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Political Opinions / Pigs
« on: January 14, 2008, 11:46:50 AM »
Being shot and killed by a cop is a violation of your constitutional right to due process, therefore the police should not be allowed to carry lethal weapons. 
You can find buttloads of stories about cops busting into the wrong house, some of which result in exchange of fire between them and the innocent resident, and some of those result in the death of that resident.  And those are the honest mistakes.

Discuss.

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Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / 60 cycles hummin'...
« on: January 11, 2008, 10:47:12 PM »
You guys might not know this, but I am a veritable magnet for 20+ year old analog stereo gear.  Somehow the stuff just finds me.

I just picked up a 5U Soundesign receiver.  The "wooden" cabinet part has a little water damage in the bottom, but all of the metal and electronics seem perfect.  Perfect, that is, except that the left channel on A or B speakers gives nothing but a 60hz hum.  Putting the same speaker on the other right channel works fine, so I know it's not the speaker.  I also plugged something into one of the aux inputs and it still occurred, so I know it's not specific to the tuner.  I pulled it out and the only thing I can see that is common to all of the left channels is a ground wire, and I don't see any breaks, cracked solder, or anything like that. 

Anyone got any ideas?  Porcupine Tree just isn't the same in mono.

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Thanks to the mysterious god-like being who fixed my post count issue.  This may not be a strictly technological topic, but that's what you get for having something called "The Geek Forum" without a science forum!

So, a while back, I started seeing commercials for a new show on History Channel called "The Universe". 
"Nice!" I though. 
Finally it came and I have been thoroughly disappointed, probably because I am not in the target audience for the show. For example, I already understand what a black hole is.
However, one episode has reminded me of a question I have been wondering about for a while.

I know and understand that light travels extremely quickly but is not infinitely fast. It takes 8 minutes for light from The Sun to reach The Earth. The nearest star to Earth, besides the Sun, is Proxima Centauri, 4 light years away. That means that light from that star takes 4 years to reach Earth, and therefore anything that happens there will not be seen by us for 4 years. Likewise, some (most!) stars are millions of light years away, and so the light we see from those stars is millions of years old. It is quite possible that a lot of the stars we see today are no longer in existence, and we will see their novas in the far future, once the light reaches us.

This leads a lot of scientists, especially ones you see on shows like "The Universe" to describe the light from distant stars as a sort of 'time machine'. You are, in fact, see what happened loooong ago. What they also say, and this is the point of confusion for me, is that the more powerful your telescope is, the farther back into the past you can see. Many say that some day a powerful enough telescope will be able to see the Big Bang, or shortly thereafter. By the above logic, that does not seem so ridiculous.

However-

The light that hits your eye or instrument is made of photons that are either emitted or reflect by the object you are looking at, are they not? As described above, those photons move at a fast but finite speed. Further, once they are past your eye, you can't see them again unless you are farther away.
If this is true, then these scientists are saying that the Big Bang happened so far away and so long ago, that the light from it has not yet reached us. If it had, it would be too late to observe it. (Yet we have observed the Cosmic Background Radiation, which is supposedly the remnant of the Big Bang. Hmmm...)

But by most current estimates, the Universe is ~13 billion years old... so this light has been traveling for that long and if it still not reached us, it would seem to be an indication that its origin is at least 13 billion light years away. If the Universe is expanding at the speed of light or slower, relative to the point of origin (if that can even be meaningful in this context), then we should see it now and at all times (CBR perhaps?), or else never if it has already passed us by. But if the Universe is expanding faster than the speed of light (again, relatively), then the light from that period will NEVER reach Earth.

Not to mention that recent data shows that the expansion of the Universe is accelerating. All these things don't seem to add up to the message that is communicated in these popular science TV programs. I think everyone interviewed on them are incredibly intelligent people, and I'm sure they have good reasoning behind the statements that they make. They just never explain what it is, so obviously I expect laymen on the internet to be able to do so.

Go ahead and burn one if you think it will help, dude.

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Political Opinions / Right to Exist
« on: January 08, 2008, 12:08:07 PM »
So maybe I listen to too much NPR (and Jonathan Coulton's song "Todd the T1000") but I have been hearing this phrase 'right to exist' - as in 'Israel's right to exist', or the song's titular robot not recognizing a human's 'right to exist' - and it has kind of stuck out to me.

What does it mean to have a right to exist?

When we think of the natural world, individual animals and even whole species don't have a right to exist unless they are fit enough to survive. We seem to accept this. When it comes to animals that aren't fit enough to survive in a world modified by human activity, however, this concept of 'right to exist' seems to kick in for them. Perhaps that is guilt on our part, or some genetically ingrained sense of justice (we feel it is not fair that a dumb salamander has to compete with our tool-using acumen). Whatever the reason, the idea that animals only have a right to exist when it's not our fault that they don't seems to be the majority opinion.

Furthermore, what does the concept of a 'right to exist' say about things that don't exist? Are zombies and snuff films and God *rimshot* having their rights violated, by definition? If so, what is the recourse for that? If there is none, and I don't see how there could be, what does that say about the sanctity of the Right to Exist in the first place?

