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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #75 on: May 02, 2011, 01:50:12 PM »

< Banshee> >.>
< Banshee> <.<
< Banshee> source pls
<@DFG> stop that.
< Banshee> which?
< BizB> that
<@DFG> ^
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<@Mr_Shifty> STOP THAT
<@DFG> ^
<@Mr_Shifty> That.
< scoff> Which?
<@Mr_Shifty> Wait.
< scoff> This?
< BizB> Bobert, unconfuze Banshee
< scoff> ^
<@DFG> STOP that.
< Bobert> BizB: Yo, i'mma let you know latin, banshee?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #76 on: May 02, 2011, 01:57:20 PM »

I'm still baffled.

I HATE YOU ALL.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #77 on: May 02, 2011, 02:05:53 PM »

Who?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #78 on: May 02, 2011, 02:08:08 PM »

STOP THAT.


< Cyber> When I'm on call I always feel the need to drink
< Cyber> A LOT
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #79 on: May 02, 2011, 02:54:36 PM »

^

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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #80 on: May 02, 2011, 03:09:12 PM »

<Mr_Shifty> every breath you take
<Mr_Shifty> every cake you bake
<Mr_Shifty> every lawn you rake
<Mr_Shifty> every shake-n-bake
<Mr_Shifty> I'll be watching you
<Mr_Shifty> oh can't you see
<Mr_Shifty> Tuba wrong pube three
<Mr_Shifty> Obama scuba trayyyyyy
<Mr_Shifty> every word you say
<Cyber> Oh joy Glee is on
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #81 on: May 02, 2011, 03:31:28 PM »

The first IRC song sung by a trio!

[16:21] <scoff> MAMA, I just ruined a flan
[16:21] <scoff> Should have stuck to making bread
[16:21] <scoff> Pulled a boner and now no one's fed
[16:22] <@Mr_Shifty> Mamaaaaaaa
[16:22] <@Mr_Shifty> baking just for fuuunnnn
[16:23] <Banshee> should have really made you pie
[16:23] <Banshee> sometimes i wish i'd never turned the oven on at all
[16:24] <@Mr_Shifty> LOL
[16:24] <scoff> hahaha
[16:24] <Banshee> preheated it wrong, preheated it wrong
[16:24] <scoff> LOL
[16:25] <Banshee> the flan really spattered
[16:25] * scoff goes home
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #82 on: May 13, 2011, 02:52:50 PM »

<Mr_Shifty> glorb!
<reimero> That sounds like a kid's toy from the 80s
<Mr_Shifty> NEW from Hasbro! IT'S GLORB!
<Mr_Shifty> "Mommy, I want the new Glorb!"
<Mr_Shifty> "It comes with a detachable Blargh and three accessory Flurbs!"
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #83 on: June 03, 2011, 11:03:18 AM »

[12:00] <@DFG> today's local Groupon is for a Brazilian meat house.
[12:00] <@DFG> NOM NOM NOM NOM
[12:00] <@reimero> Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[12:00] <@DFG> churrasqueria!
[12:00] <@Mr_Shifty> "Brazilian meat house" sounds like something that's illegal in most states
[12:01] <@DFG> It really does
[12:01] <Bansh33> ROPFL
[12:01] <@Mr_Shifty> You seee anyseeng you liiiike senorhita?
[12:01] * @Mr_Shifty wiggles a twitchy Brazilian eyebrow
[12:02] * @DFG backs away slowly
[12:02] <@Mr_Shifty> LOL
[12:02] <@DFG> I find myself no longer hungry
[12:02] <Bansh33> I'm #Bashing this right the fuck now
[12:02] <@Mr_Shifty> Brazilian meat house... are they on chatroulette?
[12:03] <@DFG> Yeah, but they're usually dried out and uninspired.
[12:04] <@Mr_Shifty> HAH!
[12:04] <@Mr_Shifty> bobert: ZING!
[12:04] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: http://Http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/zing.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #84 on: June 03, 2011, 12:07:16 PM »


[12:04] <Bobert> Mr_Shifty: http://Http://www.bizb.biz/images/fun/zing.


