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Anarchy / Mormons
« on: November 25, 2003, 03:54:56 PM »
I dated a Jehovah's Witness once. He spent many an afternoon rambling at me about being saved (this is when I was still calling myself Catholic!!). I'm amazed that relationship lasted the three months it did.

There is nothing scarier than a religious zealot.

4502
Anarchy / favourite Movie Quotes?
« on: November 21, 2003, 01:08:29 PM »
Quote from: Detta
Cop:  I can put you in Queens the night of the highjacking.

Todd Hockney:  Really?  I live in Queens.  You put that together yourself, Einstein?  What, do you have a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?


Hahaha! I love that movie. :)

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Anarchy / favourite Movie Quotes?
« on: November 21, 2003, 10:43:22 AM »
Randal:Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, pal! There you go again trying to pass the buck. I'm the source of all your misery. Who closed the store to play hockey? Who closed the store to go to a wake? Who tried to win back his ex girlfriend without even discussing how he felt about it with his present girlfriend? "I'm not even supposed to be here today." You sound like an asshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You're here under your own volition. You like to think that the weight of the world rests on Dante's shoulders. Like this place would fall apart if Dante wasn't here. Christ, you overcompensate for what's basically a monkey's job. You push fucking buttons. Anybody can just waltz in here and do our jobs. You're so obsessed with making it seem so much more epic and important than it really is. You work at a convenience store, Dante! And badly, I might add! I work at a shitty video store, badly as well. That guy Jay's got it right, man. He's got no delusions about what he does. Us, we like to think that we're so much more advanced than the people that come in here everyday to buy paper, or, god forbid, cigarettes. Well, if we're so fucking advanced, what are we doing working here?

--Clerks

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New Geeks on the Block / I am the great Baaa
« on: November 21, 2003, 10:33:09 AM »
Quote from: biggyfred
Does someone have teh geekery linked in their sig at HN? How in the hell did this retard get over here too?


Ehhh...he probably searched one of our screenames.

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New Geeks on the Block / I am the great Baaa
« on: November 20, 2003, 04:18:20 PM »
Quote from: phyre
We can dig spatulas. This guy fucking sux ass, anyways. Should send him a link to goatse...

Yeah, 'cause I'm sure he's NEVER gotten that response before. :roll: ;)

4506
New Geeks on the Block / I am the great Baaa
« on: November 20, 2003, 02:47:45 PM »
Get this moron off the boards ASAP

He's spammed HN two or three times now.

Can't wait till Demo sees this... :roll:

4507
Anarchy / My Computer Is A Cocksucker
« on: November 18, 2003, 10:45:06 PM »
Quote from: Dark Shade
Little off topic here, but have any of you recieved an e-mail (forwarded, most likely), from a 'little girl'. She's 7, long hair, blue eyes, and dead. If you don't forward it to 20 people within the next five minutes, she will 'appear' at you bed tonite with a knife and kill you.

I found this rather disturbing, joke or not, and am a little shaken up. Whoever made it up and sent it certainly likes whatever thrill it gives them.

Just a sidebar.


Gah!!!  Now I'm going to have nightmares about that. Thanks. :x

4508
New Geeks on the Block / howdy.
« on: November 17, 2003, 01:40:51 PM »
Hey, welcome.

4509
New Geeks on the Block / Yet another HN nerd
« on: November 17, 2003, 01:39:28 PM »
Quote from: Demosthenes
Quote from: catwritr
HEY HEY HEY!  :x

Can we move the pr0n discussion OUT of my intro thread?!?!?

 :roll:  :wink:
So how much pr0n do YOU have on your computer?


About 2GB, I think. ;)

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New Geeks on the Block / Yet another HN nerd
« on: November 17, 2003, 09:05:00 AM »
HEY HEY HEY!  :x

Can we move the pr0n discussion OUT of my intro thread?!?!?

