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Author Topic: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame  (Read 9582 times)

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Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« on: July 31, 2007, 02:16:30 PM »

Like the HECTAR HECTAR thread, only not so nice.

You know you shouldn't discriminate it not there faults they suck, it's there parents.
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2007, 02:19:11 PM »

what up people, just sayin hi.   :)

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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2007, 02:55:32 PM »

If this is a large 'success', I'll sticky it!  :-D
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2007, 04:11:07 PM »

Like the HECTAR HECTAR thread, only not so nice.

GODDAMMIT BizB!!!  You beat me to it by mere minutes.   :x

Check out the Simpson's thread for my little grammar lesson (there's even a good reference to you in it).

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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 05:16:14 PM »

Topic: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame

Should this be hall or wall of shame.  I couldn't find a definition to suit a gall of fame.

Sorry but I couldn't resist.  Especially with this being the topic.
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Old enough to know better.
Apparently not wise enough.

And who says with age come's wisdom?

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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 05:38:12 PM »

Should this be hall or wall of shame.  I couldn't find a definition to suit a gall of fame.

Sorry but I couldn't resist.  Especially with this being the topic.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=gall
I thought effrontery fit quite well.

effrontery:
1.   shameless or impudent boldness; barefaced audacity: She had the effrontery to ask for two free samples.
2.   an act or instance of this.
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2007, 08:44:01 PM »

I don't really hate kids there just annoying.

I know I was a kid, and I was a horrible little brat.

Umm I don't cry(anymore), I cook, and I fix the computers in my house.

Made even worse by the fact that it was posted after my grammar lesson...I even used examples and everything!
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 10:23:45 PM »

Or maybe they don't want people who don't where stuff is to be there.

I didn't edit it, I promise.
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2007, 03:52:47 PM »

Damnit, I was gonna post that  :cry:
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 12:12:59 PM »

lol And yet they let there children watch the news which talks about people getting shot, killed, and or raped 90% of the time.

What is the world coming to that people are getting shot, killed, and or raped 90% of the time and only have 10% of their time to themselves?
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2007, 12:17:31 PM »

No wonder I'm not getting anything done! And here I thought it was my AOADD!
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2007, 01:04:01 PM »

well i think ill keep posting the way i have and if the admins dont like it they can boot me from the forum but untill then i dont think ill change just to make you happy
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2007, 01:40:14 PM »

No wonder I'm not getting anything done! And here I thought it was my AOADD!


Good thing you don't have AOLADD.

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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2007, 01:43:53 PM »

That would be embarrassing.
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2007, 02:19:35 AM »

Good thing you don't have AOLADD.

Is that like AOLAIDS? (A bit redundant... they should fix that...)
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 12:32:02 PM »

Or maybe they don't want people who don't where stuff is to be there.
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2007, 01:53:33 PM »

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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2007, 10:19:41 AM »

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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2007, 03:45:00 AM »

Yo wizzet b vanilla face. i be the vicrum bank the boy who acts like a skank, i touch ppl in places 99.99999999% of ppl would consider WRANK!!!!


I just wanted to save a little piece of this guy's posts before they are all deleted. Or before he "puts a cap in our asses."
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2007, 02:02:36 PM »

*holds up his hand* I got a headache... does that counted as disgruntled?

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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2007, 11:54:36 PM »

Crap... I knew I was going to show up here sooner or later. :cry: Well, I guess its time I find a better Spell Check. Maybe get a plug-in thats a bit better then the stock stuff that Mozilla comes with. *shrugs* Or reread them like 3 times over... yeah, that could help.
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2007, 04:28:33 AM »

I motion to have this moved to the sticky section of the forum.
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2007, 07:36:59 AM »

Crap... I knew I was going to show up here sooner or later. :cry: Well, I guess its time I find a better Spell Check. Maybe get a plug-in thats a bit better then the stock stuff that Mozilla comes with. *shrugs* Or reread them like 3 times over... yeah, that could help.
My process for making a comment goes like this.

1) Click reply
2) Type comment
C) Read comment
IV) Make changes
V) Re-read comment
F) Re-read the comment to which I'm replying and make sure that I didn't misunderstand anything said
7) Preview the comment to make sure it's pretty on screen
Ocho) Call pbsaurus and read the comment to him so that I don't have to read it to him later when I'm doing my community service requirement by helping the illiterate
Then, and only then, if I still believe that the comment is funny or relevant or thought inspiring...
9) Click Post
10) Pat self on back


Maybe you should adopt that methodology.
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2007, 11:47:51 AM »

I don't think I'll be calling any one, but yes, it sounds efficient in keeping myself from being a fool. I prefer to read it aloud though, grammatical errors are easier for me to understand when spoken. Barbaric, yes, I know.  8-)
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Re: Geekery Grammar Gall of Shame
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2007, 12:17:25 PM »

I motion to have this moved to the sticky section of the forum.

'kay :)
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