Is it bad I battled this 404 until I found the image?
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #85 on: June 03, 2011, 12:39:14 PM »

Is it bad I battled this 404 until I found the image?

Well, Bobert is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle...
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #86 on: June 03, 2011, 02:08:38 PM »

<hackess> Bobert: AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
<Bobert> hackess: Or some derivation thereof.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #87 on: June 13, 2011, 10:51:38 AM »

[11:40] <Bansh33> "With Internet Explorer 9, Microsoft was therefore telling its developer community two things: HTML5 is the preferred technology, regardless of its suitability or desirability, and if you want high performance you can either use the low-level Direct2D from C++ directly—unpalatable—or the mid-level HTML5. If you want a high-level, purpose-built API with high performance (a version of WPF built on top of Direct2D, for example) it isn't going to happen."
[11:40] <Bansh33> LOLWUT
[11:44] <@Mr_Shifty> LOL
[11:44] <@Mr_Shifty> did some MS devs prank Ballmer, but then not have the guts to tell him they were joking?
[11:44] <@Mr_Shifty> and he waved his hand and made that prank the new company direction?
[11:44] <@reimero> I have to wonder
[11:45] <@reimero> This is akin to the captain actively steering the Titanic into the iceberg
[11:45] <@Mr_Shifty> after setting fire to the deck
[11:46] <@reimero> and opening all the bulkheads
[11:49] <@Mr_Shifty> and then getting wildly drunk while the ship sinks
[11:49] <@Mr_Shifty> yelling "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
[11:50] <Bansh33> LOL
[11:50] <@reimero> No
[11:50] <@reimero> He was also yelling "DEVELOPERS!"
[11:50] <@reimero> apparently not realizing what that word means
[11:50] <@reimero> </inconceivable>
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #88 on: June 24, 2011, 09:41:45 AM »

[10:34] <@Mr_Shifty> dammit
[10:34] <@Mr_Shifty> so I have this gmail account I forgot about
[10:34] <@Mr_Shifty> I apparently have it forwarding to my Guildhaven mail account
[10:35] <@Mr_Shifty> I'm getting spammed at it and I can't figure out Weird Tingly Feeling my password was for that account so I can log in and kill it
[10:35] <@Mr_Shifty> it's not any of the things I typically use for mail account passwords
[10:35] <@Mr_Shifty> so I haven't the foggiest idea what it would be
[10:38] <@reimero> Huh
[10:38] <@reimero> It's probably Bobert.
[10:38] <Bobert> Bobert bobert bobert.
[10:39] <Banshee> Bobert, stop spamming Mr_Shifty
[10:40] <Bobert> Banshee: Shifty you need to stop spamming my fb. I'm getting hate ims from a friend in the mr0n1gn.
[10:40] <Banshee> HAHAHAHA
[10:40] <Banshee> LOFL
[10:41] * Banshee changes topic to '"Shifty you need to stop spamming my fb. I'm getting hate ims from a friend in the mr0n1gn." -- Bobert'
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #89 on: June 28, 2011, 02:34:38 PM »

<Banshee> Want some baloney with this fish on the grill
<Banshee> Twistin' the dials in front
<Banshee> Why would I ever do this, besides
<Banshee> Making the sole taste better than dessert?
<Banshee> Ooh ooh, cause you know I'm good
<Banshee> Ooh ooh, cause you know it's fine
<Banshee> Ooh ooh... it's gotta taste divineee
<Banshee> Ooh-wee-ooh I'm so fucking bloody hungry
<Banshee> Oh oh, and you're gonna be craving more
<Banshee> I don't care if they say that I'm not culinary
<Banshee> I don't care 'bout that
<Banshee> Don't you ever fear, I'm gonna be here
<Banshee> I know this fish needs help
<Banshee> I'm a bit twisted, but my hands won't slip
<Banshee> When I am drizzlin' the bbq in
<Banshee> Ooh ooh, cause you know I'm good
<Banshee> Ooh ooh, cause you know it's fine
<Banshee> Ooh ooh... it's gotta taste divineee
<Banshee> Ooh-wee-ooh I'm so fucking bloody hungry
<Banshee> Oh oh, and you're gonna be craving more
<Banshee> I don't care if they say that I'm not culinary
<Banshee> I don't care 'bout that
<Banshee> Flip! Damn! Flopped on the floor!
<Banshee> Another filet down, pick it up off the floor!
<Banshee> Oh no! What do we do?
<Banshee> Don't worry now, I'll eat this one too!
<Banshee> Might get the runs, might get sick
<Banshee> What's the matter babe, don't you wanna taste this fish?
<Banshee> Whassamatter, whassamatter, whassamatter you?
<Banshee> Whassamatter girl, you're hungry, aren't you?
<Banshee> Epic composition
<Mr_Shifty> LOMFL
<Mr_Shifty> bwahaha
<Mr_Shifty> got all busy with something at work and I come back in here to a masterpiece
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #90 on: August 19, 2011, 08:20:39 AM »

