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You just have to press spacebar to accses a really random video and then you tell them that you are over 17...

Really cool game though.

*me is tempted to by it*

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Anarchy / I need a caption for my new sig
« on: May 05, 2006, 02:44:39 PM »
Hug me

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / What are you listening to?
« on: April 30, 2006, 04:05:08 PM »
Black Sabbath - The wizard

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Anarchy / Cultural differences explained.
« on: April 29, 2006, 03:56:48 PM »
Aussies:   Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when
           abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits:     Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Aussies:   Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits:     Believe that you should look out for those people who belong
           to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of
           themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

Aussies:   Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to
           the point of blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be
           bothered to sing them.
Brits:     Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform
           the anthem.

Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits:     Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies:   Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches,
           to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and
           basketball.
Brits:     Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey,
           hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies:   Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in
           every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits:     Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies:   Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say
           in an attempt to get laid.

Brits:     Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an
           island.
Aussies:   Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an
           island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor
           in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor
           in a backwards country.

Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits:     Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies:   Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits:     Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure
           are inherited things.
Aussies:   Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

me find funny...

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Political Opinions / Governments game
« on: April 29, 2006, 04:39:03 AM »
Yes it was a joke, dont worry...

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Anarchy / Maybe a little of the point...
« on: April 29, 2006, 04:32:28 AM »
Right i see, Thanks for replying to that - was just interested  :P

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Anarchy / Pigs can fly?!
« on: April 28, 2006, 06:07:16 PM »
What do you think you are going to gain by finding out what IQ we all have anyway - if anyone were to bother...

And what is with the pigs can fly subject, for an IQ test?

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Anarchy / Levy - Please read
« on: April 28, 2006, 05:59:02 PM »
Thank you Judge for your words of wisdom they will come in handy for the futre... And yes i am fairly new to the whole concept of forums as i have only just finshed uni, and as of now have a lot of time on my hands! - and thank you judge for picking up on the point that i may not know what a dead thread is... I didnt, but now i do so it will not happen again.

And thank you Dark Shade, for your kindness and trust, i shall not cross your it again.

Well apologies and ares-kissing aside, lol I shall make my way on into the forum and start afresh...

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Dual Boot OS
« on: April 28, 2006, 05:41:51 PM »
I agree with Mr_J_ .

Unbuntu is really user friendly, i used it for a while until my geekyness beard needed to be stroked a little harder.  :)

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New Geeks on the Block / Hi! I'm new.
« on: April 28, 2006, 05:34:29 PM »
yes welcome dont start off like i did...

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Anarchy / Maybe a little of the point...
« on: April 28, 2006, 05:14:27 PM »
Hi everyone,

Now as you will know when i tell you, I am English.

And the vast majority of you on here are American/Canadian (sorry to generaize if that annoys you lot) But i do hve a friend that lives in Texas and I was speaking to him about the foot n' mouth thing a while back...

Now this i'm sure will not apply to all of you (or maybe if american broadcasting is nationalistic it may) but my friend was saying that he did not realise that England was compleatly shut down to any kind of in-port (especially not livestock for obvious reasons) and that the country was burning millions of cows and sheep in the fields... toatal mayhem...

He at first thourght that i was joking - but as i am sure that you will all know i am not... (or maybe you dont)

Is american broadcasting that poor at bringing you worldwide news? - Or is it that my friend is a lazy fucker and couldnt be arsed to watch the news?

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Political Opinions / Governments game
« on: April 28, 2006, 04:46:38 PM »
Quote from: TerrorDronze
why don't we just goad a dragon into entering their zone?


Are dragons bullet proof?

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Quote from: Detta
I downloaded the ftp thing and it said that it would only work with the older version of firefox.  What is up with that?  Everytime I try to get something I want, they say my version is too new.  My tabs won't work the way I want, no ftp, what's the point?


I too had the problem a while ago, but it it is really a very simple explanation, all that Fx forgot about was to add the extensions to their newer versions as they went along, so if you have downloaded the latest version of firefox you cant install extensions that were originally made for the older ones... (unless you have been a regular updater of Fx extensions all the way through) Yes very annoying, but also very true.

I am sure if you were to contact the Fx team they would show you a way around it but that is the problem. Or if you really wanted to you could just re-install an older version of Fx and then get the FTP you want,  then re-install the latest one again - But me would try contacting Fx before you go to that measure.

