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Main Forums => Entertainment => Topic started by: BizB on November 10, 2014, 09:40:53 AM
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cat changed the topic to: I like my men like I like my weather. GO.
11:08:34 AM cat Destructive
11:10:14 AM cat Seasonal
11:31:23 AM cat In like a lion, out like a lamb
11:31:44 AM cat Covered by insurance
11:31:58 AM cat Different in every part of the country
1:55:22 PM BizB making puddles.
1:55:53 PM BizB blowing me hard
3:26:57 PM MFS coming fast
3:27:30 PM MFS strong enough to rip the shingles off my roof
3:27:44 PM MFS something everyone complains about
3:27:45 PM hackess Blustery.
3:27:53 PM MFS calm
3:28:14 PM MFS leading to home repairs
3:29:45 PM MFS predicted by scientists
3:29:51 PM MFS observed by satellites
3:29:59 PM hackess Brought up in polite conversation.
3:30:00 PM MFS here today, gone tomorrow
3:30:15 PM hackess All I talk about with my dad.
3:30:20 PM MFS ruining farmers financially
3:30:43 PM BizB cold at night and hot at noon
3:31:02 PM MFS able to kill thousands
3:31:26 PM BizB nearly as dangerous as religion
3:31:30 PM MFS computer modeled
3:31:54 PM BizB unpredictable beyond today
3:32:19 PM hackess Delaying sporting event
3:32:20 PM hackess s
3:32:42 PM MFS visible on doppler radar
3:32:53 PM MFS causing warning sirens to go off
3:33:18 PM hackess LOL
3:33:36 PM MFS described daily by Al Roker
3:33:40 PM BizB giving me inches and inches until I cry mercy
3:33:48 PM MFS *spittake*
3:33:52 PM hackess Making me get a shovel.
3:34:03 PM MFS ruining everything
3:34:08 PM BizB two words: ice dam
3:34:20 PM MFS flooding my basement :demo:
3:34:26 PM BizB ^
3:34:51 PM MFS causing me to purchase all new weather stripping
3:35:04 PM BizB deciding which hobby I partake in
3:35:23 PM BizB fetching me a beer from the fridge (if only)
3:35:26 PM MFS robbing me of fuel efficiency
3:35:31 PM hackess Forcing me to wear extra layers
3:35:39 PM BizB givening me shivers
3:35:48 PM MFS making things slippery
3:35:58 PM BizB *golf clap*
3:36:05 PM MFS *snicker*
3:36:20 PM MFS bringing hoar frost?
3:36:40 PM MFS HOARY
3:37:02 PM MFS causing entire species of animals to migrate
3:37:03 PM BizB shown on TVs all across America every evening... for about 7 minutes.
3:37:51 PM MFS Regarded as a sign from the gods by primitives
3:38:47 PM BizB dumping me on my ass about once every 3 years
3:39:01 PM hackess Dreary
3:39:04 PM BizB that one is too true
3:39:18 PM hackess Wet
3:39:27 PM MFS 40F
3:39:40 PM hackess so, refrigerated?
3:39:47 PM MFS sure!
3:40:29 PM BizB gripping my soul with bony fingers of ice and twisting my heart until it lay in a puddle on the ground... beating. beating.
3:40:52 PM BizB </emo>
5:38:22 PM BizB ...capable of making the leaves fall from the trees
5:49:29 PM MFS making my potatoes freeze solid
5:49:54 PM MFS causing me to want hot soup and white russians
5:51:18 PM BizB makes me want to stay in on a Saturday night
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We did good, guys. I can't wait to see what you come up with this weekend.
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I'm so glad I came across this post. I have a very good knowledge. I'm reading the information easy to understand.
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I'm so glad I came across this post. I have a very good knowledge. I'm reading the information easy to understand.
...guys? Did Pepe learn to spell?
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Hail pepe!
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10:22 < BizB> ./topic I like my women like I like my car tires. Go!
10:22 < BizB> ...since I'm not an op right now
10:23 < BizB> Mounted for a small fee.
10:23 -!- MFS changed the topic of #hn to: I like my women like I like my car
tires. GO!
10:24 <@MFS> round
10:24 <@MFS> rubbery
10:24 <@MFS> vulcanized?
10:27 <@MFS> attached to my lug nuts
10:28 <@MFS> not needing a rim job
13:03 <@BizB> with instructions printed on them
13:03 <@BizB> rated for specific speeds
13:04 <@BizB> 5 at a time with one being a midget
09:59 <@BizB> under me when I'm going fast
10:00 <@BizB> on my car
12:33 <@BizB> equally at home in snow and mud
12:34 <@BizB> 4 in use and one backup
12:36 <@BizB> Tested by NASCAR drivers
15:20 <@MFS> steel belted
15:21 <@MFS> not bald
15:21 <@MFS> hung from a tree and used as a swing?
