The first email:

Subject: mp3 de guns n roses
mario andres (mariox_andrexvisox.@hotmail.com)
Name: mario andres
Email: mariox_andrexvisox.@hotmail.com
Subject: mp3 de guns n roses
Message: hi im mario and i need with urgency the mp3 of guns n roses , thanks

The first reply:
Greetings, mario andres!
There seems to have been an error while processing your request to the mp3 server! The requested file, "mp3 de guns n roses" could not be found in the database and has made the server take a terrible tumble because of this fatal error. Our highly trained team of Skajaquda are currently probing through the wreckage for the black box so we can go through the logs and see just what went wrong. The possible reasons for this fatal error are as follows:

1. You did not enter in a valid song title.
2. You did not enter in a valid album title.
3. You did not enter any data at all.
4. The data that you did enter may have been wrong \(IE: your street address, date of birth, or social security number\)

If you wish to try again, do so at a later time when we might get the server back up and running from it's terrible demise. Until then, thank you for your request for the disposal of our insanely priced bandwidth, it is greatly appreciated and we take pride in what we do!

Once again we'd like to tha[An error occurred while processing this directive! Contact the head Skajaquda for further details and instructions!]

We hope this does not cause too much of an inconvenience, thank you for being patient in these dark hours!

Regards,
The Skajaquda Team Leader, Loxly.
_____________________________________________________________________
This message has been sent to you using the Stupid Server Error 5.0 program. For more information on this and other great products, point your browser to www.aol.com