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Political Opinions / Danny Boy
« on: April 27, 2006, 08:21:48 AM »
Quote from: Detta
Oh yeah, it's resolved.  He was pardoned by the Governor.  He's got a new job that's relocating him to Richmond from DC, I think.  Fresh start I suppose.  Just not in my house.


I dont blame you, I mean yes, everyone deserves a second chance, but I too had a bad experiance with the whole second chance thing, and i guess some peeps really like their original way of living instead off having to change for others.

And i would definatly not allow a stranger into my house, who had a record, the guy i let stay had known me for 5 years, so yes, wise call.

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Anarchy / THIS IS NOT A TECH SUPPORT FORUM!!!
« on: April 27, 2006, 08:14:42 AM »
Quote from: xolik
Quote from: joonz
pardon me for living.  I am new here and was looking for help, obviously wrongfully assuming I could find it here.  I suppose you fell out of your mother knowing everything.  It must be great to be you.  I will go look for help elsewhere and maybe you should try getting laid, it might lighten you up a little.  Hugs and Kisses


And now, a few kind, level-headed words from kindly Uncle xolik. Now, joonz, please don't take this the wrong way.

Shitass, Goddam, tit-ass, piss-ass Goddam, ass-hole bastard, piece of shit, dick, son-of-a-bitch God forsaken filthy measly-assed piece of fucking shit Goddam horses ass. You're not worth shit. You're a no good, no account, God forsaken piss-assed little bastard. Get your ass in there and lean over that Goddam bed, you're going to get a pounding.

Bitch. Fucker. Prick, Fucker, Prick, Goddam fucker, Goddam prick, asshole, prick, prick, fucker, fucker, fucker, fucker, fuck you, you Goddam fucking piece of garbage. Go to hell. Fuck you. Go to hell. Prick. Fucker. GODDAMN YOU, you fucker. You worthless piece of shit. Goddam you, you worthless piece of shit of Goddam fucking shit. Fuck you. Go straight fucking to hell you Goddam fucking son-of-a-bitch. God Damn You! God Damn You!!! God Damn You!!! You Goddam asshole son-of-a- bitch. God Damn You! How dare you, you asshole bastard prick turd. You turd. You lying, mother fucking stinking piece of fucking shit. Fuck you, you lying sack of shit, you. Get the fuck out of my face. Go to hell. I hate you, you bastard. I hate you, you asshole.

You Goddam prick asshole bastard, dick, piece of fucking rank stinking fucking garbage that's as full of shit as anyone could ever be. Get the hell out of here, you fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Go to fucking hell you bastard. Piss- ass. Horses ass. Goddam fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. Fucker. FUCKER! FUCKER! FUCKER! Asshole. You bastard. You sick Goddam son-of-a- bitch. You worthless little bastard. You Goddam asshole prick bastard. God Damn It!! God Damn YOU!!! GOD DAMN YOU!!! Fuck you, you bastard. You're going to hell. You little Tit-ass. Shit-ass. Fucker Tit-ass. You little Shitass. Piss-ass little bastard. You Goddam little bastard, I'm going to teach you. Get the hell up there. Why did you do this to me? Say!! What's the big idea?

I'm not going to put up with your sissified wimpy asshole ways. Shut up. God damn it. God damn it. God damn it. I'm not going to tell you again. What's the big idea making all of that Goddam racket? Say! Didn't I tell you to not make a fucking sound? You think you're so Goddam smart thinking for yourself, when I told you what the fuck I wanted.  You bastard. You bitch. Fuck you. Fuck you, God damn it. I'm going to beat the hell out of you; I warned you and now you're going to catch it. Where do you think you're going. Get the fuck back over here you son-of-a-bitch and take your beating like a man. Fucking asshole bastard son-of-a-bitch chicken shit piece of crap, no good little bastard. What the hell do you think you're doing, for Christ's sake? I'm not going to put up with you, do you understand me? Do you?

I won't tolerate this bullshit. God Damn you!! I'll beat the living shit out of you. Watch it. I'm warning you. I warned you what I'd do. It's your own God Damn fault. I warned you, for Christ's sake. I'll beat you until you can't stand up or sit down. God damn son-of-a-bitch, asshole.  You little prick. How do you like that? Does that hurt, does it? Goddam it, does it hurt? It better hurt. If it doesn't I'll make sure it hurts. Are you fucking crazy? Are you crazy? You must be insane. Jesus Christ, how many Goddam times am I going to have to beat you? When are you going to learn? You no account little bastard. In the old testament they used to take kids like you out and stone them to death. That's what you deserve. You ought to be taken out and stoned.

