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Author Topic: Merry May Day!  (Read 16319 times)

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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #25 on: May 03, 2007, 12:38:21 PM »

Have you ever tried explaining Quantum Physics and the theory of absolution to a jar of mayo? I did once. The result was quite messy.

Sidenote: I fucking hate hangovers.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #26 on: May 03, 2007, 12:47:17 PM »

There is an excellent pre-emptive remedy for hangovers.

I think you know what I'm getting at.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #27 on: May 03, 2007, 12:50:12 PM »

There is an excellent pre-emptive remedy for hangovers.

I think you know what I'm getting at.


Abstinence?

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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #28 on: May 03, 2007, 12:55:55 PM »

Exactly.

Works every single goddam time.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #29 on: May 03, 2007, 01:00:20 PM »

I hear that beheading also works, but I haven't tried it.

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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #30 on: May 03, 2007, 02:07:55 PM »

<emily litella>


What's this I hear about bed wetting being a cure for hangovers?
I can't believe that.
I've wet the bed several times while I was sauced up and woke up with a hang over every time.
In fact, I think that on those times where I DID wet the bed, I woke up with some of the WORST hangovers, ever.
No.
Everyone knows that hangovers are the result of
I think that the best cure for hangovers is drinking 2 glasses of water for every 12 oz of beer or every shot.
Of course, drinking that much wattttt...

Huh?
Oh.  Beheading.  That's different.

Never mind.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #31 on: May 03, 2007, 03:12:55 PM »

Kickin' SNL old-school!

(Isn't that how today's teens talk?)
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2007, 01:26:33 PM »

I just pound a warm one in the morning, and no hangovah. Huzzah!
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2007, 01:30:25 PM »

Yeah, because a hangover, by definition, is what happens after you stop drinking.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2007, 10:08:33 PM »

Ahhhh ... so that might explain why we always have a drink when we get home from the bar ... lol.

Second best cure for a hangover (after abstinance of course *nods to Ivan*) is to play a game of ice hockey, preferably with only one or two spares and the other team having a full bench.  Close third is doing a 5 km charity run.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #35 on: May 07, 2007, 10:58:30 AM »

Yes, that's how I deal with mine: sweat it out. Chase those toxins out of your body. Water + aspirin + exertion + more water -- by evening I have a clean slate to poison all over again.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #36 on: May 07, 2007, 08:21:29 PM »

Aspirin and alcohol really aren't good together.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #37 on: May 07, 2007, 11:21:28 PM »

cigarettes and drinking arent good together. aspirin goes very well with a hangover. i use the same method as bizb though, drink lots of water before i go to sleep. The hangover is usually still there, but not as bad.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2007, 10:59:59 AM »

Aspirin and alcohol really aren't good together.

Aside from an increased risk of gastrointestinal bleeding (because both alcohol and aspirin are hard on the old stomach lining), there is no evidence, or even supposition, that the two taken together are any more dangerous than either taken alone.

You are very good at spreading myths. I hope you're on our side.



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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #39 on: May 08, 2007, 01:39:05 PM »

That's it!  Evonus you should try to get a job with the Pentagon.

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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #40 on: May 08, 2007, 02:02:21 PM »

Aside from an increased risk of gastrointestinal bleeding (because both alcohol and aspirin are hard on the old stomach lining), there is no evidence, or even supposition, that the two taken together are any more dangerous than either taken alone.

You are very good at spreading myths. I hope you're on our side.

"If you combine alcohol with aspirin, you face an increased risk of gastrointestinal bleeding. And if you use alcohol and acetaminophen (Tylenol, others), you increase your risk of liver damage. In fact, the Food and Drug Administration requires all over-the-counter pain relievers and fever reducers to carry a warning label advising those who consume three or more drinks a day to consult with their doctors before using the drug."

Source: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/alcohol/SC00024

That's a source, I'm sure I could easily find more. There's also the fact that it's been in every book concerning pharmaceuticals I've ever looked at. If it's a myth, it's a well published one.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #41 on: May 08, 2007, 02:11:30 PM »

"If you combine alcohol with aspirin, you face an increased risk of gastrointestinal bleeding.

THAT'S WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU UP THERE!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, READ!!!!!

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And if you use alcohol and acetaminophen

ACETOMINOPHEN IS NOT ASPIRIN!!! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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(Tylenol, others), you increase your risk of liver damage. In fact, the Food and Drug Administration requires all over-the-counter pain relievers and fever reducers to carry a warning label advising those who consume three or more drinks a day to consult with their doctors before using the drug."

Source: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/alcohol/SC00024

That's a source, I'm sure I could easily find more. There's also the fact that it's been in every book concerning pharmaceuticals I've ever looked at. If it's a myth, it's a well published one.


