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Author Topic: Twat-o-Tron  (Read 3337 times)

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Twat-o-Tron
« on: October 30, 2008, 02:16:06 AM »

This is great.  :-D

http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/the-twat-o-tron/


"global warming climate change, no such thing, its just another TAX!. everyone knows evironazis are huggign hoodies. A wise man once said elect Kilroy now. This is ocmmunism folks!!!!"

"publish this if you dare. does anyone realise that paedos are putting flouride in our drinking water because they are foreign and its what they do. Five words: bring back Mary Whitehouse. I am now repudiating liberalism as I see it as deeply harmful to society"

"does anyone realise that the chinese are inviting i peadophiles and aids becasue they are sik soon we wil have another war no doubt this is legal under the eu human rights act"


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Re: Twat-o-Tron
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 08:12:51 AM »

lol

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IM NOT BEING RACIST BUT DAILY MAIL READERS ARE GOING TO PUT US ALL IN DEATH CAMPS. MARK MY WORDS RIOT IN THE STREETS. NEXT STOP HELL O NEARTH!!!!!

This is a pretty awesome find, 12 - if occasionally a little hard to parse through with all the Britspeak.
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Re: Twat-o-Tron
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2008, 08:21:12 AM »

I thought this thread was going to be about my Halloween costume.
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Re: Twat-o-Tron
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2008, 08:24:51 AM »

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This just shows us the BBCs real agenda.. does anyone realise that Iran is trying to kill us all. Three words: nuke them.

I'm going to be playing with this all day.
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Re: Twat-o-Tron
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2008, 10:48:42 AM »

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I read about this in the Daily Mail. IMO paedos are peddling their lies because muslims are running the show. when will this government stop taking it lying down. Shame on you BBC!!!!!

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Re: Twat-o-Tron
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2008, 11:44:37 AM »

Jeeze, I should have just linked internet.txt to this and be done with it. I'd never run out of material.
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Re: Twat-o-Tron
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2008, 11:56:30 AM »

tupid question. studies show that namby pamby environmentalists are getting rich fof the hard working population ebcause they hate our freedoms. when will Gordon stop taking it lying odwn. What next? Encourage single-parenting? Oops. They do it already!?!
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Re: Twat-o-Tron
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2008, 12:03:05 PM »

Are environazis not pseudo-pagan gaia terrorists.

I eat all my greens. Is that murder, or have they put something in there?

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Re: Twat-o-Tron
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2008, 05:33:20 PM »

Are environazis not pseudo-pagan gaia terrorists.

I eat all my greens. Is that murder, or have they put something in there?

It's murder, you should be ashamed.
Eat Soylent Green instead.
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Re: Twat-o-Tron
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2008, 11:43:16 PM »

I'm just glad I'm not in Beijing.

Death By Milk?

That's fucked up.
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