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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #50 on: December 15, 2008, 02:36:53 PM »

Well, not by all accounts.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #51 on: December 15, 2008, 07:05:42 PM »

Pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah, but I saw it on the internet.  AND IT WAS IN BOLD

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #52 on: December 16, 2008, 07:00:21 PM »

And I know that I'm right
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2008, 04:47:52 AM »

Fuckn 'ell. So he was a bastard orphan, that ran off and joined a circus, lived like a gypsy, made people drunk with all his crafty wine magic, and committed suicide. What a fukn rock star.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #54 on: December 17, 2008, 04:53:03 AM »

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #55 on: December 17, 2008, 10:41:43 AM »

Less than three JCS.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #56 on: December 17, 2008, 11:35:03 AM »

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #57 on: December 17, 2008, 04:03:04 PM »

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #58 on: December 26, 2008, 05:31:10 PM »

Yeah he probably was, not really a big deal.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #59 on: December 26, 2008, 06:11:13 PM »

Interesting... I actually remember something sexual supposedly happened between Noah and his son, and when Noah sobered up and realized what happened he cursed his son. That could be what the Mormons are referring to.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #60 on: December 27, 2008, 11:09:12 PM »

According to the Mormon faith Jesus was not black, because being black is apparently a punishment.

Mark of Cain = Black skin.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #61 on: December 27, 2008, 11:20:42 PM »

waitwait

MaCain was the black one????
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #62 on: December 28, 2008, 08:46:36 AM »

He toned it down a bit, He used to go by "M.C. Cain" but then anglicised the name under pressure from the party.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #63 on: December 28, 2008, 10:11:41 AM »

President M to the Cashizzle Cain ya'll, would have been a bit much.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #64 on: December 28, 2008, 11:12:13 AM »

I actually believe he was Caucasian/maybe some Egyptian after all if you do your research Moses was taught as a priest in Egypt contrary to all the misinterpretations of things.  If you read some history and proper translations from the old testament before king James and everything, and take things in context with what they meant in that time period.  You take away all the hellenistic ideas because those supernatural things were meant to mean other things.  If you read some Freemason literature, as well as the true things known of the templars and the beginning of civilization, you will know that Abraham left Sumeria with the hyskus movement a.k.a.  Desert Princes and went to Egypt.  So i don't get too off topic to sum it up i dont believe Jesus was black, but maybe a mixture from the Mesopotamia area and Egypt or even the Qumran's.  Interesting stuff to research into if you ever want to learn truth and be analytical you should check out the book The Hiram Key.  Its kind of like a history book, as long as you dont mind learning about mason rituals and where they came from.  Anyways i'm done rambling too much coffee.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #65 on: December 29, 2008, 01:58:37 PM »


I thought Jesus was Mexican.

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #66 on: December 29, 2008, 02:18:34 PM »

I actually believe he was Caucasian/maybe some Egyptian after all if you do your research Moses was taught as a priest in Egypt contrary to all the misinterpretations of things.  If you read some history and proper translations from the old testament before king James and everything, and take things in context with what they meant in that time period.  You take away all the hellenistic ideas because those supernatural things were meant to mean other things.  If you read some Freemason literature, as well as the true things known of the templars and the beginning of civilization, you will know that Abraham left Sumeria with the hyskus movement a.k.a.  Desert Princes and went to Egypt.  So i don't get too off topic to sum it up i dont believe Jesus was black, but maybe a mixture from the Mesopotamia area and Egypt or even the Qumran's.  Interesting stuff to research into if you ever want to learn truth and be analytical you should check out the book The Hiram Key.  Its kind of like a history book, as long as you dont mind learning about mason rituals and where they came from.  Anyways i'm done rambling too much coffee.

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #67 on: December 29, 2008, 03:43:44 PM »

Jesus was a Wookiee.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #68 on: December 29, 2008, 04:11:21 PM »

That would be Lando.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #69 on: December 29, 2008, 08:03:40 PM »

I thought Judas was a horta.

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #70 on: December 30, 2008, 01:01:23 PM »

:O Lando makes sense!!! Especially because he's black! Like Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar... Hey ya guys... Was Judas black too?

That's only the film version, darling. The definitive Judas was sung by Murray Head opposite Ian Gillan's Jesus on the original album. Remember, JCS originally came out as an album, and was produced on stage and film later. Not to put down Carl Anderson or Ted Neeley or anything, but the soundtrack of the American film version is just not as good.

Look for the brown cover with superimposed facing angels. Accept no substitutions.

I was out of country in 1970 when the craze was sweeping the world. The buzz hadn't yet reached behind the Iron Curtain (at least not among my peers), but my family vacationed in Finland that summer, and Helsinki was plastered with JCS posters. It was a groovy time, man.

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #71 on: December 30, 2008, 07:24:55 PM »

They have a new stage version.  I think it's coming to the Flint Center.

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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #72 on: December 30, 2008, 08:41:26 PM »

Last year, Ian Gillan reprised the role of Jesus at an invitation-only performance in LA. My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail.
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Re: Was Jesus Really Black?
« Reply #73 on: December 30, 2008, 09:23:13 PM »

My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail.
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