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« on: March 18, 2005, 02:55:03 PM »

or not. (howszat?)
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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2005, 02:56:46 PM »

*bump*
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2005, 02:58:18 PM »

Ahem. Maybe you should suggest the defendant...
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2005, 02:59:08 PM »

We will now hear the case of The Geekery vs. Tedneedles.

Needles is accused of one count of thread necromancy.  Representing the prosecution is Reimero.

Needles will be defending himself but reserves the right to bring in co-council at a later date.
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2005, 02:59:20 PM »

good god this thread is minutes old!
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2005, 03:00:48 PM »

i think rameirios should have the choice to select the prostitution but isn't he really the plaintiff?
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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2005, 03:03:09 PM »

Yeah ok.
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2005, 03:12:39 PM »

i'm thinking of selecting nin &   # 273;a& #27 3;  as my council as i think masturbating janet reno may be too much yall to chew on.
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2005, 03:12:43 PM »

Wait... am I a plaintain or the prostitution?
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« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2005, 03:15:07 PM »

i decline to comment to  you directly on advice of council.

wait. i just did. well fuck.
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2005, 03:17:28 PM »

Who is the Judge here?
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2005, 03:18:12 PM »

Can I announce my guilt at this stage, or should I wait
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« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2005, 03:18:44 PM »

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Wait... am I a plaintain or the prostitution?

Heh.  It's up to you.  Do you want to try the case yourself or choose someone else to do it?
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« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2005, 03:19:39 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2005, 03:21:15 PM »

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Wait... am I a plaintain or the prostitution?

Heh.  It's up to you.  Do you want to try the case yourself or choose someone else to do it?


I'll step up to the plate, but not till the Judge arrives.
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2005, 03:25:18 PM »

Sweet.
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2005, 03:28:59 PM »

i hope this ain't going to be another kangaroo court like last time!
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« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2005, 03:36:44 PM »

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« Reply #18 on: March 18, 2005, 04:40:05 PM »

YAY! Comedy gold strikes again!

/me heads to teh prim3 seats in teh penis gallery.
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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2005, 05:05:59 PM »

I object!
As non-prosecutor, I move we raise Needles's charges here now in the pretrial hearings. 5 counts of thread necromancy!
Where's our jury? Where's the voir dare?! WHERE IS EVERYTHING WE NEED?!?!?!?!?!
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« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2005, 05:35:24 PM »

You can't prove 5 counts.  This is an outrage!
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« Reply #21 on: March 19, 2005, 11:10:20 AM »

I'll be on the jury... is it wrong to make evil faces at needles so that he thinks we will vote him guilt?
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« Reply #22 on: March 19, 2005, 12:38:13 PM »

Objection Noone-in-Particular! We did not question this jurist sufficiently! This is like some Buzz Bunny extreme **** right here!
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« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2005, 12:12:16 AM »

That is a fun movie B
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« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2005, 05:52:16 PM »

WE SHOULD TRY YOU ON OVER-USE OF THE CAPS, BI-BOY
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