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« on: May 08, 2006, 02:32:58 PM »

Guaranteed No Cost Jobs!

 

Legitimate Home Based Employment offered by real employers!

 

Are you tired of jumping from one biz op to the next in search of a real regular income from home?

 

Well now you don't have to!

 

Our work at home directories and databases have all been screened to ensure you only receive legitimate home based employment opportunities.

 

Positions include:

 

* data entry

* Clerical / Secretarial

* Customer Service

* Web and software design

* Writing

* proof reading

 

and a whole lot more

 

Work for as many different companies as you like to increase your income.

 

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« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2006, 02:42:11 PM »

Guaranteed no cost jobs?  Aren't jobs supposed to provide one with a revenue stream and not a cost stream.  Hello I'd like to work for nothing an pay money out for no reason.  Yep, sounds like a great deal.

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Re: 1134 - Guaranteed No Cost Jobs! - 1134
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2006, 02:44:36 PM »

Quote from: moci
Guaranteed No Cost Jobs!


All RIGHT!

 

Quote from: moci
Legitimate Home Based Employment offered by real employers!

 
REAL employers??? HOT DAWG!


Quote from: moci
Are you tired of jumping from one biz op to the next in search of a real regular income from home?

 
Damn fucking RIGHT I am!!!


Quote from: moci
Well now you don't have to!

 

I DON'T?????

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Our work at home directories and databases have all been screened to ensure you only receive legitimate home based employment opportunities.

 

Uh....

what?

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Positions include:

 
POSITIONS??? YOU MEAN... I CAN BE A PORN STAR???? AT HOME????


Quote from: moci
* data entry


bow-chicka-bow-chicka-bow

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* Clerical / Secretarial


Say, boss.... you look tense....

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* Customer Service


Here, ma'am... Let me show you how it works....

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* Web and software design


Hmmm....

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* Writing


Uh...

Writing?

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* proof reading

 

Waitaminute... THIS ISN'T WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS!

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and a whole lot more

 

You set me up on that one. Bastard.

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Work for as many different companies as you like to increase your income.



That's what I do now.
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« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2006, 04:23:36 PM »

After the day I've had, I'd consider this.
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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2006, 04:25:06 PM »

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After the day I've had, I'd consider this.


Ok!

You be the boss, and I'll be the secretary.
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« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2006, 04:29:18 PM »

You be the horse I'll be the jockey.

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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2006, 04:54:58 PM »

Ha! Fool me twice, shame on me!
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2006, 04:57:11 PM »

Wait, I said that wrong.

Fool me once, shame on... uh.... shame on you. Fool me... Uh... You can't get fooled again!
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« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2006, 05:55:53 PM »

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... You can't get fooled again!


Who do you think you are, saying something like that?

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« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2006, 06:56:24 AM »

Guaranteed No Cost intr4w3b trips!

 

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Our moderators have all been screened to ensure you only receive legitimate banination opportunities.

 

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« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2006, 02:23:03 PM »

:lol:
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