Pretty crazy to think about: this thread has been around for over 15 years and I'm still terrible at math

That number seemed so plausible I had to check the date I started it. I've known you people way too long.

I'm cold. What?

Hi n00b, why don't you tell us about yourself.

No. You can waybackmachine that shit like the rest of my stalkers.

*starts up the Mod signal*

Why so spammy, Internet? Why does my spatula not work? And why, OHMYFUCKINGGODWHY, am I posting in the New Geeks section? It smells like stale pizza in here and I think that stain on the wall just lurched.

WHY HELLO I AM VERY AWAKE RIGHT NOW

YESSSSSSSSSS

I also do not really do very hard.

I hear they make pills for that.

Two BBQ trucks pull up in front of our house, and several other food trucks are down the street. I'm furious, as this usually means people leave food accoutrement on our front porch. I threaten the already growing line of patrons that if they leave anything on my property I'll throw it at them. The food truck proprietor just walks in to my house to borrow a screwdriver, and that starts what amounts to a hostile takeover of my house inside and out with people eating and drinking. I'm are trying to find our cats, since all the doors are open. I walk in from the back yard and three larger men ask if I happen to have three cases of Bud Light. I say, no, of course not, and the ringleader says they'll get some and be back, then threatens to "lay pipe" on me for cockblocking him with someone else. I say no, that won't happen. They leave to get their "beer." No one is paying any attention to me as I scream at the crowds to leave, even as I threaten to call the police. The 911 operator picks up and greets me by name. I tell her what's happening and she says they'll send over cars right away. I wake up before that happens, unfortunately.

I'm so glad I came across this post. I have a very good knowledge. I'm reading the information easy to understand.

...guys? Did Pepe learn to spell?

Oh and context: my dad did spacecraft structures for Lockheed, so at the time he was either working on their unsuccessful bid to build the Space Shuttle, or early designs of the Large Space Telescope (which got smaller, then was named Hubble)

Whoa. </keanu> That's awesome.

\m/ FREE KRY

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