month.
Title: Re: Ivan
Post by: Demosthenes on March 26, 2007, 08:00:58 PM
Iggy and the Stooges are touring and I'm probably going to one of the dates next month.

No shit.  That'd be a good show to see.  I wonder if they're coming around here?

EDIT:

Nope.  The nearest venue to me is Chicago.   :x