Topic: Hard Ass Talk Maker 2000 (Read 3021 times)

Anonymous · « **on:** January 31, 2003, 08:42:30 PM »

The first email:

Name: -DISCLAIMER-
Email: blu_beret@theteebox.com
Subject: dead website!
Message: hey hu r u callin stupid huh?! u or me?!! u have the most LAMEST website ever!u luv junk? here's a pile of 'em! hey shit face! listen up! u guyz had better roll up yer carpet n get the hell outta here! u ain't do any good man! in fact u r juz crammin up da search engine's list! what kind of website is this? there r dead hyperlinks evry'where!! even the deadest of all deadest website seems to be much less stupid-looking! n hey yer webpage's layout is soooo..DAMN...TYPICAL! i bet u used frontpage to invent this horrible lump of shit!!! Look! i really wished i cud type a 1000 words juz to **** u guyz, but...awwww... i ain't have a sec left for u all man! AND oh! before i forget, PLEASE OH REALLY PLEASE DO PUBLISH THIS LETTER ON YOUR WEBSITE! u luv dat dun'chya? *WINK WINK* signing off now!!

HAVE A TERRIBLE DAY AHEAD OF YOU!!!!!

He obviously didn't like the comment on the fake mp3 page that read something to the order of, "Boo hoo hoo, there are no mp3s here. The mp3s do not like you. The mp3s hide from stupid people." Well I'll give him credit for realizing what he read, that was a slick use of trickery on my part! But not quite slick enough for it! Oh, it also looks like I'll have to stop using Front Page to update this page, sorry guys

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The first reply:

Dear Madam,

I am very pleased that you have taken great disinterest in our web site! We value all replies to us, as well as good and bad. Although you did mention some rather childish, 12-year-old derogatory remarks about the content and the layout, we still appreciate your comments!

Stacy, now that you have called me and my "deadest website" stupid and all, why not critique what you have let your cat pound out for you on the keyboard? Well, basically, in a nut shell, you're writing is quite IGNORANT. I bet you used Hard Ass Talk Maker 2000 to come up with such a pile of horse doo-doo as I have just read!

Speaking of a terrible day, let me tell you what happened! Well, first the Miami Dance Machine didn't show up on time to give me lessons, and just now I can hear a pack of Power Washers heading this way to attack my outpost not too far away!

Greetings,
-Chris.

P.S., Before contacting me again, please disengage your Hard Ass Talk Maker 2000 as it is not needed here, there is no need for such hatred and foul language.
P.P.S., I'd like to know where I can download this program called "Hard Ass Talker Maker 2000" that you used to send me that wonderful message, it can really come in handy for me as I am always talking to fellow hard asses online and I am generally not a hard ass!
P.P.P.S, Before I go to fight off the swarms of power washers, why are you looking on search engines for mp3s?

HAVE A WORSTESTER DAY BEFORE YOU!!!

There still has not been any attempt to make a reply towards my corner of cyber space.

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