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No it means that Mommy is a huge slut. If a kid sneaks out at night and his dad is dressed as Santa, you have to think: The only reason why Dad would dress as Santa is to put on an act for the kids and/or to do some costume play with Mom.However, the kid in the song is fast asleep, and only concerned when he snuck down the stairs about his mom seeing him. If he did think that his dad was in another room, he should have mentioned it. Then, the kid laments the fact that his dad wasn't there to see Santa. Dad wasn't in the house.Also, the kid didn't get caught, nor encounter Santa later on. If the father was indeed wearing a costume for the purpose of pretending to be Santa for the kids, then the kid would have encountered Santa before or after seeing his mom kiss him.Secondly, if costume play was the explanation, then only lovely parents would dress as Santa and not play Santa for the kids before or after the sexual festivities. The kid tells the story about this happening "last night" so this was likely his lone encounter with Santa.Also, mistletoe kisses and a flirtatious tickling of the beard does not play well into the image of two parents. Not in the open living room if they weren't planning on also surprising the kids. It's possible, but just another element in making the Santa = Dad explanation unlikely.Furthermore, kids, even very young kids, have a sense of the fidelity of their parents. If a kid crept down the steps, saw Santa kissing his mom, and then thought "Haha, it would be hilarious if dad saw this poo poo." Then that's not an appropriate reaction unless he already knows that his mom is a dirty slut, and Santa is just one in a long line of fuckbuddies.The kid also doesn't care about his father's feelings. The father could be dead, sure, and this could make his mom's behavior acceptable, but the kid's description indicates either that Daddy is still alive, or that the kid is a psychopath regarding his father's death. Therefore, the kid understands that his father is gone, is not jaded by his mom loving around, but, quite importantly, treats it as a possibility that his dad could have seen this kissing take place. In other words, his dad wasn't there, but did live there.There was a reason why this Santa didn't purposely have an encounter with the kids. He wasn't the dad, and he was there to see mom for a booty call while daddy was away.QED. Mom was a cheating whore.
there isn't anyone on earth who doesn't already know that it is at least partially a holy war being wagedagainst two antagonistic religions. There isn't anyone on earth who doesn't at least secretly understandthat neither Islam nor Christianity tolerate one another beyond worthless lip service.Good Christians should hate Muslims.Good Muslims should hate Christians.Life would be better off if every single church and mosque was bulldozed and replaced by Arby's.
I take issue with the Arby's part. Del Taco is superior.
QFTWould like to see a Five-Guys open near me, though.
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I'm sure Ive heard that before.
Being queer is kinda like being a vampire. We are all descended from the original Fruitcake of Prancing Darkness. There are the pureblooded noble houses (gays and lesbians), and then there are the daywalkers (filthy halfbreeds/bisexuals). Every so often we will turn another to our side and our ranks swell with fauxhawks, lipgloss, wild orgies and the most fierce struts you've ever seen. I've seen a lipstick and a flamer Z-snapping at each other, hands a blur and eyes blazing as they bitch the other out for spilling their apple-tini on the other's purse. I've seen a butchdyke shoulder checking a bear-daddy during a pickup game of rugby. The things I've seen...You're probably asking yourself where transpeople fit into this. They are the lycans, of course. Every few weeks they can no longer withhold their natures and with exultant, soul-ripping screams of raw, animal release they shed their skins and assume their true forms. They grow long nails (some of them) and the others grow hair.For too long the vampires and the lycans have warred against one another. I hope in my lifetime to see an alliance between our noble races as we seek to overcome the petty humans. Once we have taken over their magical ritual of marriage we will be able to summon La Fagra--the embodiment of pure homosexuality, a twisting, writhing torrent of pure Queer that will turn everyone instantly into one of us.I eagerly await the day.
Every time I see over 40 new posts in this thread, I know there's a stupid derail going on. Before I clicked I thought to myself: 'this is probably going to be about atheism or ranch dressing.'
Man's first instinct is to create a completely new identity for himself. Ex. "I will be a ___________ when I grow up."We act like a thing and become a thing. Just as cells act like they make up our bodies. So they do!All things exist as one specific thing which needs other specific things to survive. You know this i'm sure, sorry for the boring intro, long story short when we were earlier on in our progression of learning how to exist within this world our creator shaped our thinking and I think He took His time with this one. So long story short He couldn't make man believe immediately or the creator Himself would never know the in-depth process of how it must feel within short time space and long time-space.For this purpose man couldn't believe in a God straight out, but they thought the tasks at hand seem a bit to daunting for just one creator to handle so within them they devised a way of explaining the different parts of the whole of creation. This transposed and with disbelief and some time these separate entities of God are now within and of themselves being Man's design which can only acknowledge that which is within upon his own means. But when said man acquires outside knowledge through outside means, it is not of His own design that he should claim said belief.So in the end all streams flow from one main stream, one great being, one actuality within and without of our small realities. Our semi-realities make up not one trillionth of His all consuming might and presence within every fiber of our being, physical, literal, and imaginative.So we evolved to understand this truth about the creator while others stayed behind to study man's design. and ponder upon the differences instead of realizing the wholeness one truly exists.
Speaking of atheism, this is from an actual discussion I've been having online with a long-lost cousin of mine (he happens to be a God freak):I can't make any sense out of that whatsoever.
Speaking of atheism, this is from an actual discussion I've been having online with a long-lost cousin of mine (he happens to be a God freak):
I can't make any sense out of that whatsoever.
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