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« on: October 19, 2005, 03:19:07 PM »

I'm supposed to come here, register an account, and start spamming. That's what those gremlins told me to do.

But I won't. Because, you see, they don't know Monty Python. And I rate people according to how much they like Monty Python. So, someone who asks "who is that guy Monty Python", doesn't deserve any attention.

Now, can anybody tell me what's this all about? All I know is what those gremlins told me: "they're like you, all bitter old men -- they even banned me on my first day"...
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2005, 03:22:06 PM »

I LOVE MONTY PYTHON!



They say you should always take the "other door"... you'll increase your odds of winning big.
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2005, 03:22:46 PM »

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I'm supposed to come here, register an account, and start spamming. That's what those gremlins told me to do.

But I won't. Because, you see, they don't know Monty Python. And I rate people according to how much they like Monty Python. So, someone who asks "who is that guy Monty Python", doesn't deserve any attention.

Now, can anybody tell me what's this all about? All I know is what those gremlins told me: "they're like you, all bitter old men -- they even banned me on my first day"...

There were some people making incoherent comments on the board yesterday.  We got rid of them.  Are you going to play nice?
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2005, 03:24:14 PM »

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I LOVE MONTY PYTHON!



They say you should always take the "other door"... you'll increase your odds of winning big.


Find the PB in the outhouse mayun!
don't get the lawyer!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2005, 03:25:43 PM »

I'm not old.  :x
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2005, 03:26:30 PM »

I love that game.  And it does pay to switch!

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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2005, 03:27:33 PM »

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I'm not old.  :x


In Terran years anyway :lol:

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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2005, 03:29:47 PM »

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I'm supposed to come here, register an account, and start spamming. That's what those gremlins told me to do.

But I won't. Because, you see, they don't know Monty Python. And I rate people according to how much they like Monty Python. So, someone who asks "who is that guy Monty Python", doesn't deserve any attention.

Now, can anybody tell me what's this all about? All I know is what those gremlins told me: "they're like you, all bitter old men -- they even banned me on my first day"...

There were some people making incoherent comments on the board yesterday.  We got rid of them.  Are you going to play nice?


Define incoherent. And nice. Yes, I seem to have a strange kind of reasoning, that usually does not follow linear paths. Mix that with a suboptimal grasp of the English language, and you get something that some people might dub "incoherent".

Now, just to prove that I understood your point, I think I won't cause much trouble. I'm a moderator in another forum -- believe me, I know the feeling. I didn't quite get the idea of this forum, though. I am reading some threads, and looks interesting. I'd also like to contribute in some of them, but, unfortunately, I don't have time to read them as thoroughly as I should before posting. Maybe later. Now I should be working.

Anyway, I'll take your message as a "welcome", and just smile :D
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2005, 03:35:34 PM »

Oh and welcome dude.

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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2005, 03:37:31 PM »

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I'm not old.  :x


Neither am I. I'm 23. But they are 15. To them, I am old.
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2005, 03:47:45 PM »

By incoherent, I mean that I didn't understand what the heck they were talking about half the time.  They seemed more interested in spamming the board with drivel rather than having a discussion.   I guess they were just acting their age.  I have little patience for 15 year olds who act like 15 year olds.  I wound up ignoring most of their posts to avoid being irritated.  Others were complaining as well.  If people are ignoring your posts, you have no reason to be making them.

You however, seem very coherent and interesting.  You get a big welcome from me.
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2005, 03:51:17 PM »

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You however, seem very coherent and interesting.


I'll take that as a compliment, but I'd rather be incoherent and interesting.

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You get a big welcome from me.


Thanks :D I'll try to behave up to expectations.
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2005, 03:58:38 PM »

BTW, this is the definition of incoherent that I'm using:  Unable to express one's thoughts in a clear or orderly manner
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2005, 04:06:52 PM »

Finally, a gremlin-driven post that doesn't make my eyes bleed. Welcome to the boards.
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2005, 04:30:18 PM »

Hola waso!, ja, a mi no me bannearon, pero no spammeĆ© tanto como yose,  :P


btw, what's wrong with being 15?!, i didn't spam (as much) and i'm 15
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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2005, 04:33:44 PM »

When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

How about you try not spamming at all?  That'll work for me.  And quit speaking different languages.  That makes me ignore you because I don't have the time to go back and forth to a language translater.  Unless you're saying the same thing twice.  Then it's fine.

And don't try to scream "discrimination" either.  I hate when people post in binary too, and I love the Mathlanders.
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« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2005, 04:43:13 PM »

What's wrong about posting in another language? it's not like i'm posting a whole separate message, now if i did that you would have all the right to be annoyed, that's why i don't do it
and about spamming, if i do any spam, is not more than the one you do
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« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2005, 04:45:07 PM »

How exactly do I spam?

And I guess I don't have a problem with posting in another language as long as you don't care that I'm not going to read it.  Oh wait, I'm a moderator, I HAVE TO read it.  I don't have the time to go back and forth to a language translator.  I think I said that already.
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« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2005, 04:45:23 PM »

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What's wrong about posting in another language? it's not like i'm posting a whole separate message, now if i did that you would have all the right to be annoyed, that's why i don't do it
and about spamming, if i do any spam, is not more than the one you do


99% of the people on this site speak English. When in Rome, kid.
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« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2005, 04:47:37 PM »

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What's wrong about posting in another language? it's not like i'm posting a whole separate message, now if i did that you would have all the right to be annoyed, that's why i don't do it
and about spamming, if i do any spam, is not more than the one you do


99% of the people on this site speak English. When in Rome, kid.


yes, honey, but i'm speaking in spanish to ppl who speak spanish

an detta, u don't do much spam (if any) and i meant i don't either
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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2005, 04:50:56 PM »

Who else speaks spanish on this board?

And can you please cut the aol speak?  I don't mean to be picking on you.  You seem like you're making an honest effort.  But that's one thing that annoys the crap out of us.  "You" not "u".  "I" not "i".  "People" not "ppl".  This is what I meant by incoherent.  Reading your posts should not require effort on my part.

You don't have to rush to post, we'll wait.
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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2005, 04:53:56 PM »

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Who else speaks spanish on this board?

And can you please cut the aol speak?  I don't mean to be picking on you.  You seem like you're making an honest effort.  But that's one thing that annoys the crap out of us.  "You" not "u".  "I" not "i".  "People" not "ppl".  This is what I meant by incoherent.  Reading your posts should not require effort on my part.

You don't have to rush to post, we'll wait.


ok, i'll give you the ppl part, i didn't mean it. But does writing "i" like that make it harder to read?
And i don't do it because it is easier, i do it because (although it is part of the english language) i find it egocentric to put it with capitals, it's quite stupid, i know, but that's just how i see it
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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2005, 04:56:55 PM »

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i find it egocentric to put it with capitals


What?
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2005, 05:12:49 PM »

When I see "ppl" I always automatically think "parts per liter".
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2005, 05:15:01 PM »

That's funny to me it always looks like an emoticon someone screwed up.
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