I will end this little diatribe with a quote from the greatest piece of televised art that has ever existed - Futurama.

Leela: "In my dream Fry said he hid a gift for me in his locker. If it's true then he must still exist in some form."

Farnsworth: "Of course he still exists: As a frozen corpse in outer space!
...
Oh, I made myself sad."

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Political Opinions / The Unstoppable Powerhouse
« on: January 04, 2008, 10:17:22 AM »
Mike Huckabee and.... Chuck Norris? 

Did I imagine this, or was Chuck Norris actually standing behind Huckabee during his speech last night?  Perhaps it was some other ruggedly handsome volunteer, I'm not sure. 

Also, at the risk of sounding tacky, shouldn't Chuck Norris be on Edwards' campaign, so he can cure his wife's cancer with his tears?

And since I have already thrown whatever class I had right out the window, Huckabee looks like Richard Nixon and Kevin Spacey's lovechild.

USA! USA!

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New Geeks on the Block / Guess What?
« on: December 20, 2007, 07:37:46 PM »
My account still works, that's what.

I have finally returned from my expedition to the farthest reaches of the Darkest Himalayan Jungles.  We discovered many fascinating places, cures for basically every world problem, and a spiritual template that would bring together all nations, colors, and cultures.  As you would expect, the rest of my party had to be cannibalized, and the Satanic Military-Industrial Complex is kind of sitting on my discoveries, so I seem to have some free time.

How's it goin'?


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New Geeks on the Block / I need some HFG and I need it now!
« on: November 26, 2002, 11:07:28 AM »
I was going to harass Hotdog4free some more, but it no longer brings me any joy.

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New Geeks on the Block / The Disappearance of HN
« on: September 17, 2002, 11:35:07 AM »
Simple server switch, or something more nefarious?  
Here's what I've come up with so far:

Muppetsoup: hey punk, did you bring down HN you little h4x0r
Hotdog4free: HN?
Muppetsoup: you h4x3d it didn't you
Hotdog4free: no
Hotdog4free: i dont know what your on about
Hotdog4free: what is it for starters
Muppetsoup: the site that you h4x0r3d you bastard
Hotdog4free: whats its adress
Muppetsoup: as if you don't know
Hotdog4free: lol
Hotdog4free: your funny
Hotdog4free: i dont know whats your on about
Hotdog4free: call the cybernanny
Hotdog4free: lol
Hotdog4free: i didnt do anything!
Muppetsoup: we'll see what the fbi has to say about it
Hotdog4free: LMAO
Hotdog4free: ok
Hotdog4free: lol
Hotdog4free: sorry this is soo funny
Muppetsoup: you won't see the humour in it from behind bars
Hotdog4free: lol
Muppetsoup: i'm sure we can tie you to al quaeda somehow
Muppetsoup: cyberterrorist
Hotdog4free: your a funny guy
Hotdog4free: what am i sposed to have done again
Muppetsoup: don't play dumb
Hotdog4free: tell me
Muppetsoup: we've been watching your activities a long time
Hotdog4free: so im a hacker right?
Muppetsoup: anything you say can be used against you in a court of law
Hotdog4free: ?
Hotdog4free: lol
Hotdog4free: you some fbi agent?
Muppetsoup: under article 42c subparagraph f of the Patriot Act of 2001 I don't have to tell you that
Hotdog4free: im a hacker?
Hotdog4free: correct
Muppetsoup: are you waiving your right to remain silent?
Hotdog4free: ?
Muppetsoup: keep it that way
Hotdog4free: what?
Muppetsoup: now are you ready to admit taking down hn or do i need to be more persuasive?
Hotdog4free: be more persuasive
Muppetsoup: i suggest you get a lawyer
Muppetsoup:  you will be needing it
Hotdog4free: will i?
Hotdog4free: why?
Muppetsoup: interfering with commerce or communication via an electronic medium is a violation of federal law
Hotdog4free: and?
Muppetsoup: refusal to cooperate will only make it tougher on you and your loved ones
Hotdog4free: what have i done mr.person i dont know
Muppetsoup: i ask the questions here, not you
Hotdog4free: ok
Hotdog4free: im going to fucking kill you
Muppetsoup: threats will get you nowhere
Hotdog4free: look behind you
Muppetsoup: please
Hotdog4free: please what
Muppetsoup: your threats of physical violence are laughable at best and pathetic at worst
Muppetsoup: and the judge will not look kindly on such actions
Hotdog4free: ok
Hotdog4free: i did it
Muppetsoup: i will need you to outline your confession in specific terms
Muppetsoup: for our records you understand
Hotdog4free: understand what
Muppetsoup: if the matter is going to be dropped, we need a written statement from you about your procedures, equipment, motive, etc...
Hotdog4free:  you aint told me what i dont yet
Hotdog4free: done*
Muppetsoup: we have already been over this son
Muppetsoup: i don't have time to repeat myself
Hotdog4free: no
Muppetsoup: my time is valuable
Muppetsoup: if you are going to stonewall me now i will not hesitate to take it up the ladder

[there's a few minutes delay here]

Muppetsoup: very well
Muppetsoup: you have made your choice

Spurt is carrying on the investigation from here.

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