At least parents in that time had some Goddam solution to a problem like you. That's what would cure you. You've been nothing but Goddam grief to your mother and since the fucking day you were born. I wish you were dead. I hate you. Jesus Christ, I hate you. I can't stand you. I can't stand the sight of you.  You hot blooded little bastard. Horse piss, bullshit, balderdash, crap, lying bastard, son of belial, reprobate. ballamite, Goddam Horses Ass! What the hell do you think you're doing?

You son-of-a-bitch. Hey you bitch, got any good words for me? You better say something or I'm going to kick the living shit out of you. What the hell good are you? Say, what the hell good are you? What the hell is on your Goddam mind? Speak the hell up. I'll slap the living shit out of you until you fucking can't see straight. You pussy whipped little bastard. You horse manure. Fuck you. Go to hell. You're going to hell. Go to hell. Shitass. Bastard. Bitch. Horses ass. God damn chicken shit bastard son-of-a-bitch little fucker, get the fuck out of my sight. You little chicken shit. You piece of garbage. You're God damn worthless. You'll never amount to a God damn thing. You're a loser and always will be. You go along fine for a while and then you do something like this to fuck it all up.

You little asshole. You'll never amount to anything. You're a God damn loser. You'll end up in jail you God damn deadbeat. Shut your big dumb ape mouth, you look like some kind of fucking idiot with your big Goddam dumb mouth hanging open. I'll beat that foolishness out of you. Look at that foolishness leaving him, I can see it with every hit of this Goddam mattock. It does my heart good to hear those screams and see that foolishness leaving. I'm not going to put up with this kind of bullshit. You're going to get a beating. Lean over there Goddam it. You think I'm going to put up with you?

You think I don't know how to deal with the likes of you, you God forsaken little bastard? We know how to deal with asshole kids like you. I'll beat you. I'll beat you like the Bible says to beat you and you won't die. Dammit bitch, you know the Bible says that if you beat your child they won't die, so shut your Goddam mouth or I'll slap you. Do you want me to beat you fat ass? You Goddam hussy. You fat Goddam hussy. I'm not going to put up with your Goddam sassy mouth talking back to me or telling me what to do, you fucking bitch.

I'm telling you; Goddam it; I'm warning you, I'm going to slap the hell of out of you; you're going to catch it if you don't shut your Goddam God forsaken mouth and back off. I'm not going to tell you again. The next time I'm going to turn my Goddam attention to you and you're going to be sorry. I'll cuff you around and give you a Goddam beating.

Hugs and Kisses.







HOLY SHIT.... YOU REALLY NEED TO GET A HOBBY, A JOB, MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT, ANYTHING, PLEASE SPARE YOURSELF...

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / The Franken-Computer
« on: April 27, 2006, 08:05:58 AM »
Quote from: Dark Shade
It's being tested for strength and accuracy as we speak, but nothing's been set in stone yet.


Please show mercy dark shade, i will be good. Didnt realise it ticked you guy off so much...

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Anarchy / Flash Chat has Arrived
« on: April 27, 2006, 08:01:19 AM »
Quote from: Detta
Not having access is for pussies.


Me don't understand  :?

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Quote from: BizB
Quote from: Levy
hehe, very funny... but i am not sure exactly what point you are trying to make with this comment? and in the above message, it said bans, not bangs?
 You use "?" twice in your comment, yet you fail to ask an actual question.  Why is that?


Is it against the law???????????

I can use them as much as i like??????????????

I am not doing an english exam??????????????

I like the shape of them as well??????????

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / The Franken-Computer
« on: April 25, 2006, 05:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes
I want the name and IP address of the one that didn't.  STAT.


Why?

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New Geeks on the Block / Hi from the UK
« on: April 25, 2006, 04:45:32 AM »
Hello everybody, i am here mainly because I have nothing better to do on afternoons.... - no offense intended, but I feel I will enjoy my stay.

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Quote from: Crystalmonkey
Quote from: catwritr
*bangs dcrog*

:P


Woah! Isn't that a little drastic? All Dc wanted was COMPUTER help... is that the slang you kids use today?

"Yeah, mom, Billy asked me if I could help fix his computer."

"Alright dear, just make sure if he asks to check your plumbing to come straight home."

"Mom you are so last century..."


hehe, very funny... but i am not sure exactly what point you are trying to make with this comment? and in the above message, it said bans, not bangs?

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