Topic: IBTNP (Read 157390 times)

Scheherazade · « **Reply #625 on:** December 24, 2008, 11:22:08 PM »

False. I played less than two months ago.

IBTNP isn't very good with a paddle ball, no matter how often they play with one.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #626 on:** December 24, 2008, 11:29:35 PM »

True. I suck at paddleball, always have, probably always will.

IBTNP didn't "recycle" the cranberry, creamed-corn, and black olive cans for Christmas dinner by using them as target practice.

Bloodsau Sage · « **Reply #627 on:** December 25, 2008, 10:08:45 AM »

True. I'm trying to think of something witty to add to that but I've never even seen two of the three things used for target practice.

IBTNP laughs politely to crappy jokes.

HeavyJay · « **Reply #628 on:** December 25, 2008, 10:27:52 AM »

False. I once made a girl cry by ridiculing her poor attempts at humor in front of a group of people. Yeah, I felt like a dick after that one.

IBTNP can't form melodies with handfarts.

12AX7 · « **Reply #629 on:** December 25, 2008, 09:02:33 PM »

True. I could probably manage a rhythm, though.

IBTNP has a full belly.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #630 on:** December 25, 2008, 09:11:05 PM »

True.

IBTNP had pie to fill their belly with.

12AX7 · « **Reply #631 on:** December 25, 2008, 09:22:24 PM »

False. No pie for me.

IBTNP has tried some form of pet food before (tried tasting it)

HeavyJay · « **Reply #632 on:** December 25, 2008, 10:16:09 PM »

True. When I worked at a pet store, I tried a Beggin' Strip to see how much it really tasted like bacon. Not. At. All. LIARS!

IBTNP hates ham.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #633 on:** December 25, 2008, 11:23:11 PM »

False. I consider it pointless to hate your family.

IBTNP isn't at work right now.

Scheherazade · « **Reply #634 on:** December 26, 2008, 02:33:42 AM »

True. I'm actually curled up under a Christmas tree.

IBTNP doesn't love Freaks and Geeks as much as I do.

HeavyJay · « **Reply #635 on:** December 26, 2008, 11:31:17 AM »

True. I've never seen it.

IBTNP doesn't still have sleep dust in his eye.

XArchistX · « **Reply #636 on:** December 26, 2008, 06:14:27 PM »

False, and it's 6pm.

IBTNP has never held over one thousand dollars in cash at one time.

Bloodsau Sage · « **Reply #637 on:** December 26, 2008, 06:33:07 PM »

False, the church chooses not to empty the charity basket until so much has gone in. Being the most trustworthy has given ME the power of the charity basket!

IBTNP knows the power of the charity basket.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #638 on:** December 27, 2008, 11:57:41 AM »

True. I eat the charity basket with my popcorn.

IBTNP isn't just now realizing that the website she typed into the shoutbox isn't a fake one.

12AX7 · « **Reply #639 on:** December 27, 2008, 03:46:55 PM »

True.

IBTNP hasn't left something of theirs on the side of the road 30 miles from home.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #640 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:06:58 AM »

True... I hope it wasn't anything valuable.

IBTNP has never pulled an eight-horse trailer with a full load of hay through the Appalachian Mountains in a truck that keeps making sounds like it's gonna fall apart every time you hit any steep incline.

HeavyJay · « **Reply #641 on:** December 28, 2008, 03:27:53 AM »

True.

IBTNP has never walked by his bathroom and heard a chorus of farts and "Let It Snow" sung by an eleven-year-old.

Bloodsau Sage · « **Reply #642 on:** December 28, 2008, 09:59:01 AM »

True. Which makes me sort of sad.

IBTNP has never fallen asleep without trying to.

Double Botch · « **Reply #643 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:03:12 PM »

False. I was removed from class by a campus cop for sleeping when I was in school, but I have a sleep condition so its coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Double Botch · « **Reply #644 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:04:26 PM »

IBTNP still has an older console hooked up and ready to play. NES anyone?

12AX7 · « **Reply #645 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:16:13 PM »

True, if you mean the non-stopping, 'event' kind. I've had a bloody nose before, though.

IBTNP has b0rk3n some b0nez0rz.

Double Botch · « **Reply #646 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:21:11 PM »

False. I have only broken a single bone. It was in my foot.

IBTNP ate too much over the holidays.

HeavyJay · « **Reply #647 on:** December 28, 2008, 12:36:13 PM »

False; this is probably the first time I've avoided overstuffing myself.

IBTNP has, at some point during their adult life, pooped themselves.

Wunderkind · « **Reply #648 on:** December 28, 2008, 01:46:43 PM »

False.

IBTNP has threatened and followed through with said threat to stop the car and make the passengers walk the rest of the way home.

Jaepheth · « **Reply #649 on:** December 29, 2008, 05:31:20 PM »

False.

IBTNP keeps their loose change in a jar.

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