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« on: July 12, 2004, 04:19:37 PM »
Paintballs, that is.  I've managed to get my g/f into the sport, just need to get her onto the field.  Check the image gallery for pix.
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« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2004, 04:33:14 PM »
Rawr, Paintball is good, but I'm starting to get interested in some airsoft action.  The guns are pretty nice and it isnt so messy...and not as expensive as paint.

I love how I'm a passivist paintballer/gamer... not gonna kill anyone in real life, but I'll sure as hell pretend.
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2004, 10:24:07 PM »
same here....  except that last fire was a little too pretend, wouldn't you say?
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2004, 04:27:02 AM »
I love paintball but where I'm from the rednecks freeze their paintballs, and it's been my experience in more than one way that frozen balls never equal good times.
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2004, 06:31:08 AM »
I play once a year. My G/F would never dare try. She was traumatized by the bruises I had when I got back home.  Especially the one that was an inch away from the family jewels.
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2004, 06:55:33 AM »
That reminds me of the story of the Priest with one Ball

I don't remember any of it but he ended up with one ball and it was pretty fucking funny.
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2004, 06:57:59 AM »
Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!



I don't get it
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2004, 07:06:35 AM »
"I don't remember how it ends but your mothers a whore"
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2004, 07:08:14 AM »
Oooooh I get it!
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2004, 07:10:41 AM »
:::puts face in hands and cries at having to explain another oblique joke::::
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2004, 07:34:46 AM »
Hehe... My GF loves playing. We're going out to play in two weeks with some people from work.

She's even talking about getting her own gun for next summer.
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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2004, 10:30:26 AM »
I wish I knew people who played. The one time I played was a blast, even if I didn't hit anything...
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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2004, 11:14:57 AM »
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I wish I knew people who played. The one time I played was a blast, even if I didn't hit anything...


The secret is to pull the trigger. ;-)
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2004, 09:47:34 AM »
wierdness..... i checked the pic, and if you look close..... you can see through my g/f's head.... no joke...
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2004, 01:03:48 PM »
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I wish I knew people who played. The one time I played was a blast, even if I didn't hit anything...


The secret is to pull the trigger. ;-)
Allow me to restate: I didn't manage to hit any of my opponents. I hit plenty of trees/bushes/fenceposts/walls/dirt/leaves/myself/crap other than what I aimed at...

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