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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What game are you playing lately?
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Connect Four. By myself.
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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: What game are you playing lately?« on: April 19, 2017, 09:55:39 PM »
Connect Four. By myself.
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Anarchy / I'm an Addict.« on: October 13, 2015, 10:56:48 PM »
I've had many vices through the years. Drugs, tobacco, alcohol, tobacco, money, guns, porn, tobacco. I still drink and take pills. I've found myself lately enjoying what most simple people call beef jerky. I call it the the "nectar of cows" or something like that. Oh yeah. The goodness of chewing a cow. I'm not just enjoying jerky, but enjoying it a little too much if you know what I mean. I have even thought about finding some way of injecting it directly into my bloodstream. I'm smarter than that though. If I did that, it would ruin the whole chewing and flavor experience.
I should also point out I have been sampling all kinds of jerky. Different sizes, colors, flavors, and textures. I'm not hooked on the stuff you find at the local 7-11. I have better taste than that. I paid nine dollars ($9.00) to have my latest score of beef show up on my door step. That is a lot of money for somebody who makes seven fifty ($7.50) an hour, but it works to my advantage because the place that I bought it from is a 1.5 - 2 hr drive for me. That is the equivalent to a 3 - 4 hour round trip. Since time is worth seven fifty ($7.50) an hour, any trip requiring more than 72 minutes makes it worth the nine dollar ($9.00) delivery charge. Is there an easy and inexpensive way to kick the jerky habit? If there is a pill, is it one that can be taken with alcohol and other pills with no effect or possibly one that enhances the effect of alcohol and other pills? TIA 3
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: February 26, 2011, 12:49:18 AM »
I'd hit it!
Hey! She's a pretty hot chick! I'd hit it! I'm sure she deserves it. 4
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: February 26, 2011, 12:35:38 AM »
Dirty Whore!
I pay you the big bucks To do what I want Dirty whore! I don't pay you for that! Sorry. Trying to out-do Nasty Bitch. Again. 5
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: February 26, 2011, 12:33:25 AM »
The twins hate me
I'm a father now The ol' lady's two grew fast The twins hate me So do the kids 6
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: February 26, 2011, 12:30:40 AM »
Now about Armandos...
You are a sorry asshole A dickhead among saints Now about Armandos... Write some, bitch! 7
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: February 26, 2011, 12:29:04 AM »
Now about drinking...
I'm an excellent asshole The dickhead of saints Now about drinking... I'm only having a couple of glasses of wine each night. 8
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: February 26, 2011, 12:23:04 AM »
I think I did it
I gave it a shot It was rough at first I think I did it Haven't smoke a cigarette in over six months 9
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: February 26, 2011, 12:20:43 AM »
Oh no! I dropped it!
I grabbed that little thing I squeezed it hard Oh no! I dropped it! Good thing it is attached to me. 10
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 27, 2010, 04:42:20 PM »
I'm a Sensitive Guy
I may sound harsh I may sound rude I'm a sensitive guy My eyes tear up when I see dead animals in on the road 11
Writer's Block / Re: "The Lullaby Curse" discussion thread« on: August 27, 2010, 04:30:36 PM »
Kill the Characters
Didn't read the Lullaby Curse Don't even care Kill the characters That's what you fuckers did with my stories. You killed all of my characters with shotgun-toting polar bears. Why should others get a break? 12
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 27, 2010, 04:22:44 PM »
I Have a Penis
Here we go again "I want, I need" I have a penis I'm not supposed to be in the kitchen 13
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 27, 2010, 02:30:11 PM »
Is Been Over Three Days
It has been pretty rough Even so, I'll make it Is been over three days Fucking kids aren't even here and are already fucking up the flow of my life 14
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 25, 2010, 07:13:00 PM »
Been Over 36 Hours
I was cutting back But somehow I quit Been over 36 hours When the withdraws are gone I'll probably get hit by a bus or something 15
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 20, 2010, 09:39:20 PM »
$875?
I had it once Now it is gone $875? Somebody actually wants $875 for armandos.org? 16
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 20, 2010, 09:34:51 PM »
Licking My Wounds
I'm an average guy I need to feel love Licking my wounds I hope I don't break my back in the process 17
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 20, 2010, 02:44:17 PM »
I got it now
All of that Just to know I've got it now Why didn't you just say that from the beginning? 18
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 20, 2010, 02:35:49 PM »
I Give Up
Scratching my head Racking my brain I give up What does LOL mean? 19
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 20, 2010, 02:07:20 PM »
I don't have Logs
I've looked everywhere Even under the sofa I don't have logs It is too hot here to use the fireplace 21
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 20, 2010, 06:18:52 AM »
Preggo Porn Won't Either
If preggo sex Doesn't work Preggo porn won't either I'm not touching it with a nine inch stick 22
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 19, 2010, 06:19:28 PM »
Flexing the Muscle
I have two kids on the way And I'm the man of the house Flexing the muscle Pregnant chicks just don't do it for me 23
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 19, 2010, 08:47:15 AM »
You're Not Going to Spank Me?
I was in the wrong I deserve to be punished You're not going to spank me? Give me my money back! 24
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 18, 2010, 07:39:02 PM »
I'm Not Serious
I was once serious A long time ago I'm not Serious I'm too old to be Serious these days 25
Writer's Block / Re: Is There not an Armando Thread?« on: August 18, 2010, 05:49:20 PM »
Some have never been seen, except by PB maybe.
A sad attempt at topping Nasty Bitch. I failed. Was it Wrong of Me to Put it There? I thought our love Was the the stongest there was Was it wrong of me to put it there? If so, our love isn't as strong as I thought Chew Toys on the Bed The puppy wants up To be with me Chew toys on the bed Perhaps I should share them You Were Good Hot, lusty passion I'm so satisfied You were good Go make me a sandwich Shaved The soft touch of love I will be missing it for a while Shaved Why did you do that to my sheep? Pigsty This place is a mess So much to clean Pigsty Fuck it. I'll take a nap. Don't Touch Me There! Do you know what you're doing? You charge a bit much Don't touch me there! What kind of hairstylist are you? Sugar Daddy Spending the dough Showing the love Sugar daddy I need to get me one of those Blue Balls Such a strange feeling A new one for me Blue balls A can of spray paint goes a long way Skank Where are you going? Dressed like that? Skank Be careful tonight, Mom. |