15:48 <@BizB> discarded and birthplace of billions of mosquitoes every eyar
15:52 <@MFS> black and strong
15:55 <@BizB> burning for days once set afire
15:57 <@BizB> used to fetch me groceries
15:58 <@BizB> can be decorated with spinning shiny metal
16:07 <@BizB> ...don't wear underwear
16:07 <@BizB> ...leave neat designs behind when you roll them in the snow
16:33 <@MFS> explode when punctured
16:54 <@BizB> incapable of making Tony Stewart happy
17:34 <@BizB> important between the ages of 16 and 80
18:05 <@BizB> well balanced
18:06 <@MFS> around my waist
18:11 <@BizB> requiring a fee to dispose of
18:14 <@BizB> recycled to make shoes in 3rd world countries
18:47 <@MFS> Used to make playground equipment
18:56 <@MFS> run-flats
19:44 <@BizB> replaced every 3 years
20:26 <@MFS> better with fewer miles on them
09:40 < TameableExpert> Balding?
09:47 <@TameableExpert> In matching sets?
09:47 <@reimero> Inflated with nitrogen
09:47 <@TameableExpert> With low miles.
09:48 <@reimero> Hand-tightened with a torque wrench
09:48 <@TameableExpert> With little to no camber?
09:48 <@reimero> Tubeless
09:49 <@TameableExpert> With few burnouts.
09:49 <@TameableExpert> With excessive tread?
09:50 <@reimero> Siped
09:50 <@reimero> Manufactured by Michelin
09:50 <@reimero> With a 40,000 mile warranty
09:50 <@TameableExpert> Smooth and branded with "Hoosier"
09:52 <@reimero> Wrapped in chains
09:54 <@TameableExpert> with sidewalls intact.
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[10:39] zorgon non sequitur: HOLY SHIT http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30083969
[10:40] Shifty gourmet coffee+monitor
[10:41] zorgon damn if the probe hadn't bounced it would have been fantastic
[10:41] zorgon article also says they broke the thermometer trying to stick it into the ground
[10:41] zorgon so basically their entire notion of what the comet is made of is basically wrong
[10:41] zorgon I bet the harpoons bounced and just fired the probe back up into space
[10:41] reimero Well fuck
[10:41] zorgon it's still in freaking credible
[10:42] reimero That means the emergency plans to build space-capable nukes to avert tsunami-causing impacts were all for naught
[10:42] zorgon I bet they're thinking that
[10:44] zorgon I like my women like I like my comet nuclei: made of rubble but unexpectedly firm
[10:46] Shifty smelling like sulfur
[10:46] Shifty spewing out a trail of gas for a million miles when placed in the sun
[10:46] reimero In a vacuum
[10:47] Shifty fun to bounce probes off of
[10:47] zorgon :galm:
[10:47] reimero misunderstood by men
[10:47] zorgon packing cyanide
[10:47] reimero frigid
[10:48] Shifty containing my complex proteins, if you know what I mean
[10:48] zorgon on a parabolic orbit that might never return
[10:48] catwritr Probably housing an alien
[10:48] Shifty From the Oort Cloud.
[10:49] reimero Heralding doom and destruction
[10:49] zorgon only comes once every 76 years ... oh wait, that's Hailey, never mind you don't know her
[10:50] reimero Viewed through powerful telescopes
[10:50] zorgon occasionally with the naked eye
[10:51] catwritr will almost definitely destroy your world
[10:51] reimero Wielding a spatula
[10:56] |<-- TameableExpert has left irc.hackess.com (Quit: )
[10:58] BizB impervious to harpoons
[11:02] Shifty Travels in an ellipse
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topic: I like my men like I like my new earth creationists! Go!
BizB hung (for heresy)
BizB available at the mall
BizB easily fooled
BizB mystified by science
BizB free hugs?
MFS Rampantly ignorant!
MFS riding around in vans
BizB Has skeletons in his closet
BizB stays in on Sat night so he can get up early for church in the morning
BizB only drinks sacrament wine
BizB masturbates as much as any one of us
BizB ...even though it's a sin ;)
BizB has an @aol.com email address
BizB can't explain the tides
BizB ...or magnets
BizB left handed penis wrinkle
BizB ...thinks sex is gross
BizB superb long range planning skills
BizB tastes like purple
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topic: I like my men like I like my new earth creationists! Go!
BizB hung (for heresy)
BizB available at the mall
BizB easily fooled
BizB mystified by science
BizB free hugs?
MFS Rampantly ignorant!
MFS riding around in vans
BizB Has skeletons in his closet
BizB stays in on Sat night so he can get up early for church in the morning
BizB only drinks sacrament wine
BizB masturbates as much as any one of us
BizB ...even though it's a sin ;)
BizB has an @aol.com email address
BizB can't explain the tides
BizB ...or magnets
BizB left handed penis wrinkle
BizB ...thinks sex is gross
BizB superb long range planning skills
BizB tastes like purple
Claiming to be younger than they look?