 :roll:  :wink:

4511
Anarchy / Clown Pictures
« on: November 14, 2003, 09:56:48 AM »
It's teh goiters. They make me hot.  :wink:

4512
Anarchy / Clown Pictures
« on: November 14, 2003, 09:32:23 AM »
Quote from: TheJudge
She's my wife and I don't share.


Well... not with you anyway.  :wink:


;)

Wait, are you referring to your wishful threesomes with me and you and pseudo, or to my illicit, highly sexualized affair with Fade^C?

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Anarchy / Clown Pictures
« on: November 12, 2003, 02:44:46 PM »
Stealing pseudo's bandwidth...  :wink:


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Quote from: TheJudge
Which one are you again?

OMG! I just took a peak at your website and after reading your intro, I tought you were the clone of my e-wife. I know your not. She is one of a kind. (I meant that in a good way...) So I just wanted to say welcome to the geekery!


Carry on folks


Goddamn, you're right. We could be evil clone twins, Jez.

Back on topic: I've used Pop-Up Stopper for a while now. And the Google toolbar.

4515
Anarchy / D-M-C-A, Village people style
« on: November 12, 2003, 10:38:49 AM »
LO-Fucking-L

4516
New Geeks on the Block / Yet another HN nerd
« on: November 12, 2003, 10:34:04 AM »
Quote from: Law
Ms. Uumellmahaye ?


Huh?

4517
New Geeks on the Block / Yet another HN nerd
« on: November 11, 2003, 03:32:36 PM »
Quote from: TheJudge
My my my... look what the cat dragged in! Erm.. I mean... Look! Someone dragged in a Cat! Welcome my dearest. I'm glad to see you here.  :D


Thank you, dahling. You know I only came here to spy on you, right?  :P

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New Geeks on the Block / Another one of Detta's bitches.
« on: November 11, 2003, 02:16:59 PM »
<hiDM>

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New Geeks on the Block / Yet another HN nerd
« on: November 11, 2003, 02:15:45 PM »
Quote from: phyre
Quote from: catwritr
*sigh*

There were posts. They were preemptive. Certain...stipulations weren't fully met and Judge didn't agree to the terms. So, no e-divorce.
That figure skater. Let me know where he lives so I can go gently beat some sense into him with a five-iron.


w00t!!! You do that, and I get to go screw around with Fade^C publicly!!!

JUSTKIDDINGJUDGIELOVEYOUMEANIT  :mrgreen:

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New Geeks on the Block / Yet another HN nerd
« on: November 11, 2003, 09:39:24 AM »
*sigh*

There were posts. They were preemptive. Certain...stipulations weren't fully met and Judge didn't agree to the terms. So, no e-divorce.

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New Geeks on the Block / Forum Pimp... ?
« on: November 11, 2003, 09:30:49 AM »
<hiphyre>

 :D

4522
New Geeks on the Block / Yet another HN nerd
« on: November 11, 2003, 09:28:52 AM »
Quote from: Chaulis
Quote from: Dark Shade
Quote from: Chaulis
YAY! Another really hot chix0r! Welcome Cat!


How can you be so sure? She's in disguise, I tell you!

Welcome, regardless. Hope you enjoy your visit with us. Many have, many are, and many more shall come to pass.


If I had access to HN right now I would img her pic over here. She is one beautiful, hot woman, but she was e-married to TheJudge. It's ok, we all make mistakes.  :wink:


:lol:

I'm still e-married to him, the lucky bastard.

Speaking of....GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND WELCOME ME, JUDGIE!  :x

Thanks all for the welcomes!

4523
Hardware, Software, and Other Imperialist Crap / Within The Last Month
« on: November 10, 2003, 04:17:00 PM »
In the last month, nada. But I did return an 80GB Seagate HDD that was failing.

I need a new monitor. Now I'm having wet dreams about that flat-panel.

*must resist urge to buy...*

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New Geeks on the Block / Yet another HN nerd
« on: November 10, 2003, 04:06:08 PM »
Because I need another forum to post in.   :roll:

Because HN'ers haven't quite taken over the intr4w3b yet.

Because I'm really working hard at ignoring work.

That's why I'm here.  :)

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