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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: January 16, 2009, 02:17:28 AM »
False. (I'm not worthy!)

IBTNP has some plastic elf ears.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: January 11, 2009, 02:14:23 AM »
False. Toys to me were chickens.

IBTNP can't alphabetize without singing the ABC song in their head.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: January 01, 2009, 12:26:38 AM »
False.

IBTNP had or has a Neopet.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 31, 2008, 08:24:46 AM »
False. Although I did try to see the humour, first I Googled Illinois (a state, who knew?) and then I Googled their governor.

IBTNP didn't get the same buzz the rest of the War and Peace by Dostoyevsky fans got when the movie came out.

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Political Opinions / Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« on: December 28, 2008, 10:11:41 AM »
President M to the Cashizzle Cain ya'll, would have been a bit much.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 28, 2008, 09:59:01 AM »
True. Which makes me sort of sad.

IBTNP has never fallen asleep without trying to.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 26, 2008, 06:33:07 PM »
False, the church chooses not to empty the charity basket until so much has gone in. Being the most trustworthy has given ME the power of the charity basket!

IBTNP knows the power of the charity basket.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 25, 2008, 10:08:45 AM »
True. I'm trying to think of something witty to add to that but I've never even seen two of the three things used for target practice.

IBTNP laughs politely to crappy jokes.

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Entertainment / Re: Best SEQUELS out there?
« on: December 24, 2008, 09:09:41 AM »
How did the Lord of the Rings go with you non-australasians? I know I'm about five years too late but I didn't have broadband then. Those don't really count as sequels do they? Considering they were all the same story, but did anyone actually like the first movie the most?

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 24, 2008, 08:49:11 AM »
True.

IBTNP had or has trouble sleeping on Christmas Eve.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 23, 2008, 09:11:52 AM »
False. The internet hates me, the screen needs to be beaten to show anything and the mouse gets stuck because I'm too damn cheap to buy a mat. Eight bucks... Pfft, I could buy an orphan for that price.

IBTNP would bet twenty dollars on something if there was a definite 51% chance of success.

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Stupid bear. If he used his head, he would've got two legs and an arm before the moron realised suicide wasn't the answer.

And all the German sausage jokes... Ruined.  :roll:

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 23, 2008, 02:02:39 AM »
True. The only satellite channels we can afford are Rialto and Sundance.

IBTNP has said "I'm never going to drink again" at least once.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 22, 2008, 09:53:22 AM »
Truish... It's not American weird weather it's Pacifica weird weather. It's like yours except we say it with so much more enthusiasm.
Jeez blimey, get'ye wellies and mac on, we're in fer a cozzy stunta! (Translation - Oh... It's raining.)

Anyway. My location's weather: It's raining, during summer in a place that is renowned for it's God forsaken droughts.  :-)

IBTNP is an uncle or an aunty.

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Where's the strategy in that?!

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 22, 2008, 01:55:58 AM »
True. Australia.

IBTNP takes astrology seriously in some way or another.

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GTA has strategy.
Shoot the hooker or sleep with the hooker. The decisions are virtually endless...

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 22, 2008, 01:10:28 AM »
True.

IBTNP was under 5 when they figured out the truth concerning the jolly red fat man.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 18, 2008, 08:42:45 PM »
True. I hate well scripted commercials too.

IBTNP has had a BBQ during winter.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 14, 2008, 01:38:13 AM »
False, but I would if I had antivirus and firewall programs.

IBTNP has cut down a tree.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 09, 2008, 04:45:47 AM »
True, that's where I got my name from.

IBTNP doesn't have a (legal) Godparent.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 09, 2008, 12:56:31 AM »
False.

IBTNP thinks life would be so much more fun if they were evil.

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Anarchy / Re: How Do You Catch Up
« on: December 09, 2008, 12:49:38 AM »
Show new replies to your posts. That requires the least effort.

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Entertainment / Re: Heros season 3
« on: December 09, 2008, 12:45:32 AM »
I watched that program for the first time a week ago. I noticed that every second person could see, go to or destroy the future.

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Sticky Stuff (no pun intended) / Re: IBTNP
« on: December 08, 2008, 08:06:11 AM »
True.

IBTNP knows that the guy who acted Gandalf is gay.

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