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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #600 on: December 22, 2008, 05:25:15 PM »
True, unless it's not there for lubrication.

IBTNP loves people who look like serial killers.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #601 on: December 22, 2008, 07:50:36 PM »
True but only if they're prepared correctly.

IBTNGFTPITHT has never read the scotch dialogs from somewhere.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #602 on: December 22, 2008, 08:51:54 PM »
True.  I have no idea what the hell a Scotch dialogue is.

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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #603 on: December 22, 2008, 09:02:21 PM »
True.

IBTNP is watching a cartoon at the moment.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #604 on: December 22, 2008, 09:49:53 PM »
False.

IBTNP would think twice about having that 12 year old scotch after coming back from somewhere.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #605 on: December 23, 2008, 12:36:00 AM »
False. But then, I've never had a 12 year old of any nationality and I've never been to somewhere.

IBTNP watches foreign films.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #606 on: December 23, 2008, 02:02:39 AM »
True. The only satellite channels we can afford are Rialto and Sundance.

IBTNP has said "I'm never going to drink again" at least once.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #607 on: December 23, 2008, 02:05:20 AM »
False. The consequences for uttering such a phrase are too techincal in my mind and I can't even think it without immediately pausing and reminding myself that I would die in about three days without drinking something.

IBTNP has a wood burning fireplace.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #608 on: December 23, 2008, 04:22:59 AM »
True.

IBTNP currently has no computer issues at the moment. Yay for flaky RAM/video mem.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #609 on: December 23, 2008, 09:11:52 AM »
False. The internet hates me, the screen needs to be beaten to show anything and the mouse gets stuck because I'm too damn cheap to buy a mat. Eight bucks... Pfft, I could buy an orphan for that price.

IBTNP would bet twenty dollars on something if there was a definite 51% chance of success.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #610 on: December 23, 2008, 09:40:01 AM »
False. It would also be dependent on what "something" is.

IBTNP has seen optical mice that need no pad for around 8 - 10 bucks.




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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #611 on: December 23, 2008, 12:35:43 PM »
false, hate shopping

IBTNGFTPITHFT is not listening to a goth cellist right now.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #612 on: December 23, 2008, 02:45:23 PM »
True if IBTNGFTPITHFT == IBTNP

IBTNP can tell the class what IBTNGFTPITHFT means.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #613 on: December 23, 2008, 02:47:32 PM »
False.  I don't pay that much attention.

IBTNP has never gotten a hole in one on a real golf course (not video game/not putt-putt/mini-golf)
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #614 on: December 23, 2008, 02:49:33 PM »
True. When I try to use a real golf club bad things happen. I've actually managed to hit a ball backwards through some miracle of backspin.

IBTNP has read some Stephen Baxter.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #615 on: December 23, 2008, 08:13:22 PM »
False... I think. I suck when it comes to remembering author's names.

IBTNP hates the idea of going into work.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #616 on: December 23, 2008, 08:15:34 PM »
False, I'm desperate for a job.

IBTNMF hasn't bathed in a while.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #617 on: December 23, 2008, 08:21:36 PM »
True. I shower every day but I haven't had a bath in months.

   You want my job?

IBTNP isn't just waking up and starting their day.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #618 on: December 24, 2008, 08:49:11 AM »
True.

IBTNP had or has trouble sleeping on Christmas Eve.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #619 on: December 24, 2008, 09:50:49 AM »
True... when I was 8.

IBTNP believes they are extraordinary in some way.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #620 on: December 24, 2008, 10:40:05 AM »
But of course

IBTNB is secretly wishing Christmas would be over already
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #621 on: December 24, 2008, 11:03:32 AM »
False.  I make no secret about it.

IBTNP has never been featured in a story on the local news.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #622 on: December 24, 2008, 12:04:37 PM »
False -- no bitches will be getting a dose of Vitamin J tonight.

IBTNMFUITB won't receive any Batman-related presents this year.
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Re: IBTNP
« Reply #623 on: December 24, 2008, 02:26:39 PM »
False, I'm actually getting this Batman alarm clock that projects the bat signal onto your ceiling. I might actually wake up if Batman tells me to do it.

IBTNP is, due to his or her age, getting very few presents this year.
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« Reply #624 on: December 24, 2008, 06:05:55 PM »
Very true.

IBTNP hasn't played with a paddle ball in over a decade.
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