<@scoff> All dressed up and no one to +o
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #91 on: August 19, 2011, 03:44:05 PM »

[16:36] <@bnsh> Going to watch the redskins get crushed by the colts
[16:37] <@Mr_Shfty> heh
[16:37] <@Mr_Shfty> redskins vs. colts
[16:37] <@Mr_Shfty> I hope they score a home run
[16:42] * Mr_Shfty was kicked by bnsh (Football is no laughing matter, fool.)
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #92 on: September 09, 2011, 02:23:35 PM »

<@Mr_Shfty> I like my coffee like I like my women
<@Mr_Shfty> in a big mess all over my desk
<@hackess> Kept in the freezer?
< bnshbusey> *spittake*
<@hackess> Clogging all your drip valves?
<@hackess> Filtered?
<@hackess> I need a nap.
<@Mr_Shfty> ROFL
<@Mr_Shfty> bwahahaha
<@Mr_Shfty> hackess wins
<@Mr_Shfty> your prize: A NAP
<@hackess> CLAIMED.
* Mr_Shfty DCCs hackess Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.zip
* hackess unzips, falls asleep
< bnshbusey> HOT
<@hackess> Hm, rephrasing.
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #93 on: September 09, 2011, 02:26:20 PM »

<@Mr_Shfty> I keep misreading banshee's /nick as "bnshbusty"
<@Mr_Shfty> and picturing Kyle with an outstanding, perky rack
<@Mr_Shfty> make it stop
<@scoff> Or put on some music and start dancin'
<@Mr_Shfty> either way
* Mr_Shfty gots his dollas ready
<@Mr_Shfty> AAAAAAAAAAGH
<@Mr_Shfty> that's making it worse!!!!!!
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< bnshbusey> If I had an outstanding perky rack, I'd never leave the house
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #94 on: September 09, 2011, 02:43:09 PM »

< bnshbusey> awwww
< bnshbusey> Bobert.
< bnshbusey> We're going to have to retrain him you know :(
<@hackess> i know. I can't wait.
<@hackess> It'll be awesome.
<@hackess> He'll have to relearn Latin
<@Mr_Shfty> aww
<@Mr_Shfty> Maybe The_FOO can rescue his brane
<@Mr_Shfty> it's huge
<@hackess> And squishy.
<@Mr_Shfty> and filled with meat
<@hackess> And covered in BEES!
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #95 on: September 12, 2011, 11:51:12 AM »

< reimero> Oh Chthallg almighty, tell me who to smite and they will be smoten...
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #96 on: September 15, 2011, 10:04:36 AM »

<scoff> I owe Toronto a visit at some point
<Mr_Shfty> outstanding warrants?
<scoff> Well, they're okay but I wouldn't say they're outstanding
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #97 on: September 16, 2011, 01:40:17 PM »

<scoff> Look, the watermelon was being microwaved to defrost it, and I don't know how my pants fell down when I tripped but those pictures are my intellectual property
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« Reply #98 on: September 16, 2011, 01:43:38 PM »

I'd also like to mention that the watermelon wasn't fully defrosted so it was cold in there ok
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Re: #HN Bash
« Reply #99 on: September 27, 2011, 08:40:13 AM »

<@MFS> now hear this
<@MFS> I JUST LAMINATED SOMETHING.
* MFS cues momentous music
<@scoff> ...
<@scoff> Is it still alive?
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