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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #42 on: May 08, 2007, 02:15:42 PM »

You said it was a myth, which is a lie, so I posted a source proving to you that it is not. Nice job, not knowing what you're talking about, and then trying to weasle out of it though, I appreciate the effort.

I know acetometaphin isn't aspirin. Aspirin is Assalyic Acid, or something like that. Acetometaphin is Tylenol, it was just part of the paragraph I copied, and I forgot to cut it out.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2007, 02:21:48 PM »

Aside from an increased risk of gastrointestinal bleeding (because both alcohol and aspirin are hard on the old stomach lining), there is no evidence, or even supposition, that the two taken together are any more dangerous than either taken alone.

You are very good at spreading myths. I hope you're on our side.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #44 on: May 08, 2007, 02:33:30 PM »

You said it was a myth, which is a lie, so I posted a source proving to you that it is not. Nice job, not knowing what you're talking about, and then trying to weasle out of it though, I appreciate the effort.

I know acetometaphin isn't aspirin. Aspirin is Assalyic Acid, or something like that. Acetometaphin is Tylenol, it was just part of the paragraph I copied, and I forgot to cut it out.

Gosh, should I even adress this asshattery?

Oh, well. Why not?

The idea that taking a couple of aspirin in combination with alcohol is somehow dangerous to a healthy adult is a myth. Unless you already have gastrointestinal bleeding, or some other pre-existing condition, using aspirin to mitigate the effects of drinking will not cause any damage. Your statement that "Alcohol and aspirin really aren't good together" is misleading and false and implies that aspirin and alcohol are toxic when combined. They are not.

The caveats on OTC medications cover extreme cases. Do you know how much aspirin and alcohol you would need to consume to screw up your stomach to the point of bleeding? A lot. A lot, a lot, a lot. A whole bunch, I guess is the point I'm trying to make. Huge amounts. Vast quantities. You would need to achieve levels of consumption that would stagger your imagination.

Acetominophen is another matter. The worst that aspirin does is act as a corrosive on your stomach and intestines. Acetominophen is actually dangerous, because it affects liver function. Alcohol puts a strain on the liver, so in combination with acetominophen can actually cause liver damage. However, even so, a healthy liver will not be ruined if you pop a Tylenol and have a glass of wine.

Everything is harmful in extremes. Even water. But the idea that it's dangerous for a healthy adult to take a couple of asprin before drinking a few beers is a myth.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #45 on: May 08, 2007, 02:44:05 PM »

Yeah, I hear that dihydrogen monoxide is really dangerous...

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« Reply #46 on: May 08, 2007, 02:44:41 PM »

Gosh, should I even adress this asshattery?

Oh, well. Why not?

The idea that taking a couple of aspirin in combination with alcohol is somehow dangerous to a healthy adult is a myth. Unless you already have gastrointestinal bleeding, or some other pre-existing condition, using aspirin to mitigate the effects of drinking will not cause any damage. Your statement that "Alcohol and aspirin really aren't good together" is misleading and false and implies that aspirin and alcohol are toxic when combined. They are not.

The caveats on OTC medications cover extreme cases. Do you know how much aspirin and alcohol you would need to consume to screw up your stomach to the point of bleeding? A lot. A lot, a lot, a lot. A whole bunch, I guess is the point I'm trying to make. Huge amounts. Vast quantities. You would need to achieve levels of consumption that would stagger your imagination.

Acetominophen is another matter. The worst that aspirin does is act as a corrosive on your stomach and intestines. Acetominophen is actually dangerous, because it affects liver function. Alcohol puts a strain on the liver, so in combination with acetominophen can actually cause liver damage. However, even so, a healthy liver will not be ruined if you pop a Tylenol and have a glass of wine.

Everything is harmful in extremes. Even water. But the idea that it's dangerous for a healthy adult to take a couple of asprin before drinking a few beers is a myth.


Got a source saying the quantities or amounts of each you would have to consume, because right now it seems to me like you're just pulling it out of your ass? Since I've read articles about the synergy of Alcohol and aspirin I've been lead to believe it has a noteworthy effect, which would imply what you're saying is false, and I'm going to trust a published article over you, unless you have something to back it up.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #47 on: May 08, 2007, 02:51:32 PM »

Nope, no sources. I made it all up.

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« Reply #48 on: May 08, 2007, 03:09:31 PM »

Nope, no sources. I made it all up.



Why am I not surprised.
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Re: Merry May Day!
« Reply #49 on: May 08, 2007, 03:19:53 PM »

Why am I not surprised.

Because surprise is a function of the brain.
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