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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #450 on: December 13, 2008, 04:34:09 PM »
False.  Got kin up to West-by-Gawd Viginneh et lass time we'uns's upair thay aint have no inside watter an no lectrissty. 'At were bout 12, 13 yearso ago. Dem's dem hill folk for ya.

 IBTNP  doant bleeve I *really* tawk like 'at.
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« Reply #451 on: December 13, 2008, 05:54:16 PM »
False. I'd believe it.
And whatcha tryin' ta say 'bout us hillin folk anyhow? Damn swamp trugger. I reckon I cood outlast all'ya'all in a new clear winter, by gawd. Dun need no inside watter nor none lectrissy. Got me a stove an' teh pump's been werking fine since '67. All'ya'all idjits thinkin' ya be needed ta fix thangs that t'ain't even broke!


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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #452 on: December 13, 2008, 06:07:23 PM »
Hell, that's not even close to Needles Vernacular English.  So Falsch.

IBTNGFDFTP wants to go campin'
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #453 on: December 13, 2008, 09:40:40 PM »
Flase.

ITBNP ins't dsylecix.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #454 on: December 13, 2008, 11:04:34 PM »
True.

IBTNP Uses separate antivirus and firewall programs.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #455 on: December 14, 2008, 01:38:13 AM »
False, but I would if I had antivirus and firewall programs.

IBTNP has cut down a tree.
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« Reply #456 on: December 14, 2008, 02:31:17 AM »
True. Chainsaws rawk.

IBTNP has planted a tree.
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« Reply #457 on: December 14, 2008, 06:53:44 AM »
False. I have planted many seedlings, but not an entire tree. I once dug up a tree, and re-planted it in the same hole. Does that count? The landscapers doing a CVS I was wiring put one of their trees right on top of my underground conduit for parking lot lights. When they had the Bobcat with the auger bit dig the hole; he cut my conduit to shreds. They didn't see it; and planted the tree, finished their job and left. When it came time for me to pull wire . . . Hmm.

 IBTNP hurt themselves on their Tonka dumptruck; but didn't cry and just kept playing cos that's how they rolled back then.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #458 on: December 14, 2008, 09:09:20 AM »
False.  I was the youngest of 3 boys.  Crying was a way of life.

IBTNP knows a woman who would love these for xmas
http://www.budgetgadgets.com/powered-laptoppc-hands-warmer-gloves-p-4173.html?osCsid=e9e84ccb2c31320a0ac98dbf227febc9
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« Reply #459 on: December 14, 2008, 03:26:16 PM »
True. ME.

IBTNP has never heard of Moonbunnies.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #460 on: December 14, 2008, 04:55:34 PM »
True, but AWWWW.

IBTNP has never heard of Origami Boulders.
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« Reply #461 on: December 14, 2008, 07:48:23 PM »
False, my uncle actually got me one as a high-school graduation gift.

IBTNP knows at least two alternate versions of "The Twelve Days of Christmas".
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #462 on: December 15, 2008, 06:54:24 AM »
True. Although I won't tell you what they are! Hah!

IBTNPTP doesn't like eggnog.  :-o
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #463 on: December 15, 2008, 09:06:22 AM »
Falseness!

IBTNP doesn't feel like they got the most out of the weekend.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #464 on: December 15, 2008, 03:55:03 PM »
False.

IBTNP wishes he/she/it could be stuck in the library with me for the rest of the night.  :wink:
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« Reply #465 on: December 15, 2008, 04:26:54 PM »
False.  I'd rather spend it with my daughter.

IBTNP prefers Reeses Big Cup to the traditional peanut butter cups.
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« Reply #466 on: December 15, 2008, 04:38:11 PM »
False. I don't like Reese's.

IBTNP doesn't put their boots outside on Christ's Mass Eve.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #467 on: December 15, 2008, 07:23:20 PM »
True sort-of.  I have no boots.

IBTNGFTPITT had a case of mud-butt today.
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« Reply #468 on: December 15, 2008, 09:41:14 PM »
O.o False.

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12AX7

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« Reply #469 on: December 15, 2008, 10:09:47 PM »
True. When I can find it anymore.

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« Reply #470 on: December 16, 2008, 12:30:54 AM »
False. I'm a grazer. I eat something small every three to four hours.

IBTNP is bored.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #471 on: December 16, 2008, 10:50:01 AM »
True, I'm the Chairman of the Bored.

IBTNP only posts in this thread when they can make some kind of joke, or clever turn of phrase, or maybe a cultural reference to, for instance, Iggy Pop, in hopes that chicks would think they're cool and stuff.
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« Reply #472 on: December 16, 2008, 12:08:19 PM »
False. 1: I don't even have to try.  2: there is no point in trying, because I fail before I start.

IBTNP wishes people would post yes or no questions.
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« Reply #473 on: December 16, 2008, 01:40:43 PM »
Yes.

IPTNPTP knows the answer to this question: Yes, or no?
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12AX7

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« Reply #474 on: December 16, 2008, 02:46:17 PM »
True. I do know the answer.

IBTNP  thinks interest rates at 0% - 0.25% is a bad idea.
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